12.10.25 – Inside That Box

Romaine melts down but excited for her award, Romie almost kills Romaine again, sperm donor for 197 kids has rare genetic disorder, Andy Dick has an OD on the street, Wendy Williams may be out in the new year, Detek dreams of Jeopardy, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in CA talks Heated Rivalry, Derek makes his TV debut, Matt in Philly talks hockey podcast, Tom Terrific talks TV debut, Gregory Harrison was hot, Jeff in Palm Springs talks phone issues, Monotone Marc talks neighbor Mike, Alice in NYC talks long drives, Rob in FL talks mice and heat, Derek complains about cookies, Tim in ATL talks gay romance, Happy Jack talks tech issues, and DNR head to the five and dime.

11.21.25- Dinner With Wolves

DNR will be around next week, Romaine has a house update, grizzly bear attacks students in Canada, Yellowstone tourist meets a pack of wolves,, Derek fights with his new neighbors, Lily Tomlin a mess at the Oscars, female crash test dummies are here, Wendy Williams update, poop frequency linked to mortality, Romaine has a dog encounter, Trump meets Mamdani, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in Palm Springs talks septic drama, Rafi in NYC checks in, Derek syncs with his TV, Steven in Denver talks taxis, Christian in Abilene talks Wicked social media fan, David talksTesla pronunciations, NorCal Brandon talks DNR connections, Dennis in ATL talks Tesla and real estate, Derek gets a haircut, Robert in San Antonio talks Adam Sank, Survivor, Kathy Griffin spends big on her new face, Simone Biles gets a boob job, man in China not waiting for frozen wife to thaw, Kristen Bell surprised to find herself in a new podcast, and Last Call ends the week.

11.11.25- Boots Down Mama

Derek closes strong, Boots on Netflix, Wendy Williams may not have dementia, Romie interviews, NY winter is here, Romaine is rock steady, Elfster, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Kim Kardashian, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Skims merkins, Chris in WA talks Wicked One Wonderful Night, Eddie from Tampa talks moving, Michael in Nashville talks purses, Hallmark cardinal, Happy Jack talks purses, Billy in Philly talks Democrats, Pope Leo has his four favorites, and D4vd Tesla case update,

09.04.25 – My Hero

Derek has a house update and sees a bear, Ric from the pig talks renting drama, Billy in Philly talks the Bible, Italian scientist falls into a melt hole, Tucker Carlson thinks Mayor Pete is a fake gay, Cher joins Cyndi Lauper, Trey in LA talks Hollywood Bowl, Lady Gaga cancels Miami show, Armando in Miami talks Lady Gaga, A Star Is Born, Annabelle doll tour update, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA timeshifts on blue laws, What Is Happening Jayson talks commercials, Nita talks promoting DNR, Romaine has therapy, White Lotus heading to France, Wendy Williams wants to tour, Terry in AZ talks family memory issues, and baby born with two triplets inside.

03.11.25 – Catch Of The Day

Live Love Podcast cruise update, Derek saw Johnny Cankles a listener and too many cybertrucks in Florida, Tony in Vegas talks cybertruck, Chaz in La talks Lady Gaga, Derek closes a deal, Jesse in Sacramento talks big moves, Hooker Hotline, Bob in Philly talks A Thing Happened On The Way To Forum and The Traitors UK, Matt in Philly talks boombox and bottoming , The Traitors US finale, Chaz in La talks BBC, Jonathan in Nashville talks Traitors US, Wendy Williams update, Massachusetts fishermen catch a woman in a net, Sir Laughs A Lot talks body at sea, and Happy Jack talks burial at sea.

05.14.24- Derek Is Watching You

Derek has a yard update, Romaine has scary cat drama, Wendy Williams apartment sells, Billy in Philly talks Wendy Williams, Miss USA pageant update, Stanton in Austin talks Black Twitter, Tyler in NorCal talks Black Twitter, Ashley Madison documentary coming soon, Maya Rudolph does SNL, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashviille talks missing packages, Sarah Paulson gets notes, Fiona Harvey wants to sue over Baby Reindeer, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Baby Reindeer, lottery winner can’t keep his trap shut, DIY poop treatment has unintended consequences, Olympics athletes don’t like their beds and drag queens to carry torches, and Dolly Parton serves donuts.

03.14.24 – Cat In The Vat

Romaine heads to the city, Derek warns about St. Patrick’s Day, Tom Terrific talks solar panels and Apple podcast issue, Jonathan in Nashville has DNRcast suggestion, Derek buys an antenna, Happy Jack talks signal, Alex Jones will eat your ass, Pierce Brosnan pleads guilty, is Dune just Star Wars, Wendy Williams getting a tax lien, Olivia Munn has been dealing with breast cancer, Oregon scientists create egg from skin cell, Mars makes underwater whirlpools, Jeff in PS talks Twisters and Kim’s Convenience, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks family drama, Dune was always going to be long, Stuart from Rochester talks Kate Middleton, Miami wants an end to Spring Break, Beau in LA thinks Florida is a copycat, Texas blocks PornHub, Critter Chat chemical cat on the loose in Fukuyama and giant cormorants terrorize a shrine island, and Romaine has lost track of time.

02.29.24 – Too Frightful To Udder

Leap day! Romaine is a mess, Sir Laughs A Lot talks dog infections, Ric in El Paso talks Shogun, Jeb talks leap birthday, Romaine digs into Shogun and more Wendy Williams, Billy in Philly talks Wendy Williams, Kate Middleton is doing well according to Palace, Iris has a crazy Starbucks encounter, Tim in Michigan talks close quarters, Hooker Hotline, Tim in Michigan talks SCOTUS, Rafi in NYC talks raccoons, Wendy’s walks back surge pricing, McDonalds Filet O Fish shrinkflatiion, Julia in Union City talks Lent, Romaine has town drama, Tyler in NorCal talks farm drama, Iris is into true crime, Sopranos booth up for sale, Pie Pants tries to scam Romaine, Delta leaves passenger drenched in breast milk, Queer Eye adds Jeremiah Brent. and Derek gets a deer show.

02.27.24 – Trade One Pussy For Another

Sara Ramirez not returning to And Just Like That, Derek is scratchy, Prince William won’t attend his cousin’s funeral, Derek is into Fantasy Springs at Tokyo DisneySea, Wendy’s to do surge pricing in 2025, Elon Musk buys a lot of pies, Luther Vandross removed from Madonna concert, Hooker Hotline, Matt from Philly talks AT&T reimbursement, Darrel from Sun City talks Waffle House and Derek’s movie career, Jonathan in Nashville talks DC Travel Show, Marvin in Syracuse talks mugs, Billy in Philly talks Waffle House, Rachel in CAN talks applesauce, Jon Oliver talks stranger danger, Shane Gillis hosts SNL, Romaine talks Wendy Williams doc, Tom Terrific talks documentaries, and Romaine’s pets run free.

02.22.24- More Loads Than An Old Maytag

Hot Mex cruise had crime mystery, Tyler in NorCal has thoughts on crime mystery, Rowdy in NY has a frozen Chiefs update, True Detective, ATT has outrage which causes Derek to rant about bad drivers, JD in WVa talks SOS, Billy in Philly talks phone outage and drivers, Colliers in TX talks the Matrix, Critter Chat world’s oldest dog loses his title, Danny in LA talks cruise and Tiki Room and McDonalds, Romaine has a sex dream, Wendy Williams has dementia, Hooker Hotline, Tim from Michigan talks Five Nights At Freddys and Arizona, Ben in Seattle talks DNR auction, Happy Jack talks auction items, chronic fatigue syndrome, man tries to open exit door on flight to Chicago, Google AI is racist and Princeton has fusion breakthrough, Romaine is concerned about data fiction, Cousin Carole has it all together, and Last Call ends the show.

02.24.23 – Donner Party Of Two

Romaine is cold but Derek is hot, Regal reverses course just in time for Cocaine Bear, Tony in Vegas talks bad weather, Happy Jack deals with wind and ice and plays Guess My Load, Romaine’s niece has a travel nightmare, Wendy Williams hits the town, Patterson family drama, older people can’t tell how old they are, Traitors down under, Jesse in Sacramento talks Traitors and Picard, Cocaine Bear, DNR expecting snow, Venice has low tide issues, Tyler in NorCal talks snow, Hooker Hotline, Julia in Union City talks ice cream, Rowdy in NY talks old teachers, Larry in Pasadena talks Rafi, NC couple get stuck in an elevator, Romaine is an idiot, Rogers The Musical coming to DCA, HULU has a Titanic science doc, Roald Dahl publisher backs down, Brittney Griner signs a new contract, Billy in Philly talks popcorn, Romaine has busy plans, and Last Call ends the show.

09.15.22-A Raccoon Walks Into A Bar

Romaine doesn’t understand maritime law, Anne Hathaway takes a seat at fashion week, Wendy Williams checks into a wellness facility, Patterson family drama, Billy in Philly talks money, D + T forever, Anne Heche wrote a memoir, the Little Mermaid is black, Hush, Tony in Vegas time shifts on phone calls and coffins, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Paul is lost, Nathan in CO time shifts on saving power, Panic At The Disco causes a panic, Blake Lively pregnant, tracy’s prediction may come true, Romaine gets sucked out, Larry in Pasadena talks Twohey’s, Alice in NY talks Little Mermaid, Tyler in NorCal gets some rain, Matthew McConaughey’s new movie gets canceled, Critter Chat a raccoon walks into a bar, and Australia mulls new money.

08.03.22 – The Pipes The Pipes Are Falling

Monkeypox vaccine update, breaking news at Romaine’s house of horrors, Jesse in Sacramento talks Andrew, Tom Terrific and Tony in Vegas talk pipes, Wendy Williams says she is married, JayBee talks plumbing drama, Britney Spears memoir delayed by paper shortage, Billy in Philly plays Guess My Load, BatGirl getting thrown away, The Flash ending after cast drama, Ezra Miller on the lam, JayBee double dips on Candice Patton, Hooker Hotline, Rafi in NYC talks spotted lantern fly, James the Serious talks pronouns, Mara in Mass talks Demi Lovato, Edie McClurg in conservatorship drama, Beyonce drops Kelis loop and now Monica Lewinsky wants a do-over too, Jonathan in Nashville talks Kelis, Sabin sees a UFO, Alex Jones gets his Perry Mason momentum Elon Musk fat shamed by his father, and a bodega cat gets stolen.

06.15.22 – Webby Williams

 

DNR reach into the memory hole, Critter Chat has more elephant antics, Romaine gets into it with a spider and an ambulance, Tyler in NorCal talks Ajay, Sir Laughs A Lot talks bed bugs, Ryan Gosling ion first look as Ken, Rick From The Pig celebrates his short retirement, Romaine can’t find her wife, Seattle college students protest anti-LGBT university policy, pride flag arson burns down several homes, Weed World trucks get impounded, #TeamStephen hates those trucks, Hooker Hotline, Kitty talks where to watch hearings, summer crates are arriving, Jesse in Sacramento talks bonus shows, China thinks they have gotten signals from ET, Ric in El Paso time shifts on western water, British Airways springs a leak, Romaine is a nosy neighbor, Eric Dane has too many people sliding into his DMs, Tony in Vegas wants this to be a Fan Favorite, Still Hookin; Tracy talks scary insects, Chris in MA talks bites and parody songs, more Simpsons reference, Tom Terrific talks ugly penises, Jeff in Palm Springs talks gay face, Billy in Philly plays hooky, and Andrew is gay famous.

03.08.22 – Chaos And Sunshine

Epic Derek Rant Alert! International Women’s Day, Iris heads to Texas, Wendy Williams drama continues, Star Jones heads to Divorce Court, Madonna out on the town, Japanese rock breaks open and releases a demon, Don’t Say Gay bill advances in Florida, Tony in Vegas Stanton in Austin and Tyler in NorCal respond, singer Tom Goss joins the show to talk about his Perfect Date podcast and visiting Antarctica, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly is ready to disintegrate, Stacy in VA time shifts on Brittney Griner, Survivor Sucks Dan talks stalking former co-workers, Derek clarifies on the 1950 Census release, Jesse in CA talks DNR video, Billy in Philly has more to say on Brittney Griner and Scott in Austin has thoughts, and Romaine has an IKEA problem.

02.23.22 – Hubba Heinie

Chairy has a short leg, Spider-Man has a fake ass, Romaine says something nice about Iris, Critter Chat MA man tries to get into a tiger enclosure, grandmother and grandson poisoned, Dream Lover, Wendy Williams drama, Derek breaks down the Manhattan DA drama, Tony in Vegas talks Britney Spears, Summer Crate update, Oscars get three hosts and drop awards from the show, The Worst Person In The World, Tom Terrific talks foreign language entertainment, Jesse in Sacramento talks cam girls, Dr. Jay gives praise to Rafi, Hooker Hotline, Brad in Houston talks old chinese food, Felicity Ace cargo ship burns with 1100 Porsches on board, Tyler in NorCal talks burning cars, Carson Kressley apologizes to Shanna Moakler, Happy Jack talks Todrick Hall, Sam Hunt divorce drama gets calls from Monotone Marc and Katie in Nashville, and SCOTUS taking up a gay case.

02.19.2020- Cycle Tracking

Romaine can’t tell time, Chris in MA has an Apple Watch update, Spoiler Alert Low Gear has a Survivor theory, Wendy Williams is in more hot water, Aaron Carter Only Fans, Caroline Flack RIP, meatless corned beef and clean eating, Tony in Vegas talks prepared meals, WTF Florida ribeye in the pants shoplifter, Chappy and Growlr is trouble, Rick in FL talks Aaron Carter, pasta bars and Mexico, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN hides in the closet with wine, wine math leads Romaine to Buzzfeed, Stanton in Austin is concerned about white ladies, Jonathan in LA talks Bernie vs. Bloomberg, unpopular qualities in a candidate, Romaine reviews Birds of Prey and Jonathan has a theory, Coronavirus update, new face masks for your face, and Derek brings the trash.

01.23.20 – That’s Sow It Goes

DNR are back and messy as ever, bat soup might be source of outbreak, Romaine is grossed out by Port Authority, Derek dives into Dive, Team Cyrus is also wary of eating in NYC, eating live food, Dr. Jay talks eating eggs, What Is Happening Jayson talks exotic food and getting engaged, Derek recounts a story of his grandparents falling in love, name a cockroach, Romaine sees a giant pecker, Critter Chat about a livestock accident on the Verrazzano bridge, pet chicken drama, Dr. Jay talks soy sauce balls, Jesse is volunteered for tribute but Jesse disagrees, Derek is excited about supersonic travel, FAA may change rules about service animals, Jeff talks flying with animals, Hooker Hotline, Craig in CA talks Awkwafina, Sean in KC talks royal passwords, pass along rates, Drag Race announces the next cast, Wendy Williams farted, Tyler in NorCal talks preowned farts, Bridget in AZ talks murder cars, Jeff Bezos gets hacked, and woman kicked out of the Louvre for being too sexy.

11.27.19 – Hot Turkey Injection

NYC is making its own gravy, Romaine is still a mess from yesterday, everything you know about Thanksgiving is wrong, Sir Laughs A Lot talks roommate drama, Nathan in CO is snowed in and has a bod for sin, winds overturn two trucks, Romaine is melting, opossum keeps Romaine waiting, a letter is missing, no more high school reunions, Trevor in AZ has a weird co-worker, Jonathan in LA talks high school reunions and Veronica Mars, Atom B overshares a terrible video It’s Thanksgiving, Colliers in TX is a music critic, missing letter update, Wendy Williams comes for Shuter, JD in WVa talks Wendy Williams, Jayson in NYC stirs it up over Naughty Gossip, Derek talks ulcers, Hooker Hotline, Billy in FL talks gay for pay friend, Critter Chat man dies from dog lick, JetBlue updates security questions, Romaine plays favorites, Ben in Seattle talks Paramount ruling, Nessa Cupcake is thankful for DNR, Pete gets called about by The Root, Billy in Philly is back, and Last Call ends the week. Happy Thanksgiving!