03.13.26- Stovetop Pipe Hat

Derek makes some plans, Romaine is a trivia star, Liza Minnelli birthday cards, AI Andy Cohen is coming, Kathie Lee Gifford thinks gay people have too many letters, Bob in WI talks Kathie Lee Gifford, Oscars this weekend, Beau in LA talks Oscar movies, Romaine has animal encounters, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Hoarders, Critter Chat: CIA Acoustic Kitty program fail, Hookr Hotline, Sherri in TX talks groceries, Julia in CA talks real estate, Derek’s mom talks about Doris, Survivor 50 talk, and Last Call ends the show.

11.07.25-Have A Time

New month who dis, Derek has a bear, Madeleine McCann update, Romaine has to disappear, Happy Jack talks the Beekman Boys, Romaine dog update, The Changeling, Jeff in Palm Springs talks kids, Adam Sank mistaken for hooker, Splash drama, Nancy Pelosi retires, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Frank DeCaro, Matt in Philly talks Ellen DeGeneres, Chad in Seattle talks Obama inauguration, Christian in Abilene talks moving, Elfster final week, John in NH talks All’s Fair, Nita in FL talks targeted ads, Survivor, Amazing Race, and Last Call ends the week.

 

08.29.25 -My Baby Takes The Morning Train

Happy birthday Doris, Happy Jack talks Anne of Green Gables, Paramus sues a shopping mall, Bob in WI talks blue laws, Diane Warren loses a lot, Romaine will see an old friend and hurts her ass, ICE detains firefighters in Washington, lesbian age gaps, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Morning Joe, MSNBC becoming MSNow, Rob in FL talks Taco Bell, Tim from MI talks Electric Grandma, Billy in Philly talks CDC, 80 year olds get stuck in a hot tub, Big Brother, Amazing Race and Nathan in CO has thoughts, Wizard of Oz at the Sphere, and Last Call ends the show.

03.13.25- FLORP

Derek is here for spring, Nathan in CO talks Amazing Race, Sir Laughs A Lot talks DNR 5×5 game, En Vogue’s Dawn Robinson living in her car, Tom Terrific talks living in the city, Billy in Philly talks condos, NYC has new census data, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks AI bids, Bob in Philly talks Rosie, Jason Isaacs used fake penis, Romaine deals with family drama and has a health journey update, Adam in ATL talks married money, Sir Laughs A Lot talks doctors, CT scans may be set too high. Trey in LA talks colonoscopy, and Brazilian woman sues airline after going viral.

03.06.25- These Old Hookers

DNR are back, Testflight has an update, Romaine has power drama and then more drama, guest Anne Steele heads to City Winery and Joe’s Pub, Derek finds more money, Romaine has a sad dream, TX grid is a mess, McDonalds ice cream machines get AI, Paltrow makes her menopause worse by drinking, Adam from ATL talks Queer As Folk and shared money, Hooker Hotline, Kenny in CA is sad, Monotone Marc talks Amazing Race, Craig in Buffalo talks binge watching, Matt in Philly talks Will & Grace, Michael in Nashville talks Traitors, Christian in Abilene talks The Pitt, Matt in Philly talks Trump speech, Bob in Philly timeshifts on Bahamas cruise Oscars and Survivor, Lil Ole Larry talks New Jersey and hot Aussies, Doug in CT has family issues, Billy in Philly talks DOGE, Krystal in SD talks NIH funding and firefighters, Traitors prediction, and Pope Francis is on the mend.,

06.05.24 – Stereophonic Sound

Heat dome hits southwest as Mexico City dries up, Romaine missing her crocs, Derek wants to be honored and wonders where is water went, Mexico’s new president thanks Jesus, Traitors US 3 cast list revealed, Zachary Quinto pisses off Toronto restaurant, Taylor Swift defends Lady Gaga, George in SF talks birth rates and Project 2025, Jesse in Sacramento talks Amazing Race, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashville talks hooker calls, Marvin in Syracuse talks Disney Plus, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Star Trek, Matt in Philly talks Madonna, Tim in Chicago talks streaming services, Chad in Seattle talks Beach Boys, Nathan in CO talks buffalo, NYC has a musical chairs contest, and Rick from the Pig talks Manson and TCM.

05.16.24 – Worry Rock

Romaine celebrates prom night, new tech interns coming soon, cruise announcement this Saturday, Madame Web a hit for Netflix, George in SF talks Madame Web, Ashley Madison documentary, Dan in Orlando talks AI intellectual property theft, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Amazing Race, Chad in Seattle timeshifts on Mr. Big Traitors Australia and Baby Reindeer, Michael in Nashville talks heart health, Romaine gets a visitor, Derek talks Fallout, Romaine gets into School of Chocolate, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez may split, Billy in Philly talks Ben Affleck, What Is Happening Jayson talks Jennifer Lopez, Glen Powell gets protested by his parents, Britney Spears made big money last year, Wicked trailer drops, and Last Call ends the show.

05.03.24-Waiting For The Robots To Kill Us All

Derek prepares to party, Romaine deals with her family, Monotone Marc talks Unfrosted on Netflix, Sir Laughs A Lot talks family, Shogun, Britney Spears has a broken foot, Chaz in La talks Britney, Prince Harry headed back to the UK, Hooker Hotline, Tim in MI talks marijuana, woman stabs her BF 108 times, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Boston Dynamic robots, Derek talks genealogy AI tool, Tom Terrific talks Survivor Applebees challenge, Madonna to do free show this weekend in Rio, and Last Call ends the show.

03.26.24- Big Show Energy

Romaine has big show energy fueled by cats, cargo ship crashes into Key bridge, Chad in Seattle talks The Bulwark, Joe in Baltimore talks bridge collapse, Tyler in NorCal talks Key bridge, Billy in Philly talks bridge, FCC complaints about John Cena naked on The Oscars, Nicki Minaj has a full boob out at her concert, Iris sleeps through a concert, #TeamCyrus writes in about Freedomland USA, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in Palm Springs talks farts and Drag Race, Tom Terrific talks Amazing Race and Anatomy Of A Fall, Kristie in Nashville talks house fire, Shogun, Quiet On Set getting another episode, Little House turns 50, and Ronna McDaniel dropped by NBC News.

03.13.24- How You Dune 2

Hump Day! Tik Tok ban moves forward, Elon Musk drops Don Lemon, Matthew Perry leaves nothing to his non children, Romaine spoils The Traitors US, Derek does Dune, Nathan in CO talks Dune 2, Rowdy in NY talks Dune, Twisters coming soon, Kim’s Convenience, Kate Middleton still missing, Hooker Hotline, jeff in the Bay Area talks callers, Monotone Marc talks Amazing Race, Pie Pants panics, Tom Terrific talks teen drivers, NOLA rats are high, PFAs in sewer sludge used on US farms, Trey In LA talks forever chemicals, and FL clarifies Don’t Say Gay.

09.30.22- Hoes Before Other Hoes

Hocus Pocus 2 out on Disney Plus and Bros in theaters, George in SF talks Hocus Pocus, Todrick Hall falls behind, Monotone Marc calls about gun holsters and Hocus Pocus, Nathan in CO defends Andrew and Amazing Race, Lil Nas X stops the show, Adam in ATL talks work pooping, Rowdy talks crazy farts, Trevor Noah leaving the Daily Show, Jesse in Sac gets an unexpected visitor, Happy Jack talks Trevor Noah, Podcast Awards tonight, Gary in CT talks Trevor Noah, DNR hate mornings, UT wife must turn over racy photos in divorce, Derek has a dick pic dilemma, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Hurricane Ian, Hocus Pocus, Jeff in PS talks DNR Travel, Best Ofs and Laura Heywood, DNR talk Broadway and Last Call ends the show.

01.04.22 – Shroom with A View

Fan Favorite! It’s Twitch Tuesday! Don’t Look Up and Spiderman, Colliers in TX talks long movies, Aaron in PHX loved Don’t Look Up, meteor explodes in Pittsburgh, Jesse in CA says hi, Romaine gets some dental work done, Chris in MA talks teeth, Rick From The Pig talks HSA and Harry Potter, Tom Terrific talks Harry Potter, Derek reviews CODA, Patterson family compound moves forward, LaundroMatt talks mushrooms, Mike in China talks fungus and hemp, snowstorm strands motorists in Virginia, Claybourne Elder pays it forward and gets a nice surprise, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Christian rehab, Monotone Marc talks Amazing Race, Darren in NJ talks Beth Stern, Monotone Marc double dips on Celebrity Big Brother, Critter Chat: crab steals golf clubs, Wheel Of Fortune chooses the wrong word, Betty White golden residuals, Romaine’s new year’s resolution, Tom Terrific talks Vanna White, Billy in Philly talks Betty White and random drama, Omicron updates, and Sir Laughs A Lot gets boosted.

12.02.20 – Put It On A Post-It

HOLA NOLA canceled, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Conor McGregor, Derek cruise update, Amazing Race, Romaine is a pack mule, Romie has a morning emergency, Christmas still delayed, Jonathan in LA talks Christmas, Big Brother romance, UT monolith, politicians break the rules, George in SF talks monolith and staying home, JB is his own secret santa, Elfster deadline approaches, Derek travel plans are canceled, Happy Jack talks holiday decorations, Shanghai cancels pride, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Disneyland, DNR guest Tokyo Kuntpunch talks Hooking From Home, Glenn parody, Chaz in La has grievances, What Is Happening Jayson talks Holy Hell, Monotone Marc talks Holy Hell, Hooker Hotline, Chris in MA talks monolith and turkey kitties, Nathan in CO talks monolith, Tim in MI talks epiphany, SantaCon is canceled, and Romaine talks Anne Steele concert.

10.19.20 – We Did Start The Fire

Fan Favorite. DNR talk to other people, Derek is hangry, Romaine is fire, hiker found after 12 days in Zion, Romie goes boot shopping, stars join OnlyFans, Amazing Race, presidential libraries, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashville time shifts on Halloween candy, Rick from The Pig talks Season of Giving and Father of the Bride, Brian in Columbus time shifts on Sophie Tucker, TeamStephen has a Critter Chat about animals turning into crabs, Dr. Jay has a dad joke, Chance in NY has a follow-up and a recommendation, cow overboard, woman believes she is a chicken, Christian in Abilene talks weddings, Thanksgiving travel is canceled, 10K wedding canceled, Marcus in Nashville talks Karen Barbie, Marvin in Syracuse double dips graphically on his relationship, bones and ashes, Mike’s novelties, Jeffrey Toobin suspended by the New Yorker, Nathan in CO talks Toobin, and a MA woman votes topless.

10.12.20 -Knight And Day

It’s a holiday but we are live, Romaine has a health update, George in SF talks Death Becomes Her and Hammy, Amazing Race starts Wednesday, Tiger King gets another arrest, The Vow and the American Murder The Family Next Door, Romie becomes a camp counselor, Space Mountain the movie, Blake Jenner apologizes, Marc in MN calls about Romaine’s ear, Romaine has a halloween adventure, Billy in Philly grabs some hot junk, Richard has tech woes, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene talks Star Trek Lower Decks, Martin in CA talks The Vow, Jonathan in Nashville talks Lower Decks and the Good Wife, Ben in Seattle talks John Tyler, Chance in NY has a dad joke, Julie in Cleveland talks Marc’s disturbing call, Ed Sheeran gets cut, woman gives birth at bar exam, battles worth dying for, The Social Network, early voting has started, and Randy Driscoll ends the show with What Matters.

04.29.20 – A Coal Mining Daughter

Romie might be the guilty party, slide show overshare, Treasury wants its dead money back, Tupac Shakur lives, Derek and Romie share a love of ice cream, US military releases UFO footage, Romaine and Iris work like farmers, no Fs in NYC schools this semester, Kansas City has a drive-in graduation, AMC Theaters battles Universal over Trolls World Tour, Ashley Madison is booming, Sir Laughs A Lot talks movie experiences, a bloop bloop call, Charles is happy about VOD movies, chat room feedback on home haircuts, Romaine deals with ducks and chickens, Hooker Hotline, Jim in Palm Springs talks Jeopardy, Jonathan in Nashville gets shady, Amazing Race hits a speed bump, Meghan McCain kind of endorses Biden, Jonathan in LA talks Tara Reade, Jeff Goldblum questions Islam and LGBT rights, and Justin Rohrwasser in trouble of a tattoo.

04.23.20 – Hot To Twat

Feast or famine with the calls, Jonathan in LA talks Survivor, Derek has a squirrel update, Tom Terrific has a Survivor question, Tom Brady enters the wrong house, Jonathan gets the last word, NY needs more cheap wine, car hops and drive-ins, Cuomo burns down McConnell, good news from antibody tests, Billy in Philly has a lot of questions about safety, Craig in CA is a Debbie Downer, Zoom gets sexual, Nathan in CO doesn’t connect DNR to luxury travel, George in SF pushes back on luxury pricing, paying for sex, Romaine deals with heartbreak, Kathy in Ohio gets her sangria on, Stanton in Austin needs more info on the $20 BJ, Ducky Doolittle launches a new podcast, famous clowns in history, Happy Jack talks about new show, NY allows online marriages, Bianca del Rio might have a new project coming soon, volcano bombs, All About Eve vs. Murder Mystery, quarantine photo challenge, Pride is canceled, Marc in MN makes it a quickie, DNR coordination in the chat room and Amazing Race is back on May 20th.

02.28.20 -That Romaine Has E. boli

Fan Favorite. Derek takes some responsibility, Romaine has a tech explanation, Dom in Seattle is glad we are back and is grateful for fewer calls, Tony in Vegas has a rebuttal for Dom, Sir Laughs A Lot talks healthy eating, potatoes in your butt, LaudroMatt is worried about Romaine being drunk, Romaine casts a spell on some potential renters, NY bans plastic bags, Luke has set up a PA meet-up, Darryl also thinks Romaine is drunk and reviews Land Ho, Magic Ben Ball answers, Jesse talks nude Romaine, Hooker Hotline, Mark in Montana talks helicopters and advice for younger self, Kristie in Nashville time shifts about the Encore adventure, Jayson in NYC talks nighttime kayaking, Miss Angie and Kathy in OH has some kayak witness statements, Paul in Long Beach time shifts on gay rights, Monotone Marc talks Survivor, Quincy M.E., Bridget in AZ is concerned about Facebook blocking Open, Jonathan is concerned about the sexual content of today’s show, Romaine’s birthday month is almost here, George in SF is related to the Six Million Dollar Man, The Invisible Man, Mulan is in trouble, Parliament House foreclosed, and Last Call ends the show.