01.14.25 – AI Brad Pitt

Princess Kate on the mend, Traitors to air on NBC, OR man has face catch fire in surgery, French woman falls for Brad Pitt catfish scam, Drew Barrymore hits the apps, Armando in Miami talks Altadena and lemon cake, Disneyland third park plans, Chaz in La talks new theme park, Paris Hilton will find your pet, Tom Terrific talks Jay Leno, Chris in Mass talks The Simpsons, Hooker Hotline, Stacy in VA talks dryer popcorn, Jeff in Palm Springs talks TikTok videos and Wirecutter, Billy in Philly has an update, Craig in Switzerland talks Traitors UK, Traitors US, Brent in Austin talks Gayish tops survey, Gay Problems, Jeopardy hot Drew Goins, and Titanic salvage on hold for now.

09.29.23- A Right To Bare Arms

Cromulent joins the dictionary, NYC has a flash flood warning, Derek has a tech update, What Is Happening Jayson talks NYC floods, Marc in MN talks chat, Taylor Swift to attend the Jets game this weekend, Tyler in NorCal talks football, Sophie Turner has the receipts, Ric From The Pig talks Super Bowl and government shutdown, Mike talks recovery, Survivor chatter, Tom Terrific talks Survivor, Philly Marrott has another stiff in the john, Dianne Feinstein RIP, Senate updates the dress code, Hooker Hotline, Tim in ATL talks time limits, Marc in MN wants a longer show, Marvin in Syracuse talks cars, Jeff in Palm Springs talks cars, listener butt dial, pesto doesn’t care, DNR want you to get boosted, Nita is attacked by lesbians who smell like sawdust, Hillary Clinton wins an Emmy and now Romaine wants one, Billy in Philly loves people, Titanic the musical coming to theaters, Jeff in Palm Springs double dips on Jubilee and Tony in Vegas remembers it, Kelly Clarkson has a boob out at her show, Greatest Showman coming to Broadway, and Last Call ends the week.

06.20.23 – Drawn From Mammary

Romaine might flash the crowd in Seattle, Army launching tactical bras, Adele gets jock itch from spandex, Titanic submersible update, GA oily penny wage theft case resolved, Liz Truss found head of lettuce comparison hurtful, Bebe Rexha hit with a cell phone, Trump gets a court date, GOP tackles housing first programs, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN checks in, Billy in Philly has a dumb question, Rob in FL talks Titanic sub, Sir Laughs A Lot talks airtags, Katie talks Starlink, Ilde in AZ talks retold stories, AI is eating itself, Nathan in St. Louis talks Derek’s book, Nathan in CO talks Black Mirror, Romie passes, AI helps complete an old Beatles song, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Black Mirror, and Joan Rivers card catalog gets a new home.

06.19.23 – Christmas Padding

Juneteenth! Derek talks The Flash and Big Peter has thoughts, competing Buck Rogers movies might be happening, Disney moves to protect Mickey Mouse from the public domain, Titanic submarine goes missing, Chris in Mass talks missing sub, Billy in Philly weighs in, Titanic replicas make no sense, Iris sets a record, Derek gets a party invite and George in SF has thoughts, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Disneyland and pride month, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on tapioca and grocery shopping, Romaine has a Pop Tart replenishment, Colliers in TX talks summer interns, Rob in FL talks The Flash, Big Peter talks class credit and aspic, Nathan in CO talks Ezra Miller, Xtina calls in from Columbus Pride, Tyler in NorCal talks Ezra Miller, Survivor Sucks Dan talks The Flash (a bit spoilery) and summer crate, and Ecudaor woman is really dead this time.

02.24.23 – Donner Party Of Two

Romaine is cold but Derek is hot, Regal reverses course just in time for Cocaine Bear, Tony in Vegas talks bad weather, Happy Jack deals with wind and ice and plays Guess My Load, Romaine’s niece has a travel nightmare, Wendy Williams hits the town, Patterson family drama, older people can’t tell how old they are, Traitors down under, Jesse in Sacramento talks Traitors and Picard, Cocaine Bear, DNR expecting snow, Venice has low tide issues, Tyler in NorCal talks snow, Hooker Hotline, Julia in Union City talks ice cream, Rowdy in NY talks old teachers, Larry in Pasadena talks Rafi, NC couple get stuck in an elevator, Romaine is an idiot, Rogers The Musical coming to DCA, HULU has a Titanic science doc, Roald Dahl publisher backs down, Brittney Griner signs a new contract, Billy in Philly talks popcorn, Romaine has busy plans, and Last Call ends the show.

01.12.23 – Statue Of Limitations

 

Andrew is back and as messy as ever, Romaine has a bunker gear update, Derek recaps the Sound of Music, Tom Terrific talks Julie Andrews, Nathan in CO talks Nunnsense, MTA parking lot drama, Romaine has a bad driving memory, Colliers in TX is riding in cars with boys, Kate Hudson loves her nipple covers, For The Love Of DILFs, Idaho murder update, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in CO talks bisexual men, Jesse in Sacramento talks butt pokes, Titanic coming back to theaters, Monotone Marc talks Sugar Highs, flight attendant drama, NY sets a record, Mark in Buffalo talks snow and Worst Cooks In America, Lisa Marie Presley in critical condition, and Julia Roberts makes a shocking discovery,

09.26.22- The Yeast Of It

Derek has a degrading experience and loses a lamp, Romaine has a hangover, Canada makes a change, Swishy has a birthday, Mississippi facing a carbonation shortage, Brett Favre in hot water, Apple Music and Rihanna taking over Super Bowl halftime show, Apple parts ways with Oprah, Romaine starts Tehran, Tony in Vegas talks Iran and Heartbreak High, Tom Terrific talks Christiane Amanpour, Ken Burns’ The US And The Holocaust, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Kathy in OH drunk dials, Christian in Abilene talks pride, Chris in WA talks Dancing With The Stars, Monotone Marc has delivery issues, Tim from MI talks pickles, Julia in CA talks royal family, Doug in CT time shifts on lesbian bathhouses and concerts, Marvin in Syracuse timeshifts on heat and work days, Big Brother and Chaz in La has thoughts, Jupiter is visible tonight, Dances With Wolves, Tyler in NorCal talks Jupiter, DART smashing into an asteroid, Billy in Philly talks death, and Malala talks Titanic.

08.09.22 – Windows Are Useless

 

Andrew and Pie Pants join the show, Romaine has another mouse encounter, Ezra Miller gets arrested, Stuart talks Big Brother, Serena Williams retires, Taylor Swift dragged for her carbon footprint, Lea Michelle dated Matthew Morrison, unauthorized Hamilton production in Texas, Romaine has a high school memory, Hooker Hotline, Tim in Chicago timeshifts on Olivia Newton John and Batman, Robby in NY talks Iris, Monotone Marc talked Xanadu on Broadway, Timothy Timeshifter talks Podcast Awards, Drew from La time shifts on The Sandman Podcast Awards the anniversary crate and Olivia Newton John, Larry in Pasadena talks Will Ganz, Mar-A-Lago visited by the FBI, Titanic secret gay couple and Jayson in NYC talks Titanique.

06.28.22 – We Like To Party

AirBNB bans parties, NC former teacher knocked up by former student, Romaine is disgusting, farm spies, Tony in Vegas talks Home Depot, LaundroMatt talks travel and trans family, Tyler in NorCal talks travel, Derek talks commodities, Romaine talks Jan 6th surprise hearing, Hooker Hotline, Tammy in NorCal time shifts on SCOTUS, Monotone Marc talks Only Murders In The Building, The Boys, Umbrella Academy, Ric From The Pig talks Umbrella Academy and Company on Broadway, former Intern Andrew checks in, Nita talks gun control, Nutter Butter gets dirty on Twitter, Playa Bowls, Happy Jack talks Nutter Butter, Girls 5 Eva fights it out, Ghislaine Maxwell gets sentenced, Prince Charles gets suitcases full of cash, Romaine gets an Oakland As hat, Billy in Philly plays in his truck, NCL hits an iceberg and Titanic is coming back in 2023.

04.19.21 – Blow On My Bagpipes

Oldest woman in America dies, Titanic sinking, TX Tesla crash, good fences make good neighbors, Derek coyote update, Romie gets a reading assignment, Chris in Mass and Tony in Vegas talk parenting, Prince Philip’s funeral, Jeff in Palm Springs talks The Crown and Drag Race, Hells Kitchen, Monotone Marc weighs in, Citizen Kane vs Mank, Thunder Force, Hooker Hotline, Bradon in NorCal talks Meloni and Crazy Love, Tom Terrific talks Meloni and Thunder Force, Kristie in Nashville talks Coney Island, In The Heights and Big Bird take Manhattan, Timothy Timeshifter talks Iris’s mom, Lucifer gets a glitter bomb, Demi Lovato fights with froyo, and Billy in Philly has a surgery update.

09.21.20 -My Gasbaggery

Derek is not ready, Romaine changes Iris, Derek talks Bent, DNR talk Emmy Awards, Love Island gets a gay porn star, TeamSteven talks Sean Cody, Kristie in Nashville talks wedding hats, RIP RBG, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Real Time, Derek reviews the potential picks, WeHo Jeremy talks Jewish new year, Derek breaks down polls, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN apologizes in a double dip, Jill in CT time shifts on domains, Marc in coherent, Billy in Philly sings it out, Candace in KC rants about The Good Wife, Christian in Abilene talks TV viewing habits, Derek raves about his Jitterbug, where is Nicole?, Romaine gets the axe, LaundroMatt is concerned about safety, The Vow, and new theory on sinking of the Titanic.

5.26.20- Labor Of Love

Derek has a noisy neighbor, Romaine freaks out Chad in La, Rain On Me, Ryan in NE time shifts on ship salvage, Tony in Vegas talks USS Arizona, Labor of Love is a new dating show, LaundroMatt weighs in, Jeff in PS talks Jane Roe and Drag Race, Derek is back to posting on Instagram, Romaine deals with a mouse situation, Tom Terrific talks DNR Instagram, Romaine cuts some hair, Hooker Hotline, JP gives thanks for the listeners, Monotone Marc has a TV recommendation, Derek gets into The Good Wife, Bughead breaks up, Billy in FL talks Batwoman, Dreamer backstory on Supergirl, Nathan in STL talk Nailed It, Billy in Philly has a Grease Sing A Long, Terry in AZ talks Oh Hi Derek, Monotone Marc talks Batwoman recast, Mike in Portland humble brags, Romaine needs to food post, Nathan in CO talks Pop Tarts, Derek doubles up on dessert, Romaine heads to the Drive-in, Twitter fact checks the president, and Rick agrees with Romaine.

05.20.20 -DNR Vs. Homosexuals

Derek deals with gardeners, DNR having a long holiday weekend, Team Steven has an airhorn request, Stanton in Austin time shifts on sourdough and HGTV, Titanic getting cut, Driskell vs. the Homosexuals, Wendy Williams taking a hiatus, Facebook group drama, George in SF deals with Romaine who is still soda free, Amy Schumer learns to drink, Rob talks celebrity escape room, Jane Roe documentary coming soon, lobsterfest and Cheesecake Factory, Kenny in CA deals with his gains, DNR get lesbian, Romaine has a squirrel encounter, Chris in Maryland talks Hometown, Travis in CT talks boob itch, Billy in Philly talks Beekman Boys, Nate and Jeremiah, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Property Brothers, China solves a mystery with facial recognition, Romaine gets into Morning Joe, Jonathan in LA and Chris in Mass talk social media rules, and Kentucky cheerleading scandal.