11.22.23- Five Cats Be Trippin

Romaine gets an unwelcome visitor, Paris street vendors store food in the sewer, Antoni Porowski breaks off engagement, Nathan in CO talks gay jobs, Daryl Hall sues John Oates, Andrew Cuomo wants to be NYC mayor, The 10 reopens in LA. Sam Altman back at OpenAI, Mike in China talks gender in politics and self driving cars, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Drag Race and Love Island, Glamorous canceled by Netflix, Nathan in CO talks The Crown, Still Hookin’ Tracy talks cats, Iris is being too nice, Nicolle Wallace has a baby at 51, UK museum declares ancient Roman emperor transgender, Mike in China talks Julius Caesar, and Last Call ends the show.

11.20.23 – Next To Dennys

Derek and Romaine prepare for Thanksgiving, OpenAI has high drama, Iris deals with the house, Snoop Dogg gives up the smoke over a fire pit, Romaine is a disrespectful wife, WTF FL 6yo saves his grandmother’s life and a woman hides in an Olive Garden bathroom, Rosalynn Carter RIP, Hooker Hotline, Michael in KC talks Laramie Project, Tucker in Chicago timeshifts on Big Brother Canada, Aaron in Seattle talks Dolly Parton, Morgan Wallen wins big at Billboard Awards, Taylor Swift drama in Rio, Biden pardons a turkey, What Is Happening Jayson talks David Beckham, The Crown, and Elton John musical of tammy Faye Baker headed to Broadway.

01.09.23- Scratch And Dent

Derek is back, Romaine was stressed by her family, Iris backs that ass up, Megan Fox opens her DMs to find a girlfriend, Derek had an incredible cruise, Tony in Vegas is excited, Sabin and the aliens are here, Romaine takes the cake, Barbara Walters is missing, Pope Benedict gets an open casket, Kathryn in AZ talks open caskets, JD talks funerals, Lugoff SC and homeless GoFundMe scam updates, Chaz in La talks Bette Davis, Le Petite Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Pressure Cooker, Derek encounters Andy Cohen, Adam in ATL talks Patterson family players, Bed Bath and Beyond is in trouble, Billy in Philly talks Avatar and Kevin McCarthy, 6 year old shoots a teacher, Damar Hamlin is out of the hospital, Prince Harry talking Spare, Derek interested in Queen Mary, and A Strange Loop gets a surprise substitute.

09.09.22-Chichi Came Rolling Back

Romaine is mad and grateful, Critter Chat Ukraine chimp bikes home in the rain, giraffe gives birth in front of everyone, Romaine product of a dorm room hookup, Patterson purge, Morbius on Netflix, DNR talk The Sandman, George in SF and #TeamSteven have thoughts, Romaine meets an old Kitty, Susan Sarandon holds onto an old jacket and is still bisexual, Billy in Philly talks computers, Happy Jack talks Susan Sarandon, Tom Terrific sticks up for a hostile Romaine, WTF CT man furious over open door, Billy double dips on his rehab stint, Tony in Vegas talks men’s underwear, WTF FL drunk man on scooter, fans mad at Sporanos spoilers on She-Hulk, more WTF FL as messy girl turns herself in, Hooker Hotline, CA weather update, Trey in LA talks NorCal weather, Beau in LA talks Oregon, Darrel in Sun City talks Hart To Hart and Chef Brian, Bobby Rail update, PoundLand, San Diego woman goes very analog in dating, The Crown pauses production, Artemis back on hold, and Last Call ends the show.

07.29.21 – Time Burglars

Romaine’s begging is coming to an end, celebrity sommelier is also an arsonist, Romie is a bad housekeeper, tornado coming, baby within a baby, Vampire Diaries, Monotone Marc talks Buffy, #TeamSteven talks Gossip Girl, Love Island, Scarlett Johansson sues Disney over Beau in LA talks actor pay, kid jumps off the Vessel, NYC skyscraper drama, Mike Enzi RIP, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly sings it out, Monotone Marc talks Big Brother, Ric From The Pig talks National Intern Day, George in SF gets recalled, Larry in Pasadena time shifts on sweepstakes, Britney Spears update, Billy in Philly takes his lumps, Tony in Vegas talks Britney, Critter Chat noise complaint is a lonely cat, Lilibet joins royal line and Fergie iced out of The Crown.

04.19.21 – Blow On My Bagpipes

Oldest woman in America dies, Titanic sinking, TX Tesla crash, good fences make good neighbors, Derek coyote update, Romie gets a reading assignment, Chris in Mass and Tony in Vegas talk parenting, Prince Philip’s funeral, Jeff in Palm Springs talks The Crown and Drag Race, Hells Kitchen, Monotone Marc weighs in, Citizen Kane vs Mank, Thunder Force, Hooker Hotline, Bradon in NorCal talks Meloni and Crazy Love, Tom Terrific talks Meloni and Thunder Force, Kristie in Nashville talks Coney Island, In The Heights and Big Bird take Manhattan, Timothy Timeshifter talks Iris’s mom, Lucifer gets a glitter bomb, Demi Lovato fights with froyo, and Billy in Philly has a surgery update.

03.11.21 – Washing Up On Shore

Pre-Friday, Masked Singer gets meta, Derek jumps into The Crown, pretty ladies make Romaine crazy, Podcast Award update, SAG Awards cut short and the Oscars go to a train station, NJ medical waste, Travis likes the CamGirls Chronicles, Jesse is a friend, Tony in Vegas gets his dose, George in WA talks vaccines, Tyler in NorCal talks birthdays and shots, Monotone Marc talks vaccines, covid relief bill, Hooker Hotline, Al in Illinois talks Clarice, Derek talks unemployment, Kathy in OH has sad news, Wandavision, Jesse in Sacramento talks super AI, Kristie in Nashville talks lesbian drama, Demi Lovato moves closer to lesbian town, Guess My Load with Lea Ann, Naya Rivera’s dad is mad, and Derek shills for travel.

12.07.20 -Trying To Behave

DNR are ready for a new week, Romaine heads to the mall, Romie is still a believer, Craig in CA talks Christmas and TV, Your Honor, The Undoing, #TeamSteven talks German Christmas, Holly Dolly Christmas, Tony in Vegas talks Dolly Parton, Gus talks Hustlers, The Crown won’t get a warning, The Iron Lady, Billy in Philly talks Samuel L. Jackson and how actors look, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks The Prom, Alex in SF talks Holiday Inn, The Mandalorian, Kenoba shoots in Boston, A Recipe For Seduction, Chris in MA talks Kenobe, Romaine springs a leak, Derek decorates, Romaine is a flag hag, Adam talks tree lights, Martha has a hot tip, Charlie Brown Christmas comes to PBS, Steve Kornacki does football, and Tyler in NorCal talks Super Bowl,

11.21.19 – Brought To You By The Wet Ones

Arafat loves #FartGate, Emily is a big hit, listeners get engaged with DNR with mixed results, Romaine loves the ornaments, Hunter Biden is 100 percent that baby daddy, Dallas straight pride gets off with a slow start, Jayson wonders where we are, Tony in Vegas talks The Crown and impeachment updates, Romaine engages with local news, Joan Collins hates denim jeans, Derek yells fake news at a scale, Critter Chat is all about Himalayan salt lamps, Emily deals with a ton of cats, Happy Jack talks salt lamps, Romaine has some butch queen realness, man nearly killed by his bedding, Darren in NJ talks coat hooks and bathroom doors, Romaine updates the shop, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks debate episode, Pete does something with his hair, Timothy Timeshifter talks Emily and musicals, Derek loses a role, playing a racist in the movies, Follies musical is coming and so is Sponge Bob, Ben in Seattle talks 42nd Street, bring sn ex take an ex, Jeff in Palm Springs plays What’s That Smell, Jen in LA time shifts on farts, Pete Davidson talks gays and crushing on Leo, Emily serves sex tips over UTI Kyle, Sam Hunt gets a DUI, Jonathan and Jonathan both call in to talk Survivor, and Jeffrey Epstein guards get charged.

11.18.19 -A Solid C To A Tee

Fan Favorite. Derek has an apology but Romaine isn’t buying it, Jonathan in LA talks Mayor Pete, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Mayor Pete, Tony in Vegas talks women in politics, Derek digs deep on Iowa, inappropriate selfies at memorials, DNR get a giant sack, Romaine reviews Charlie’s Angels, Meth I’m On It, Dr. Jay has thoughts on meth and memorials, Miami professor also a money launderer, Hooker Hotline, Amazon toy catalog, Timothy Timshifter raves about our bonus episodes, Jeff in Palm Springs tosses a catalog and loves a musical, Shawn in Milford talks Dolly Parton’s America, a bad Trump impression, Monotone Marc talks Dear Evan Hansen, Vee defends drunk dials and talks Kristen Stewart, Nathan in CO talks non-denominational Christmas, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Betty hoarded for Romaine, Jeopardy GOAT coming in January, Romaine is back into The Crown, holiday crate PSA, Sara Lee blindsided by SNL, and Elton John’s farewell tour might not be farewell.