Derek brings an old expression back and has a missed phone call, Romaine checks in with her therapist, Ilde in AZ talks Iris, Blake Lively trial update, Luigi Mangione trial to start this September, Martha Stewart pressured by granddaughter, Hooker Hotline, Nita in FL talks Derek’s apartment, Jeff in Palm Springs is DFA about The Traitors, A Foreign Affair, Ric From The Pig talks TCM, US population shifts, Sydney Sweeney climbs the Hollywood sign, Twin Peaks files for bankruptcy, and Sir Laughs A Lot talks family drama,
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01.08.26- Oh Straps!
Romaine gets a throwback photo, Adam in ATL talks Romaine, Iris birthday, HULU Golden Girls documentary, Orphan Black, new shows starting, Romaine is a prisoner in her new place, Nick Reiner update, Harvey Weinstein has a new trial coming up, Martha Stewart does dry January, Derek has dreams, Eric in CA talks drink machine, Derek has a hot cocoa fail, Bob in WI talks milk, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Stranger Things, Rich in Encinitas talks china, David talks Heated Rivalry, Eric in Portland checks in, Andy Cohen may be out at CNN, Kathy Griffin turns things around, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Anne Hathaway, Tom Terrific talks Kathy Griffin, and Tyra Sanchez wants to sue.
12.09.25 – More Than A Mouseful
Romaine has surprising fans, Derek gets a heavy box, DNR get harassed, big wig drama, Adam Sank’s updated apartment, Romie is a menace on the road and Romaine almost explodes, Tom Terrific shades Romaine, Josh Barro talks infrastructure, Wyoming gets dramatic weather, Patterson mouse problem, WTF NYC rodent in burrito, Rowdy in NY talks rodent in burrito, Tom Terrific double dips on NYC mice, Nathan in CO talks Door Dash extortion, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Texas gays, Michael in Nashville talks address changes, NorCal Brandon talks Elfster and Heated Rivalry, Beau in LA talks Elfster, Rich in CA talks puppy love, Chad in Seattle timeshifts on Heated Rivalry and Scandal, Adam from Scruffytown talks driving, Romaine finds something creepy, Jeopardy champ is a creepy peeper, Happy Jack talks peeping, NY Times most stylish people of 2025, Chinese couple have a blond haired baby, and Martha Stewart egg nog and funeral plans go viral.
10.01.25- Cocaine Clause
Keith Urban divorce update, Big Brother cheatmance update, Jane Goodall RIP, Six Feet Under, The Paper will be on NBC next month, Jodie Foster has a French movie coming out, Rowdy in NY talks Japan, kids in kennels, Dolly Parton not accepting Oscar in person, Chunk wins Fat Bear Week, Sir Laughs A Lot talks YouTube, Hooker Hotline, Sherri in TX talks The Oasis, Matt in Philly talks Madonna, New Month Who Dis, JD in WVa talks airplane seating, Tom Terrific talks Keith Haring, Martha Stewart Halloween and quilted vests, Jonathan in Nashville talks Twitch Tuesdays, and Derek has scary sweater memories.
04.29.25 – Gut Reno
Fan Favorite! DNR has a fart walk update, Dan in Orlando talks fart walks, Derek has a real estate update, NYC man arrested for defiling corpse on R train, Cabaret theatergoer has disturbing snack, Jesse in Sacramento talks subscriptions, Romaine’s sauerkraut recipe, JD in WVa talks sauerkraut, Tom Terrific talks sauerkraut, Iris’s cooking, Mark in Buffalo talks sauerkraut and Lucy Lawless, Jeopardy hotness, Eric in NM talks sauerkraut, Kathy in OH talks sauerkraut, Hooker Hotline, NorCal Brandon timeshifts on fart walks moving and pickleball, Christian in Abilene talks Pie Pants, Billy in Philly says hi, Monotone Marc talks small kitchens, Hetero Awesome Fest coming to Idaho, Tom Terrific talks Hetero Fest, Pie Patnts gets assassinated in game, Amazon not adding tariffs to the listed prices, and MI mailman delivers the cash.
11.15.24- Deerly Departed
DNR join Blue Sky, X may use your tweets to train AI, granny AI toys with UK scammers, Romaine has a diet journey update, disturbing Critter Chat Iris encounters a deer, new recipe in DNRcast app, UK woman poisoned at a beauty salon, Whoopi Goldberg fights with a bakery, Billy in Philly talks deer strikes, Mike Tyson and Jake Paul fight tonight, Wells Fargo worker had sudden cardiac event, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashville talks recess appointments, Matt in Philly nudist colony murders, Jeff in Palm Springs talks cruise food, Larry in Pasadena talks Glen Powell, Spirit Christmas Stores, UT woman breaks down at power station, Nathan in CO talks Martha Stewart, Derek has big dreams, Princess Yuriko Mikasa dies at 101, and Last Call ends the week.
11.12.24 – Salty Nuts
Romaine deals with family drama, Derek no longer a scab, Wheel of Fortune contestant flames out, Romaine has a diet experiment, Nathan in CO talks Wheel Of Fortune and Wicked poster, Romaine deals with snoring, tiny houses, Tom Terrific talks real estate, decaying pumpkins, TN bear attack is murder, WI kayak accident is no accident, FAA halts flights to Haiti after gunfire, Hooker Hotline, Chaz in La talks scabs, Jesse in Sacramento talks past shows, Big Peter talks FL ban, Exxon Mobil wants to stay in Parts Climate Accords, Joy Behar outs her co-host, Martha Stewart pushes Drew Barrymore away, Romaine heads to therapy, Bridget in AZ talks sex, Derek pigs out and Romaine is one her journey, People’s Sexiest Man Alive coming at midnight, Glen Powell to replace Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible, and Rudy Giuliani continues to suffer.
10.31.24 – Happy Halloween Pinky Pie
Happy Halloween! DNR talk Halloween plans, Martha Stewart documentary, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashville talks election, Michael in Nashville talks James Bond, Matt in Philly talks Sesame Street, Ariana Grande dissed Elvira, and Agatha All Along finale.
09.24.24- B+ Lover
DNR miss your calls, CarPlay coming soon, Menendez brothers, Nathan in CO talks Menendaz case and Baby Reindeer, Tom Terrific talks Ryan Murphy, Diddy has a famous cellmate, Armando in Miami talks Susan Hayward, Romaine gets adjusted, Madonna made Jenny Shimizu feel like a hooker, Martha Stewart calls her own documentary lazy, The View has a new home, Tyler in NorCal talks 9-11, Beau in LA talks Cards Against Humanity, Big Brother, Nathan in CO talks Big Brother, lost girl found by drone, boy kidnapped in 1951 is found, and Billy in Philly talks kidnapped kids.
09.10.24 – The Check Is In The Mail
Frank DeCaro heads to Bravo, DNR dream of Alexis Stewart, Romaine feels very attacked, Dave Grohl has a new baby, Sean Coombs gets $100 million summary judgment, Apple get $14 billion tax bill, Derek’s air fryer is haunted, DNR talk the best sex they ever had, Hooker Hotline, Michele from San Diego talks Ozempic and Scott Peterson, George in SF talks photo apps, Big Brother, Tom Terrific talks Big Brother, CA hiker found after 12 days, Romaine has a bear encounter, RayGun is number one in the world, Anna Delvey joins DWTS, Rowdy in NYC talks Anna Delvey, Gosselin family drama, Larry in Pasadena talk James Earl Jones, and Delta bumps planes.
08.29.23 – The Cat-Egg-Ory Is…
Disneyland getting a Haunted Mansion remodel, Manhattan Pier 94 being turned into soundstages, Hans Niemann settles his anal beads chess cheating lawsuit, Romaine has a dishwasher update, Romie Pie Pants has a first day at school, Billy in Philly talks The Warriors and being a good mom, Dolly Parton turns down tea with Kate Middleton, Travis in CT talks cat egg chair, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA talks Japan and India, Marvin in Syracuse timeshifts on Little House and shoes, Sarah Jessica Parker adopts Shoe Bradshaw, Derek rescues a bee, Manhattan water main fails, Mark Meadows takes the stand, Ric in El Paso is grateful for the group, and Martha Stewart dragged for drinking from an iceberg.
05.16.23 – Honeybee Hideout
Derek hangs with a neighbor, Romaine has more neighbor drama, NYC newscaster fired for hot mic moment, Jamie Foxx now in Chicago maybe, Martha Stewart covers Sports Illustrated, Jane Fonda is busier than ever,, Colton Underwood gets married, Elizabeth Taylor remembered, Tony Awards are back on, Critter Chat LA swarmed by bees and CO man has dog take the wheel, Sam Bankman-Fried chats AI in DC, George in SF talks Grindr AI bots, Jeopardy Masters gets flirty between James Holzhauer and Ken Jennings, Kelly Clarkson addresses toxic workplace, Taylor Swift moves on, Billy in Philly talks Taylor Swift, Anna Nicole Smith documentary on Netflix, Kate Middleton shows up at Eurovision, and Prince Andrew won’t move to Frogmore.
11.04.22- Hoo Dunit
Romaine loves Fridays but hates Daylight Savings Time, get out and vote, Derek has a Leo sighting, Billy in Philly talks Pink and the lottery, Tim in IL talks being an informed voter, Martha Stewart vs. Mariah Carey, AI cooks Thanksgiving dinner, Sir Laughs A Lot talks green beans, Derek reviews The Automat and What Is Happening Jayson has memories, Nathan in CO talks old people, Tony in Vegas talks Automat, Hooker Hotline, Mara in Mass votes for cow poo, Bridget in AZ talks birds, The Staircase feedback, Nita loses it over DNR, Julie in NC time shifts on The Staircase, Derek can’t recognize Brian’s car, Derek’s mom has a theory, DNR want to be remembered fondly, Brooklyn bakery worker gets locked in a freezer, Critter Chat a bear makes himself at home and a cobra gets bitten, Jeopardy Tournament of Champions, Trey in LA has thoughts, and Last Call ends the week!
10.28.22 – Ask Derek Anything Again
Derek celebrates his birthday and clears the air about Chef Brian, DNR clear out all the old stuff, Happy Jack talks Black Adam and Bros, Jerry Lee Lewis RIP, virgin births, Elon Musk takes control of Twitter, Billy in Philly has an AMA, Tony in Vegas has birthday wishes, Madonna huffs poppers, What Is Happening Jayson has a FMK, climate activists throw soup on paintings, Chaz in La talks Lady Bunny, Real Love Boat sent to Paramount Plus, Girls5Eva moves to Netflix, pumpkin carving tips, Martha Stewart could be tasty, Hooker Hotline, a birthday song, Daylight NBC, Eric in Portland has birthday wishes, Romaine has a cow update, Nancy Pelosi’s husband attacked, Billy in Philly talks scary news, woman trapped under couch and Derek wants to rearrange things, Rosie O’Donnell is single again, Still Hookin Tracy talks celebrity siblings and AMA about Bundle Of Joy, A Christmas Story Christmas coming to HBO Max, and Last Call ends the show.
10.26.22- A Donut In A Hallway
DNR are back, Romaine thought she had it but she didn’t, McRib is back, lettuce outlives Liz Truss, James Corden finally apologizes, Ric From The Pig is back behind the register, Romaine refuses a photo, Abbott Elementary bit came from real life, Tony in Vegas hopes everyone is feeling better, Martha Stewart would date Pete Davidson, UK DJ dies on the air, world’s dirtiest man dies after bath, ABC News producer goes missing, Critter Chat woman swallowed whole by python, woman unleashes bees on sheriff, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA on UK PM, Xtina time shifts on the cruise, American Women quarters are coming, Tim/Tom needs a post cruise bad behavior award, missing purse returned after 63 years, Spirit Halloween memes, Trump juror dismissed, Jerry Falwell documentary dropping on HULU, Elfster is back, Romaine looks at watches, and Tyler in NorCal ends the show.
07.19.22 – Right In The Nuts
Derek recaps our tech drama, UK melts in a heatwave, Pie Pants kicks things off, high school softball rituals, Maybelle Blair comes out at 95, another Patterson family tragedy and does a good deed, kid from Jaws gets job as Sheriff, Romaine considers turning to her feet for work, Jim Thorpe gets his medals back, man rescues strangers from a house fire, naked at home stories, Tom Terrific has sister drama and talks Funny Girl, Happy Jack talks new info and lost kids, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Barbara Streisand, Monotone Marc talks Big Brother for Jan 6th Committee, Billy in Philly talks Secret Service, DNR lament lost photos, Colliers in TX talks Martha Stewart, longtime listener defends Barbra on Tik Tok, Julia talks bags, Brad Pitt wears a skirt, Lady Trucker wants some studio upgrades, Larry in Pasadena rants on prequels, Eric in Portland talks Dildo Whisperer, Big Peter timeshifts on DNR, Romaine fulfills some wishes, Rowdy in NY talks Tenga, Blue Angels gets first female pilot, Derek surprises Romaine, Reba wants a reboot of her sitcom, and DNR talk Jolene.
01.13.21 -Husband On A Leash
2021 is off with a bang, Romie demands an intervention, Magnum PI, bad toilet paper, man injects mushrooms, math is hard, office creatures, Billy in Philly talks mice and the Capitol, millipedes stop trains in Japan, the Lorax is sad at Romaine, husband on a leash, Jesse finds his level, Impeachment, Kathryn in AZ talks Capitol drama, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks pot pie, Ben in Seattle talks tattoos, Still Hookin Tracy talks breadsticks and tattoos, Survivor Sucks Dan talks trains and pot pies, #TeamSteven talks NJ Transit, the Vessel shuts down, Timothy Timeshifter got his shirt and Mrs. Brown’s Boys, Marc in MN talks Gerard Butler, Christian in Abilene talks end of life closure, Martha Stewart gets vaccinated, Dolly Parton and Betty White, 99 Red Balloons, best fries survey, and George in SF talks The Hat.
12.04.20 – White Messes
Derek loses his mask, Meryl Streep snubbed, Marc in MN talks The Undoing, Succession, comedian Adam Sank talks Rocco Steele, Martha knows best, Tony in Vegas talks Martha Stewart and farts, Romaine goes to therapy, George in SF talks zodiac signs and chicken pot pie, Chaz in La has a travel dilemma, Hooker Hotline, Chance in NY has a Netflix and Chill, Godless, Billy in Philly talks Heart of Glass and Josh Barro and Ivanka Trump, Jason in Walpole talks Dolly Parton, Survivor Sucks Dan talks cruises and lunches, Tim in MI talks soul mates, marijuana legalization, and Last Call ends the show.
10.30.20 -Carey On
DNR bring the heat, McRib is back, Romaine has a dream cruise, no sail order ends, flu vaccine season, Romaine’s therapist fights for her, Trump/Biden fridge quiz, Travis in CT talks canned beer, Robert in San Antonio talks canned beer, Rick from The Pig taps it out with Disney Halloween movies, dealing with vertigo, Halooween plans, Martha Knows Best, holiday decorations, Hooker Hotline, Trucker Albert talks McRib, Jesse in Sacramento has an Ask Derek Anything, Nathan in St. Louis sings about pumpkins, Renee from FL talks cabinets, NorCal Brandon has an Ask Derek Anything, Still Hookin’ Tracy talks bromosexuals, Dovie Dove talks Honey, Chaz in La talks Mariah Carey, Tad in Lancaster talks birthday candles, Derek gets some police action, Chaz double dips on Divas Live, Madame Tussauds puts Trump out, Jeremy in WeHo talks Hall of Presidents, Billy in Philly talks Shania, kids of same sex parents are better students, Lori Laughlin checks in, Critter Chat cop killed by rooster, and Last Call ends the show.
10.16.20 – Curses Foiled Again
Season of Giving is here, Canadian returns stolen artifacts, George in SF talks curses, TAB gets dropped, Sharon Stone stops dating, zip line into Godzilla, Romaine is scared of Iris, Dolly Parton, Tony in Vegas talks show guests, Richard Gere requests a cake, Romaine is charming when she wants to be, Rick from The Pig talks cakes, Father of the Bride, Romaine gets into a game, Hooker Hotline, Hammy song, bird call, Julie in NC talks Dolly Parton, Happy Jack talks Lane twins, Chance in NY has a sexpert question, Terry in AZ has been inspired and is also DFA, Billy in Philly talks BJs, Tyler in NorCal has a response for Billy, Ratched is a monster Netflix hit, Chris in Mass talks Finn Whitrock and DNR tech, filthy Xmas jokes, Critter Chat, Oz snake surprise, Derek gets a mouse, venomous caterpillar terrorizes Virginia, Stanton in Austin reacts to Critter Chat, and Last Call ends the show.
08.21.20 – Don’t Move Here Ever
It’s Friday! Derek sleeps late, Dr. Fauci has some surgery, Jonathan in LA talks Biden speech, DNR talk DEM convention, Dom in Seattle reviews Julie Louis-Dreyfus and Dr. Fauci, Danny in LA wonders how Derek liked the series of zoom meetings, Jeremy in WeHo talks Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Mike Bloomberg, what pissed off Romaine, Tom Terrific has convention feedback, lost colony of Roanoke, George in SF talks Chi Chi DeVayne, Tyra Banks arrested for vandalism, Lori Laughlin and Mossimo sentenced, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene was pleasantly surprised by the DNC convention, Chaz in La talks Chi Chi DeVayne, KellyPie time shifts on armpits and Boston Legal, remote learning issues, Billy in Philly sings out, Drew Barrymore addresses dead grandfather, Tropical Storm Laura, Billy in Philly has some baby news, Barre man finds a safe, Netflix and Chill is Moonlight, Jim in Palm Springs talks new Girl Scout cookie, Tenet gets good reviews, Tony Awards back this fall, Martha Knows Best, relationship fights, and Last Call ends the week.
08.20.20 -Inspected By Cher
DNR power through, Derek closes a window, Romaine doesn’t want any change, CA is on fire an Tyler in NorCal has a plan, Thom Brennaman caught on hot mic, Randy Rainbow dinged by offensive tweets, CBS has issues with All Rise and Macguyver, Stuttering John sues SiriusXM, Susan B. Anthony pardon, Steve Bannon indicted, Chaz in La thinks the post office is fake news, Derek rants on the Russia investigation, Joe in Baltimore talks post office, Kathryn in AZ has a rant, Jonathan in Nashville talks separating kids, Chaz in La is Ursula now, Marvin in Syracuse talks school, Survivor Sucks Dan talks call quality, Nathan in St. Louis talks Renovation Island, Martha Stewart guard geese, Romaine is a tractor addict, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Howard Ashman, Chaz in La talks schools and Mulan, Billy in Philly talks CARES Act, James Blunt gets scurvy, and Ellen DeGeners fires three producers.
08.03.20 -From Cool Girl To Call Girl
DNR try to pronounce a hurricane, Romaine kicks it country style, Derek makes a drama video, Romaine polishes off The Good Wife, Stanton in Austin talks Brady Bunch and being dirty, WI judge sworn in during a marathon, new study shows limits of exercise in high sugar diet, Rick talks diet and exercise, Romaine jumps into The Old Guard, Mark in Buffalo goes on vacation, Scrabble and crosswords, Tony in Vegas talks Umbrella Academy, Hallmark and Lifetime go gay for Christmas, The Kissing Booth, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene has a gay problem and Sir Laughs A Lot and Kathryn in AZ have thoughts, Timothy Timeshifter has a strange dream, replacement penis feedback, Still Hookin Tracy is upset and rhyming, Romaine has a sex toy update, Colliers in TX talks mechanical stimulation, German eBussy causes confusion, Romaine lezzes out on a tractor, Martha Know Best, Stanton in Austin talks Martha, and Chaz in La talks back to school.
07.24.20 -No Time For Problems
DNR are ready for the weekend, Derek comes up at therapy, sitting makes you too light, Martha Stewart is a thirst trap now, Sir Laughs A Lot talks grandparent issues, LaudroMatt pushes back on grandparents, Billy in Philly talks family, Jeff in Palm Springs talks PopTV, Derek offers some home school help, movie companies shift again, Hooker Hotline, Jay in Austin is concerned about Derek, Timothy Timeshifter won’t brush you off, Rick supports Derek, Chris in Wa talks cooking for Romie, Dr. Jay has a Palm Springs rant, Al in IL talks dental visits, Sean in KC finally casts a vote, Ellen in robbed, Sabin gets a big client, Build Me Up, NYC gets a new climate zone, JB talks climate change, Chaz in La reviews Folklore, Netflix and Chill, The Maltese Falcon and Last Call ends the week.
05.11.20 – Lovin In The Oven
Derek is a mess, Fall TV is a big question mark, Romaine’s weekend is all about food, Tom Terrific has baking advice, Romaine breaks up a fight, DNR headed to Manhattan, Chris in Mass deals with going out, Glenn in Canada talks going to the office, Kardashians in trouble for toilet paper, George in SF deals with a crazy customer, DNR take out trees and Martha Stewart quarantines with a hot gardener, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse has a weather update, a Nebraska correction, Shawn in Milford has much to say, kid finds bag of money at ATM, plastic backpacks, SCOTUS toilet flush mystery solved, Romaine gets into Dead To Me and The Mandalorian, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drag Race, Billy in Philly gets stiffed and wants some drag, Jamie Dornan gets trolled by Armie Hammer in Instagram, woman feels too at home at IKEA, Roy Horn RIP and Derek worries he got a thoughtless gift on his lawn.
08.28.19 – Harlatons
Katie fills in because Romaine is a mess, Derek deals with litter, Romaine is back but Derek is weird on the street, Romie makes a new friend, Jerry Falwell Jr. in another real estate deal with a hot personal trainer, Harvey Weinstein legal updates, sing-a-long Patterson, Romaine sewer update, Critter Chat for a mouse in the house, Martha Stewart vs Gwyneth Paltrow, Donny is a big star now, Theo of Love Island has dramatic injury, chicken sandwich wars, Luke talks chicken life cycle, Jonathan talks Gillibrand dropping out, September debate stage is set, Hooker Hotline, Mindhunter and the Boys, Derek wonders about what happened to serial killers, Romaine makes her grand escape, Kathryn in AZ talks local meet up, bugs in a light fixture, Disney makes some announcements about Star Wars and EPCOT, LaundroMatt talks Disney, and Chris in Mass talks EPCOT.