02.26.26 – Shopping At Dykea

Lisa Rinna was drugged, Nancy Guthrie still missing, Tim in MI talks guns and tariffs, Rowdy in NY talks Top Model documentary, Derek gets social, Happy Jack talks Marc Shaiman, Romaine goes back in the closet, Hooker Hotline, Nita in FL talks SOTU, JD in West Virginia talks local issues, Tony in Vegas talks Netflix deal, Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes, Jenn in NY talks menopause, NC mom missing for 24 years comes home, and Derek confronts a new DNA mystery.

10.10.24- Hot And Salty

Krabby Patties are hot, french fry sales are down, Trey in LA talks hot fries, Rowdy in NY talks hot and salty, Broadway to dim lights for Gavin Creel, Anderson Cooper hit by debris and Taylor Swift makes a donation, Jussie Smollett maintains his innocence, Home Depot making everyone work a shift, Tony in Vegas talks Trader Joes, Hooker Hotline, Jay in Seattle talks intern Andrew, Marvin in Syracuse talks road tests, Critter Chat gator hangs out at home, Agatha All Along, Romaine rewatches Chuck and Dexter, gay face is real, Larry in Pasadena talks Hoopla, Only Murders In The Building, Selena Gomez a billionaire now, and Justin Trantor wrote Good Luck Babe.

01.02.24 – Remember The Girls

Derek has a country NYE and Romaine gets competitive, Rob in FL talks Paul Anka, Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper get messy, Nathan in CO talks Paul Anka and Streamboat Willie, Tony Tony Tony talks NYE coverage on TCM, Tom Terrific talks Paul Anka, Remember The Girls gays go viral, Romaine has a tight connection and a family Christmas adventure, Derek gets too many cookies, Marc in MN shares what he misses, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Home Alone economics and The Gilded Age, Bob in Philly talks San Francisco, Christian in Abilene talks Elfster, Monotone Marc double dips on Spike Lee, Julia in CA talks Olathe KS, Trey in LA talks golden tickets, Brian in Columbus has a bible reading, Chinese exchange student is cyberkidnapped, Brian in Columbus explains his bible story, Zach Wahls having a baby, Parvati and Mae Martin dating, Kathy Griffin divorcing, Jan e Fonda work out tape memories, and Romaine has a custom gift for her family.

01.03.22- Ringing In The New Year On The Toilet

New Year, Who Dis? Romaine has Patterson drama in Cincinnati for the holidays, Derek perfects his NYE party strategy, George in SF declares same shit different day, Andy Cohen melts down on CNN, Betty White RIP, Billy in Philly talks old celebrities, Chaz in La thinks DNR did in Betty White, Kane Tanaka turns 119, Romaine paints a room, And Just Like That hits close to home and Jonathan in Nashville has thoughts, Dexter, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in St. Louis wishes all a happy new year, Gus in P Town talks Dexter, Nathan has a messy double dip, Rick From Cal State LA time shifts on Queen Elizabeth and double dips on Betty White, James the Serious is back, Monotone Marc replay, Marc in MN wishes everyone a Merry Christmas, What is Happening Jayson talks Matrix, Intern Rafi dreams of Derek, Tony in Vegas talks Don’t Look Up and New Years Eve, Romaine deals with out of control inflatables, Happy Jack talks DNR shows, Mike in China talks Iris, Queen’s guard steps on a kid, Derek goes off on amateur sleuthing and deals with mangled mail, and man pulls gun on woman delivering thank you card.

09.24.21- Pigeon Bullying

The View descends into chaos, Derek expects visitors, Romaine yells at Bear, anonymous call about suicidal pigeons, Romaine deals with The Fox and The Hound, Sir Laughs A Lot talks pigeon bullying, Romaine has a school bully update, Derek deals with garage sale neighbors, Anderson Cooper got an unusual surrogate request, Tony in Vegas talks Anderson Cooper, Billy in Philly talks Dolly Parton cars, Gabby Petito update, Dear Evan Hansen opens this weekend, Monotone Marc talks Evan Hansen, Romaine welcomes lesbians, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene calls about his own call, Survivor chatter, George in SF talks Drag Race, Unwanted Words questions, Still Hookin’ Tracy praises Wednesday’s show, Monotone Marc talks Great British Baking Show, Jockman Jeff talks Big Brother, Meryl Streep and Anna Wintour are cousins, and Last Call ends the show.

09.03.20 -Surf And Turf

DNR are ready for the weekend, Romaine has yard drama, The Batman shuts down, Romaine deals with a crowd, Derek talks Zumba and Corey Johnson’s future, Marc in MN has neighbor drama, TeamSteven has a conspiracy theory, Polynesian Resort gets Moana makeover, Derek gives a DNR Travel update for 2021, Tel Aviv gets a pot drop, Starbucks soppy lids, Critter Chat about 6000 cows lost at sea, TeamSteven has a correction, Dr. Jay talks lost cows, Billy in Philly is shy around new people, Tony in Vegas is road tripping, Trump thinks you should vote twice, Hooker Hotline, Survivor Sucks Dan talks Kristen Stewart, Darrel in Sun City thinks Romaine is high, Gus in P-Town has Netflix and Chill suggestions, A Simple Favor, Romaine talks The Muppets and Magic Mike, Jane Fonda regrets missing out ons Marvin Gaye, DNR recall best past sex, Harry and Meghan sign big Netflix deal, Boys In The Band, David Blaine goes UP, Andy Cohen shares shirtless Anderson Cooper photos, CA to allow former prisoners to fight fires, Derek has friends in prison, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Zoom, and Last Call ends the show.

05.01.20 – Cheap And Horrible

Derek is back and dried off, Cinco de Mayo goes touchless, Romaine plans a trip, Roomba Willis, Romaine is a cranky wife and mother, Rob in SoCal talks portable shade bell and kudos for Romaine, Derek gets hopeful, NYC complains about the noise, Anderson Cooper has a baby, Madonna goes for a drive, women and children first, Romaine goes to the store, Derek melts down over mandarins, Danny in LA talks masks, Jeff in Palm Springs shops Disney and drag race, DNR have coffee talk, Tony in Vegas talks pods, chicken needs to cook longer, Hooker Hotline, xtina time shifts on Thursday’s messy show and zoom pilates, Parks and Rec does a special, DNR flashback to Derek’s Thursday accident, Netflix and Chill face-off, The Matrix and Goon, CBS brings back Raiders Of Th Lost Ark, Harry and Meghan have more legal trouble, Billy in Philly has a family update, Colliers in TX pushes back, photogenic kitchen wars, DNR talk social bubbles, Craig in CA talks zoom parties, Alex Jones a viral cannibal, and Last Call ends the week.

04.22.20 -Plantains!

Derek deals with leaks, RuPaul vs. fracking meme, Jonathan in Nashville talks animals dealing with the pandemic, farts and the tooth fairy in the time of coronavirus, Craig in CA talks Anderson Cooper, Jonathan in LA talks Fauci and Will and Grace finale, Monotone Marc talks Anderson Cooper, Stanton in Austin talks Will and Grace and his office drama, hairstylists who talk about your behind your back, Sir Laughs A Lot talks shady hairstylists, Romaine is back with GLEE, Derek talks Run, Mike in China talks plumbing issues and the Koch brothers, Chad time shifts on pop music, Hooker Hotline, Michael in Nashville talks Waffle House waffles from scratch, Chad in LA calls back and his is pissed, Rob in FL time shifts on pot pies and Derek has thoughts, Happy Jack talks Banquet pot pie and Waffle House waffles, Tony in Vegas talks pot pies and the Vegas mayor, Cuomo movie night ruined, Beau in LA talks Closure on Amazon Prime, Trey in LA talks Murder Mystery and First Wives Club, Julie is DFA about grocery shopping, Iris drops by the studio to talk about quarantine life with Romaine and Rotten Tomatoes has some surprises.