06.10.26 – My Taint Is On Fire

Senate twink exonerated, Mamdani is a video star, New World screw worm is back, Glenn Close to get honorary Oscar, Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater break up, Target expanding grocery department, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA talks drug advertising, Bob in WI talks drugs, What is Happening Jayson talks drugs, Marvin in Syracuse talks naps and Pink, Nita in FL talks drug ads, John in Buffalo talks drug ads and Seven Brides For Seven Brothers, Dave in SoCal talks AI, Lil Ole Larry talks drugs, Chris in Washington talks AI, and Love Island is back.

04.30.26- Hands Off My Chonkers

Derek gets beaten, Critter Chat Chonkers takes over Pier 39 and Romaine has dog drama, JP Morgan gets sexual harassment suit, Iris questions Romaine, Romaine reconnects with an old boss and kicks it with Romaine, DNR make purchases, Eric in Portland talks AirPods and chocolate cake, Hooker Hotline, Rick from Cal State LA talks Marlene Dietrich, Eric in NM talks garbage disposals, Steven in Denver talks Derek and The Comeback, Tim from MI talks Spain cruise, Adam in ATL talks goat horns, JP Morgan update, Tom Terrific talks Mr. Beast, Winona Ryder’s breasts were too big, Romie has high expectations, Hacks, and Oscar goes missing,

03.16.26 – Turkish Delight

Derek melts down over a recycling bin, Romaine unpacks her life, The Oscars, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Oscars, Bob in WI talks Barbra Streisand, Tom Terrific talks Barbra Streisand, JD in WVa talks Diane Warren, Bob in WI double dips, on Oscars, Iran may have a gay Ayatollah, Tom Terrific talks Oscars, Hooker Hotline, Turkish delight, Chaz in La talks Sinners, The Traitors UK, Dolly Parton opens Dollywood, Romaine gets her birthday gift, Harry Styles queerbaiting, lesbian dinner etiquette, and Rowdy in NY apologizes.

01.22.26 – Eat Your Own Box

Derek delayed is not Derek denied, Oscar nominations are here, Hurricane Bianca update, Scott in NJ talks Oscars, Warren Buffett likes candy, DNR talk boxes, Hooker Hotline, Nita in FL talks Hurricane Bianca, Eric in NM talks hot bodies, Vanna White gets married, Cher sues Mary Bono, Winter Olympics and soccer, Heated Rivalry heads to Olympics, SATC Kristin Davis thinks the show isn’t over, Masters of the Universe too woke, Armando in Miami talks He Man, and Karamo Brown vs Queer Eye.

10.01.25- Cocaine Clause

Keith Urban divorce update, Big Brother cheatmance update, Jane Goodall RIP, Six Feet Under, The Paper will be on NBC next month, Jodie Foster has a French movie coming out, Rowdy in NY talks Japan, kids in kennels, Dolly Parton not accepting Oscar in person, Chunk wins Fat Bear Week, Sir Laughs A Lot talks YouTube, Hooker Hotline, Sherri in TX talks The Oasis, Matt in Philly talks Madonna, New Month Who Dis, JD in WVa talks airplane seating, Tom Terrific talks Keith Haring, Martha Stewart Halloween and quilted vests, Jonathan in Nashville talks Twitch Tuesdays, and Derek has scary sweater memories.

05.02.25- We Got Bruce

This will be the gayest hour of your whole week! Bruce Vilanch joins the fun to chat about his new book It Seemed Like A Bad Idea At The Time. Oscar show fiascos, Brady Bunch cast swaps, jokes that are too dirty to tell and Cher in Vegas.

03.05.25 – You Do It

DNR 5×5 update, Bond singers apologize, retro Oscar openings, Romaine gives up for Lent, home chickens, Tony in Vegas talks Big Bear eagle cam, Trump speaks to Congress, Jesse in Sacramento talks Lent, Doug in CT talks therapy before show cuts out due to Romaine losing power!

03.03.25 – Emergency Donuts

Hulu cuts off the Oscars, Demi Moore snubbed, Cynthia Erivo nails, Romie gets inducted, Billy in Philly talks long nails, shingles doesn’t care for Harrison Ford, Jason Ritter will fight you, Nathan in CO talks Emilia Perez songs, Gene Hackman update, 2 year old needs emergency donuts, New Month Who Dis?, Tyler in NorCal talks booze cruise, Law and Order roles, Oscars tribute to firefighters, Sniffies gets an app, Romaine has a messy house, and Sir Laughs A Lot talks house painting.

02.28.25 -Sexual Petator

Oscars this weekend, Gene Hackman update, Romaine doles out the cash, Critter Chat: men banned from petting zoo, The Razzies, Tony in Vegas talks Gene Hackman, Happy Jack talks Gene Hackman, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL talks Girl Scouts, consumer boycott day, Tim from MI talks cheese, Six Flags ends Kingda Ka, Survivor returns, women lose interest in married sex over chores, Citibank accidentally gives customer $8 trillion, and Last Call ends the week.

01.31.25 – How To Sex Train Your Dragon

DNR 5×5 game update, Sir Laughs A Lot talks 5×5, Johnny Cankles news, Romaine starts a new book series, Brazilian model plunges to her death during three way, Tonya Harding joins X, Adam ini ATL talks Iris, UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell and Emilia Perez star praise Hitler, Patterson family update, Netflix to reboot Little House On The Prairie, Hooker Hotline, Rowdy in NY talks Tales of Tears and Laughter, Travis in CT talks farts and HVAC, Matt in Philly talks asteroid, Krystal in San Diego talks show and farts, Starbucks making big changes, Billy in Philly talks store drama, Romaine dreams of sandwiches, NYC rats chew through trash cans and emboldened by climate change, Amazon river dolphins, and Last Call ends the show.

01.23.25- I Voted For Yourself

Derek hates winter and skips Facebook for a few days, Colliers in TX talks DNR 5×5, Oscar nominations, new LA fire, Tony in Vegas talks LA fire, Hooker Hotline, Bob in Philly talks Grindr, Rob in FL talks weather and Traitors, Drag Race, Larry in Pasadena talks Botox, Ric in El Paso talks LA fires, Katie talks dentists, GLP-1 has many other health benefits, and OK woman on death row for being a slut.

 

01.21.25 – Le Justice

Carrie Underwood and Billy Ray Cyrus have technical difficulties, Derek tries to pull it together, Matt in Philly talks Rudy Giuliani, Oscar noms this Thursday, Tom Terrific talks The Brutalist and Carrie Underwood, Billy in Philly talks Elon Musk, Joker 2 and Madame Web compete for Razzies, Kraven The Hunter, Colliers in TX talks The Eternals, Traitors US, Romaine gets into Engine AI robots, Sir Laughs A Lot talks robots, accounting AI sends out wrong information, update on aI Brad Pitt, and Drew Barrymore hits up the apps.

 

03.26.24- Big Show Energy

Romaine has big show energy fueled by cats, cargo ship crashes into Key bridge, Chad in Seattle talks The Bulwark, Joe in Baltimore talks bridge collapse, Tyler in NorCal talks Key bridge, Billy in Philly talks bridge, FCC complaints about John Cena naked on The Oscars, Nicki Minaj has a full boob out at her concert, Iris sleeps through a concert, #TeamCyrus writes in about Freedomland USA, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in Palm Springs talks farts and Drag Race, Tom Terrific talks Amazing Race and Anatomy Of A Fall, Kristie in Nashville talks house fire, Shogun, Quiet On Set getting another episode, Little House turns 50, and Ronna McDaniel dropped by NBC News.

03.11.24 – They Like It Ruffalo

Daylight savings throws everything off, DNR have wind drama, Disneyland expanding, The Oscars, Nathan in CO talks nominated songs, Tom Terrific talks Poor Things, John Cena naked, Messi steals the show, Elaine Chao’s sister drowns in her Tesla, Tyler in NorCal talks Tesla, Hooker Hotline, Chad in Seattle talks Citizen Ruth, Christian in Abilene talks Super Tuesday, Rick in Cal State LA timeshifts on Super Tuesday, Bob in Philly talks Tyler, Kate Middleton photo drama, Tyler in NorCal talks Kate, Tom Terrific talks royals, Beryonce may be covering Jolene, and Trey in LA talks Elvis Presley.

01.23.24 – Quiet Night Inn

DNR has a tech update, What Is Happening Jayson talks Madonna at MSG, Derek loses his shaver in another dimension, Chaz in La talks Oscars, Derek has a real estate update, Marie Calendar has changed, Oscar nominations announced, Gary in CT talks pot pies and Hot Mex, more Oscar talk, Tyler in NorCal talks American Fiction, Dan in Orlando talks DNRcast app, Hooker Hotline, Krystal in SD talks Prince, Rowdy talks The Apple, Monotone Marc talks thoughtful gifts, Nathan in CO talks Madonna, Romaine has some wild game nights, Happy Jack talks games, Jason Kelce goes shirtless in Buffalo, and more scoop on Jodie Sister’s secret friend group.

01.22.24- United States Vs. Lethal Weapon

Romaine is in a good mood, Derek is happy about soup, Jodie Foster and Jamie Lee Curtis are friends, Oscar predictions and Razzie nominations, Billy in Philly talks Jamie Lee Curtis, Magic Mike Last Dance, Tech CEO dies on stage in front of employees, DNR will be at the NYC travel show this weekend, tech update, New York vs Texas, Romaine has a Patterson family update, Madonna still late, JD in WVa talks Madonna, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc has some apartment drama, Nita in TX volunteers as a mascot, Chad in Seattle talks The Trust, Succession has a show auction, and The Traitors is back.

01.24.23 – Spread Beagle

Romaine’s vagina is nominated for the Oscars, Derek recaps the Oscar nominees, Regal is closing locations, Happy Jack talks going to the movies, Tori Spelling gets hooked on Only Fans, Critter Chat Wichita man shot by his own dog, Hooker Hotline, Survivor Sucks Dan talks jury duty, Jonathan in Nashville time shifts on Disney World, Still Hookin Tracy talks Tracy’s Dog, Chaz in La talks White Lotus, Nathan in CO talks Wednesday, Jesse in the Sac talks HVAC, WTF FL cancels AP classes and books for kids, TikTok student ruins lives with a diamond tester, Billy in Philly forgives a man, Tom Terrific has an Iris sighting, Tony in Vegas talks repetitive stories, Tom Terrific triple dips on Sally Kirkland, and Zillow posts a burning house.

04.20.22- A Baked Wedding

Happy 420! Romaine freshens things up, Trey in LA pitches a promo, Jesse in Sacramento talks graham crackers and therapy, WTF FL bride drugs her wedding party, FL challenges Disney, Doug in CT has an itchy twitchy twat, Tyler in NorCal talks Disney parks, Hopper Bottom talks Georgia, Liza Minnelli sabotaged by the Oscars, Marc in MN talks the Flight Attendant, CNN+ is in trouble, Netflix free falls on Wall Street,. Hooker Hotline, Nathan in CO talks moving cemeteries, Billy in Philly talks chocolate, Bob in Philly talks Museum of Sex, Marvin in Syracuse talks book bags, What’s Your Gay Problem on pronouns and personal emails, Brian in Columbus talks Gay Problem, Christopher in CA and Kathy in OH talk letter.

04.08.22- Big Dick Energy

DNR get soaked to the bone, gas prices are high, TX man beats roommate over definition of a mosquito, WTF FL teen gets in fight over sex toy, Karen in VA time shifts on 90 Day Fiance, Marc in MN talks Tehran, Chaz in La talks Mariah Carey surpassing Barbra Streisand, Survivor Sucks Dan time shifts on studio hauntings, more Wordle drama, more WTF FL teens has a bulletproof vest fail and man gets hit by train, high-rise hell in Manhattan, US mens soccer headed to World Cup in Qatar, Hooker Hotline, Billy In Philly talks farm hand weight, Jeannine time shifts on remains, ADD Jeff Zoom is tonight, Equality Florida gets a check, Florida escalates fight against Disney, Kourtney Kardashian has a fake wedding, family secrets come out, Will Smith banned from the Oscars for a decade, Travis in CT is ready for it to be over, Mickey Mouse could fall into the public domain, and Last Call ends the show.

 

03.29.22 – Mac N Cheese

Derek switches mikes to talk about Romaine’s vagina, Romaine has news about ADD Jeff, Mac N Cheese gets adopted, Hilaria Baldwin having another baby, Derek pitches Teen Swap, Romaine has a late night pee adventure, Derek reviews Paint Your Wagon, Eagle River Alaska cut off by avalanche, Colliers in TX talks Luca, Ron DeSantis signed Don’t Say Gay bill, in studio guest David Suk from Saint Luna Spirits talks moonshine, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks Will Smith, Stanton in Austin has thoughts, Tom Terrific talks Chris Rock, Mara in Mass is over the Oscars, Rafi time shifts on GIFs snakes and Abu Dhabi, and Lady Gaga switches baristas.

04.27.21 -Zipping Sarah

Disneyland is opening, traffic drama, Josh battle, Romaine plays the name game, mean to kids, Glenn Close is a rapping granny, Elon Musk to host SNL, Tim in MI wonders about the world, Scott in Austin talks Glenn Close and The Oscars, SD woman gets squished, NH gender reveal explosion, Billy in Philly talks lesbian relatives, Caitlyn Jenner running, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc does bits, JP in Columbus time shifts on Iris’s family, Miss Angie talks family, Adam from Sissytown comes for Romaine, Travis in CT ready for a Travis challenge, hurricane predictions, DNR overshare to mixed results, Romaine might need to move, Chance in NY talks psychics, WTF FL school doesn’t wasn’t vaccinated teachers, and Critter Chat a racing dog is high,

04.26.21 – Lesbian Visibility Weak

NY loses it, Romaine has a Quinceanera update, Sir Laughs A Lot has Catholic mom feedback, Chris in Mass agrees with Derek, Kathryn in AZ taks sleeping arrangements, Billy in Philly talks family, Oklahoma woman has surprising arrest warrant, Romaine gets a new fence, Hooker Hotline, comptroller, Timothy Timeshifter talks Broadway, Andrew Yang shirtless, Nathan in St. Louis talks roommate drama, Derek reviews the Oscars, Baker and the Beauty, dancing robots, Groot is real, DC Metro police drag race, and Romaine wants a Quinceanera.

02.07.2020- Pain In My Brain

Romaine is dancing it out but dealing with withdrawal, Craig in CA is headed to Florida, join us at Twist, Tyler in NorCal is already drinking, Global Entry blocked for NY and TeamCyrus is mad about it, NY ends broker fees, Megyn Kelly might be joining The View, Sister Act, Antarctica is having a warm summer, Ghost Cat update, Critter Chat about a viral video of raccoon eyes, Barbara Please talks rabbits, Colliers in TX talks The Magicians, the internet thinks Princess Anne should be Queen, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Six the Musical, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in NorCal talks the Magicians, Iris’s light saber, Jeff double dips on Coronavirus, Romie takes a mental health day, Chris in MA is afraid of sickness, RuPaul on SNL this weekend, no Survivor spoilers, DNR break down Oscar contenders, Sir Laughs A Lot confronts Romaine about what’s stupid, last day for intern Shativa, Travis in CT time shifts on his own pie, TeamStephen talks clean eating, nuts wants to sue NFL over halftime show, the curtain comes down on Madonna, Apple developing foldable phone, and Last Call ends the show.

01.14.20 – Slide Into My DMMs

Guest Host Danielle Moodie-Mills. Romaine is out and Emily is in, Jonathan in LA praises Danielle and kicks off Oscars talk, Oscars so white and big snubs, digital blackface and racist AI, being out at work, differences in textbooks, Jeff in Palm Springs talks textbooks, Stanton in Austin, Jonathan talks The Watchmen, Dead Presidents, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in PS has his own robocall on repeat, Meghxit talks the UK by storm, Mark in Lancaster time shifts on toddler theme park, Bridget in AZ talks Cracker Barrel, old Disney movies, and Dem Debate preview.