Princess Kate on the mend, Traitors to air on NBC, OR man has face catch fire in surgery, French woman falls for Brad Pitt catfish scam, Drew Barrymore hits the apps, Armando in Miami talks Altadena and lemon cake, Disneyland third park plans, Chaz in La talks new theme park, Paris Hilton will find your pet, Tom Terrific talks Jay Leno, Chris in Mass talks The Simpsons, Hooker Hotline, Stacy in VA talks dryer popcorn, Jeff in Palm Springs talks TikTok videos and Wirecutter, Billy in Philly has an update, Craig in Switzerland talks Traitors UK, Traitors US, Brent in Austin talks Gayish tops survey, Gay Problems, Jeopardy hot Drew Goins, and Titanic salvage on hold for now.
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05.01.23 – Inky Blinky Pinky And Clyde
May Day! Derek reviews the new calendar month, Romaine is mad at the earth and a Fox update, Derek cuts himself, Derek’s mom tells a gay infiltration meeting, Met Gala is tonight, LA Philharmonic brings woman to orgasm, Mila Kunis will not be in Fantastic Four, Super Mario Brothers streams on Twitter, Hooker Hotline, Ben in Seattle talks Meghan Trainor, JD in WVa talks vagina, Dan in Orlando time shifts on farts, Sunny Hostin talks View farts, Big Peter talks inspections, NIta in TX talks bus driver, Gwyneth Paltrow only gets a dollar, E. Jean Carroll case update, Menendez brothers, and Bohemian Rhapsody.
03.16.23 – Load Bearing Underwear
Fan Favorite! Andrew Christian has new underwear, infected eye drops lead to problems, Romie collects zeroes, Sabin still crazy, Rowdy talks viruses, Billy in Philly talks China, Tyler in NorCal forgot why he called, Tom Terrific talks moist undergirding, Phantom Of The Opera might be coming back, Critter Chat Oklahoma woman attacked by pet monkey, Sir Laughs A Lot talks deadly pets, Kraft addresses the cheese tax, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks drugs, Rowdy in NY talks Children Of A Lesser God, James the Serious talks purse dogs, Mara from Mass has a list, Jesse in Sacramento talks sign language, David Geffen gets married, Paris Hilton stayed inappropriately after school, Happy Jack plays Guess My Load, St. Patrick’s Day falls on Friday, Chris in Mass talks underwear, Romaine nods off, Survivor talk, TV viewers won’t watch until a show is finishes, and Chaz in La talks public domain.
05.12.22 -Sloppy Mud Flaps
Andrew is a mess, FDA approves sex panties, DNR bathroom scares, Critter Chat strange dog in the bed and a bear heads to Six Flags, The CW cancels some shows, Strange New Worlds, black hole revealed, Madonna jumps into NFT, Roe v. Wade, Hooker Hotline, Stanton in Austin talks burgers, DNR dish Flaming Saddles, French soccer player fired for farting, Happy Jack talks country dancing, Wagatha Christie, Kelly Osborne pregnant, Ross Matthews marries, Paris Hilton deals with child reform, Billy in Philly talks sleep away camp, and Andy Dick arrested.
01.20.20 – A Perfectly Cromulent Weekend
DNR were a hot mess, a perfectly cromulent explanation, Romaine’s wild party turns mild, Princess Anne of Boston has a long royal update to get us caught up, Tony in Vegas talks Sex Education and the royals, crazy lady drives into traffic to test her faith, Patterson family shrines, Derek recommends The Two Popes, Matthew has praise for Romaine’s activism, Terminator Dark Fate, new show coming soon, Hooker Hotline, PopTV is too restrictive, Sir Laughs A Lot has cord cutting advice, Jeff in PS has FOMO about Vegas, Tom Terrific talks Schitt’s Creek and Word in Progress, Dovie Dove is wigging out, Dr. Jay talks PopTV app, another surprise announcement, Alaska dentist looks to hover, Derek gets a new doctor, Weinstein wants a change of venue, NYTimes endorses Amy and Liz, Sanders has a comfort rider Paris Hilton is doing a new series, and Pitt and Aniston reconnect at the SAG Awards.