03.06.25- These Old Hookers

DNR are back, Testflight has an update, Romaine has power drama and then more drama, guest Anne Steele heads to City Winery and Joe’s Pub, Derek finds more money, Romaine has a sad dream, TX grid is a mess, McDonalds ice cream machines get AI, Paltrow makes her menopause worse by drinking, Adam from ATL talks Queer As Folk and shared money, Hooker Hotline, Kenny in CA is sad, Monotone Marc talks Amazing Race, Craig in Buffalo talks binge watching, Matt in Philly talks Will & Grace, Michael in Nashville talks Traitors, Christian in Abilene talks The Pitt, Matt in Philly talks Trump speech, Bob in Philly timeshifts on Bahamas cruise Oscars and Survivor, Lil Ole Larry talks New Jersey and hot Aussies, Doug in CT has family issues, Billy in Philly talks DOGE, Krystal in SD talks NIH funding and firefighters, Traitors prediction, and Pope Francis is on the mend.,

06.13.23 – This Messy Crap

NYC has poorly timed fireworks, Derek compares MILF Manor to Will and Grace, Jeff in PS talks The Ultimatum, Jekyll and Hyde owner headed to jail, Trump arraigned and Romaine has many questions, Hooker Hotline, Ric From The Pig has a call and response, Nathan in CO talks Romaine foxes, Jen in LA talks Smartless podcast and the Madonna Inn, Larry in Pasadena talks gay chorus, Tim in IL has a gay problem, Tyler in NorCal talks hot co-workers, Nathan in St Louis talks Derek’s book, Tammi has a Trump question, Rob in FL talks The Flash, Alamo Drafthouse busts a union, Happy Jack talks Stonewall Inn, Critter Chat Romaine has a turtle update and woman wakes up at her own funeral.

07.13.22 – Frankenchair

 

Derek remembers a sketchy hotel, Romaine finds a bargain, James Webb telescope update, Romaine corrects an error, Billy in Philly celebrates Prime Day, Andrew questions Will & Grace, Romaine has thoughts on Amazon Prime, Alice in NYC gets a bathing suit, NFL wide receiver nude on Instagram, George in SF talks Amazon, Starbucks closing famous WeHo location, Andrew shares a Target adventure, NYC prepares for nuclear winter, Chaz in La deals with heat and nukes, King Of The Hill, Ms. Pac Man, Hooker Hotline, Michael in Nashville talks Sex Room, Larry in Pasadena time shifts on genealogy, Jeff in Palm Springs talks funerals, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on The L Word, Larry in Pasadena wants to write a strongly worded letter, Julia in NorCal loved the summer crate, speakeasies lore, Funny Girl update, Alex Murdaugh set to be charged, Better Call Saul, Colliers in TX talks social media, and Britney Spears runs out of gas.

04.22.20 -Plantains!

Derek deals with leaks, RuPaul vs. fracking meme, Jonathan in Nashville talks animals dealing with the pandemic, farts and the tooth fairy in the time of coronavirus, Craig in CA talks Anderson Cooper, Jonathan in LA talks Fauci and Will and Grace finale, Monotone Marc talks Anderson Cooper, Stanton in Austin talks Will and Grace and his office drama, hairstylists who talk about your behind your back, Sir Laughs A Lot talks shady hairstylists, Romaine is back with GLEE, Derek talks Run, Mike in China talks plumbing issues and the Koch brothers, Chad time shifts on pop music, Hooker Hotline, Michael in Nashville talks Waffle House waffles from scratch, Chad in LA calls back and his is pissed, Rob in FL time shifts on pot pies and Derek has thoughts, Happy Jack talks Banquet pot pie and Waffle House waffles, Tony in Vegas talks pot pies and the Vegas mayor, Cuomo movie night ruined, Beau in LA talks Closure on Amazon Prime, Trey in LA talks Murder Mystery and First Wives Club, Julie is DFA about grocery shopping, Iris drops by the studio to talk about quarantine life with Romaine and Rotten Tomatoes has some surprises.

04.07.20 -I Want That In My Mouth

Fan Favorite! Asylum back tonight, Dollywood returning in May, Romie is over Romaine, intergalactic dyke drama has a new twist, Trucker Albert calls in with a health update, Derek picks up some trash, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Navy meltdown, Derek updates on bad Mexican food, Romaine becomes a family foodie, Jonathan in LA is cooking like crazy, Big Brother and Love Island canceled for the summer, Will and Grace will leave things hanging, Craig in CA talks Miracle Workers, Monotone Marc talks Love Island, Stanton in Austin objects to Nailed It, Kenny in CA cuts his own hair, Kathy in OH gets a virtual haircut and loses her ice cream, more Nailed It feedback, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL talks Caribbean Life and Derek’s celebrity list, Rob in FL double dips on John in Wildomar health update, WTF Florida rental car place burns, smart toilet can read your butthole, Chris in Mass talks smart toilet, Tracy in FL has to shit in a can, CATS butthole edit was real, Roseanne thinks coronavirus is a plot to kill boomers, Richard Simmons has made a return, and Bruce and Demi self isolate in matching pajamas.

07.26.19- Dirty Titties

DNR grab some coffee, baseball games are not our thing, lesbian pronouncements, JB talks cake, Will and Grace ending after three years, Derek fixes a toilet, Hollywood embraces intimacy coordinators, Tony in Vegas talks invasive massage chairs, Netflix has a new Romaine favorite show, Stanton in Austin talks intimacy coordinators, Tyler in NorCal talks heat waves, listeners want Romaine to fall some more, What’s That Smell is back, Barbara Please talks rabbit poop, guest Bebe Sweetbriar talks new single Read My Mind, Hooker Hotline, Romaine suspender feedback, Karen in VA time shifts on Jeffrey Epstein, Geoirge in SF apologizes for his long call, Tim time shifts on Dr. Danoff’s interview, a Critter Chat song, anti-gay politician in TN found on Grindr, What Is Happening Jayson talks shady Arafat, Love Island and Big Brother chatter, Derek has a DNA mystery, and Last Call ends the show.