02.09.26- Not Your Sue

Olympics opening ceremony, favorite sports, Super Bowl commercials, Bad Bunny halftime show, LaundroMatt talks Bad Bunny, Lady Gaga on a candle, human hedges, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene timeshifts on stress relief, JD Vance brought his own food to Italy, Matt in Philly talks Wayfair, Marvin in Syracuse talks Waymo, Nita in FL talks Bat N Rouge, Rafi in NY talks Super Bowl, Adam in ATL talks Sea Hawks, Rick from Cal State LA talks irreconcilable differences, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Brave Little Toaster, Rowdy in NY talks Brave Little Toaster, Adam in ATL talks Valentine’s Day, Romaine has a house update, The Traitors, Nancy Guthrie still missing and Rob in FL talks The Traitors.

01.28.25- Wikipedia Famous

DNR 5×5 has a bug, Derek is Wikipedia famous, Critter Chat: elephant stomps tourist, SF to fine rich people more, GA man gets a picture instead of a drill, NJ drone update, Matt from Philly talks drones, LA could take more than a year to clear debris, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Michael Jackson, Nathan in St Louis talks Drag Race, Rob in FL talks prom dress and suits, Super Bowl on TUBI, Traitors US, Sharon Stone has a famous grandfather, Rowdy in NY talks ancestry, A Christmas Story becomes real life in Canada, penises are getting bigger, and Dan talks Challenger anniversary.

08.02.24- Dave Is Single

Happy Friday! body identified through her dress, Dave Is Single, Britney Spears not selling her house but did sell her memoir, Tyler in NorCal talks Pikachu, Justin Timberlake loses his license, Tropical Storm Debby, Derek gets out his bustle, Romie dyes her hair, Hooker Hotline, Kristie in Nashville talks Katie Ledecky, Romaine is way into the Olympics, Tom Cruise planning big stunt, Kesha dances with a real knife, Sharon Stone gets a black eye, Derek fights AT&T, Brent in Austin talks Max promotion, a crazy Olympics themed commercial, and Last Call ends the week.

11.17.23- Run Over By A Reindeer

My dinner with entree gets feedback, Romaine is in a bad mood, Kid Rock ends beef with Bud Light but Fox News takes on gay Christmas, French police have high speed chase over stolen champagne, boomers won’t leave their houses, DNR get cooking for the holidays, Balance Of Nature pulled over dubious products, Sharon Osbourne drops weight with Ozempic, Bruce Willis was a dangerous fuck, Nathan in CO talks Big Brother Canada and Apple, Biden torn about joining TikTok, Hooker Hotline, Chad in Seattle talks Elfster, Tim/Tom from Tacoma talks circumcision, Critter Chat Flaco returns to Central Park, NYC has new rat czar, Maine man sues former girlfriend over lottery winnings, Sharon Stone paid Leo’s salary for the Quick and the Dead and insisted on being naked in The Muse, and Last Call ends the show.

07.25.22- Parlin Merkins

AZ mom gets a wig from her son, Romaine gets her Elton on, new Roomba takes over, Derek digs into The Last Movie Stars, Pie Pants bamboozles a neighbor and then misses coffee, kids get in the way of sex, Big Brother, Romaine wants an owl box, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks Mike Pence and Last Call, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on big d energy, Christian in Abilene talks ComicCon, DNR sniff the stars, Billy in Philly talks Sharon Stone, Bridget in AZ talks Brad Pitt, Choco Taco getting discontinued, Severance and See, CO man votes for missing wife, Harvey Weinstein smelled like poo according to new book, and Adele reschedules Vegas residency.

03.30.22 – Buzz Krill

Fan Favorite. Romaine’s birthday eve celebrations, PA man found after 19 years, Luise Rainer found love, Billy in Philly talks Romaine’s birthday, Sharon Stone joins the DC universe, Nathan in CO has some advice about spam, Julia talks ADD Jeff and CODA, Derek talks Reacher, Kathryn in AZ has birthday wishes, Reba might be heading down the wrong road, Tony in Vegas talks plastic surgery and the Oscars, Bruce Willis stepping away from acting, George in SF talks aphasia, Tyler in NorCal talks Romaine’s birthday and Will Smith, Hooker Hotline, Tim in Chicago has Paint Your Wagon feedback, Jesse in Sacramento has birthday wishes, Craig in VA time shifts on Derek’s attic, Kitty talks ADD Jeff. Critter Chat missing flamingo found after 17 years, LaundroMatt talks krill, a greyhound owns a young woman, Sir Laughs A Lot talks flamingoes, opossum rescued in Australia, Michael in Nashville time shifts on tax returns, Elliott Page will be trans on Umbrella Academy, and Wizard of Oz auction.

01.11.22 – A Po Po

Derek’s hair is a mess, Critter Chat HeroRat Magawa dies, NYC gets the big chill, Billy in Philly talks vitamin D, Derek has hot cocoa memories, Romaine deals with a milk shortage and period underwear, Romaine opens pandora’s box at the dentist and gets her Karen on in a parking lot, Chris in Mass talks dental drama, Sharon Stone to join The Flight Attendant, DNR talk therapy, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene gives many thanks, Larry in Pasadena and LaundroMatt talk Jonathan Larson, Chaz in La claps back, George in SF gets into the Doll Squad, Ric in El Paso liked Derek’s apology, Chris in Mass double dips on Venmo, Colliers in TX talks reporting, Survivor Sucks Dan delivers customer service, Tony in Vegas talks Stay Close, and Marc in MN talks PayPal.

10.22.20 -Pus And Boots

Fall is here, Zion hiker story gets shaky, Romaine has an ear infection update, Tony in Vegas talks ears, Romaine early votes, Adam Sank has a viral tweet, Derek breaks down the polls, Rob in NJ talks vote stickers, Happy Jack gets a sticker, Romaine contemplates an offload adventure, holiday mailings, Swiss family names baby Twifia, Chinese family dies from bad noodles, Quibi shuts down, Rick from the Pig talks expired good, McConnell’s hands are scary, George in SF gets his address wrong, Hooker Hotline, Survivor Sucks Dan has a FMK for Romaine, Dr. Jay has a Netflix and Chill recommendation, Emily in Paris and Basic Instinct, Larry in Pasadena talks masks and Big Brother Jeff in Palm Springs talks The Prom, Derek builds a greenhouse, Critter Chat, Pistacho puppy born in Italy, Colorado woman gourds by pet deer, and feeding wild animals.

10.16.20 – Curses Foiled Again

Season of Giving is here, Canadian returns stolen artifacts, George in SF talks curses, TAB gets dropped, Sharon Stone stops dating, zip line into Godzilla, Romaine is scared of Iris, Dolly Parton, Tony in Vegas talks show guests, Richard Gere requests a cake, Romaine is charming when she wants to be, Rick from The Pig talks cakes, Father of the Bride, Romaine gets into a game, Hooker Hotline, Hammy song, bird call, Julie in NC talks Dolly Parton, Happy Jack talks Lane twins, Chance in NY has a sexpert question, Terry in AZ has been inspired and is also DFA, Billy in Philly talks BJs, Tyler in NorCal has a response for Billy, Ratched is a monster Netflix hit, Chris in Mass talks Finn Whitrock and DNR tech, filthy Xmas jokes, Critter Chat, Oz snake surprise, Derek gets a mouse, venomous caterpillar terrorizes Virginia, Stanton in Austin reacts to Critter Chat, and Last Call ends the show.