Derek deals with deliveries and old friends, DNR debate couch purchases, Romaine does trivia night, The Mystery of Richard Simmons, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Giants outfielders and resignation agency, Rafi in NY talks Equinox, Tony in Vegas talks Half Man, Rich in CA talks Fleet Week and Bonaire, Escobar hippos to be culled, Nita in FL talks Selena, Jeff in Palm Springs talks chatty animals, Romaine deals with a crime scene, Survivor 50, and Last Call ends the week.
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05.12.26- Third Wheel
Lesbian comedians, Derek gets sound advice, Romaine goes to therapy, The Sheep Detectives, Papa Cupcake RIP, Richard Simmons special, Derek has a genealogy update, Rex Reed RIP, new Wordle game show, Jesse in Sacramento talks game shows, Romaine struggles to finish her books, Tom Terrific talks relationships, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks concerts, Brandon in CA supports Derek, Clavicular in legal trouble, Euphoria, Cento sued for tomato fraud, Tony in Vegas talks olive oil, The Hat opens in Vegas,, Tommys LA has cheap burgers, and gas prices.
10.08.24 – Dirty Soda
Derek thinks he is right, WDW prepares for Hurricane Milton, Mormon Wives dirty soda craze, Tea With The Dames, Critter Chat rider missing but the horse came back and raccoons have a convention, Romaine gets a tune up, Rowdy in NY talks chiropractors, Tom Terrific talks therapy, Derek is a good neighbor, Hurricane Milton update, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Big Brother, vote with Moo Deng, Billy in Philly talks bread, Chris in WA talks bread, NorCal Brandon timeshifts on ice cream and Mervyns, Darren in NY talks cinnamon bread, Derek loses a theater, Richard Simmons laid to rest, and Lisa Marie Presley lived with son’s body in her house.
08.08.24- Just Say Lesbian
DNRcast feedback, woman pulled into baggage conveyor belt at O’Hare, Iris may be coming home tomorrow, Taylor Swift targeted by terror, national cat day, Romaine’s life collapses, Boeing Starliner stuck at ISS, Critter Chat Romaine has a question and man eaten by crocodile in front of wife, Hooker Hotline, Gilligan’s Island, squirrel king, Matt in Philly talks baby bear, Happy Jack talks falcons, Billy in Philly talks hooker call, Liza Minnelli writing a memoir, Pauly Shore wants to do Richard Simmons movie, Olympics updates on Mr. pommel horse and hung pole vaulter, Colin Jost goes home, Australian player buys drugs, Tyler in NorCal talks horny athletes, and a French runner gets engaged.
07.15.24 – Eaten Up By Acid
Houston still without power, Dr. Ruth, Richard Simmons, Shelley Duvall, Alec Baldwin trial update, Tim in MI talks The Shining, JD Vance is VP pick and Matt in Philly has thoughts, Jonathan in Nashville talks rally, Tom Terrific talks rally, Tyler in NorCal talks JD Vance, Hooker Hotline, Romaine gets a call, Tim/Tom talks discourse, Derek talks alligators, Mickey Mouse Club murder, UK bodies in suitcases, RuPaul helps people park, car drives into Yellowstone geyser pool, Derek has a shopping nightmare, Romaine goes to McDonalds, Chaz in La talks marriage, and Affleck Lopez house for sale.
05.23.24 – White Squall
DNR experience a squall, NOAA predicts a very busy season, Graceland update, OpenAI has the receipts, UT wedding has cover charge, Alice in NYC talks weddings, Sydney Sweeney does Hooters, Tom Terrific talks Sydney Sweeney, WTF FL Starbucks investigated over DEI and Freedom Summer has restrictions, Hooker Hotline, Travis in CT talks turd pudding, Richard Simmons coming to Broadway, CA mom gets $88,000 fine for clam digging, Tom Terrific talks clam digging, Dr. Jay talks clams, Rowdy in NY talks clams, and Grand Teton bear sprays itself.
03.21.24 – Doogie Hartley MD
Ozempic babies, Kate Middleton working from home, Angela Chao was drunk, Golden Girls not getting a reboot, Travis Kelce may host a game show, Mike Richards opens up about Jeopardy firing, Ben in Seattle talks my Girl, Larry in Pasadena talks homeownership, Hooker Hotline, Ric in El Paso talks boomers, Todd in GA talks other callers, Matt in Philly talks realtor commissions, Romaine gets her new microwave, Campbells turns Lake Erie into a toxic soup says DOJ, Richard Simmons had skin cancer, Beyonce projects herself onto the Guggenheim, Downton Abbey may have a final third movie, and MCU dropping some underperforming titles.
03.19.24 – Produce The White Woman
Derek still mad about Madame Web, Romaine thinks Girls5Eva is dumb, David Hovey from The Center calls in to dance it out, Lady Bunny takes a stand, JD in WVa talks getting blocked, Richard Simmons is not dying, Jeopardy hugs it out, Romaine has a neighbor fence update, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks Barbie, Jonathan in Nashville talks Billy edit, Mark in Buffalo has a last call, William and Kate drama continues, Billy In Philly talks beautiful women, new James Bond rumor, Sir Laughs A Lot talks James Bond and Madame Web, Thriller at 40, Happy Jack talks Greatest Night In Pop and Muttley, DC cherry blossoms are in bloom, and Dan talks Derek’s laugh.
01.30.24- The Cursed Place No One Should Live
Derek gets a fun email, Derek’s neighbor is a pirate, Chita Rivera RIP, CosMcs is a big hit, Nickelodeon history, Anchorage gets 100 inches of snow and CA gets an atmospheric river, Armando in Miami talks Nickelodeon, Tyler in NorCal talks rain, Dolly Parton musical coming to Broadway in 2025, Richard Simmons posting in social media, Hooker Hotline, Chad in Seattle reflects DNR back, Romie Pie Pants wants a new swear word, Marvin in Syracuse talks genealogy, Jackie Robinson statue stolen in Kansas, Balto is still with us, Lindbergh baby may not have been kidnapped after all, and Vince McMahon accused of sex trafficking.
01.25.24 – Chicken Recoop
Andrew Scott launches openly gay debate, Tyler in NorCal talks All Of Us Strangers, Adam in ATL talks gay representation, Katie talks misgendering, Ric From The Pig talks misgendering and Company, Mars helicopter RIP, Derek gets into a meme fight, Stuart in Rochester talks missing razor, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks Pluto TV, Julia in CA talks marriage benefits, Ric in El Paso has a health update, Michael in Nashville talks Hue lights and cat shows, David talks spouse names, Matt in Philly talks Madonna concert, Trey in LA talks Madonna, Ben in Seattle talks chicken, Rob in FL talks Minnie Pearl, What Is Happening Jayson has a head and hands update, NY man convicted for wrong driveway shooting, Pauly Shore wants to play Richard Simmons in a movie, and pasta makes you happy.
09.06.22 – Nope
Ajay’s gay renaissance faire, Andrew has a new open but doesn’t know about Alaska, Anne Steele news, Don’t Worry Darling drama in Venice, Nathan in CO talks fat suits and Atlantis cruises, Romaine has a dramatic weekend, Beta Fett, Derek talks Nope, Tyler in NorCal talks Nope, Richard Simmons doc, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Madonna, Elvis has left the building, Hooker Hotline, Jason in Omaha talks vape shop, Jonathan in Nashville talks Lea Michele literacy, Shawn in KC talks Love Victor, JD in WVa talks Britney Spears, Michael in Nashville time shifts on Euphoria, Darrel in Sun City talks crapping your pants, Brent in Austin talks Britney Spears, Zingbot disappoints, Billy in Philly butt dials, covid tests and Tongue River, Critter Chat mini sharks plague California beaches, and fond memories with parents.
08.26.22 – Just Spit On It
Romaine is happier, Krispy Kreme has a new Artemis moon donut, Ric From The Pig gets a MonkeyPox shot and thunderstorms, Kathy in OH has exciting news, Romaine’s dead tree and damaged roof, NBC considers dropping the 10pm hour, Monotone Marc talks TV, Romaine wraps up A League Of Their Own, Only Murders In The Building, What Is Happening Jayson talks comfort TV, Patterson prison, Dan in Orlando talks Apple TV shows, Richard Simmons breaks his silence, Jeff in Palm Springs and Happy Jack talk Richard Simmons and tech issues, Vanessa Bryant trial, Hooker Hotline, Nita time shifts on chickens, Stuart in Rochester talks Juneteenth party, Rafi has an international critter chat about Amsterdam mouse problem, Kelly Pie talks Starflight One, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Patterson Prison, Life After Lockup, George in SF talks life in person and She Hulk, Detroit slide sends riders flying, Lady Gaga shouts out, Derek’s middle name that almost was, Adam Sank breaks some news, and Last Call ends the week.
04.07.20 -I Want That In My Mouth
Fan Favorite! Asylum back tonight, Dollywood returning in May, Romie is over Romaine, intergalactic dyke drama has a new twist, Trucker Albert calls in with a health update, Derek picks up some trash, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Navy meltdown, Derek updates on bad Mexican food, Romaine becomes a family foodie, Jonathan in LA is cooking like crazy, Big Brother and Love Island canceled for the summer, Will and Grace will leave things hanging, Craig in CA talks Miracle Workers, Monotone Marc talks Love Island, Stanton in Austin objects to Nailed It, Kenny in CA cuts his own hair, Kathy in OH gets a virtual haircut and loses her ice cream, more Nailed It feedback, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL talks Caribbean Life and Derek’s celebrity list, Rob in FL double dips on John in Wildomar health update, WTF Florida rental car place burns, smart toilet can read your butthole, Chris in Mass talks smart toilet, Tracy in FL has to shit in a can, CATS butthole edit was real, Roseanne thinks coronavirus is a plot to kill boomers, Richard Simmons has made a return, and Bruce and Demi self isolate in matching pajamas.