09.05.25 -Twinducken

Kate Middleton changes her hair, Duchess of Kent dies, Harry and Charles try to reconcile, Pam Anderson doesn’t do stunts, Billy in Philly talks hot guys, Mississippi man finds dead body on lawn, Good Hang with Judge Judy, Derek had a dangerous children, Hooker Hotline, twinducken, Skip in LA talks Hollywood Bowl, Big Brother, Charlie Sheen and Last Call ends the week.

09.13.24 – Burnt Bridges

Romaine lets the dogs out, Derek makes a snack mistake, Gypsy on Prime, Nathan in CO talks Gypsy, Justin Timberlake cops a plea, George in SF talks Love Boat, Romaine gets inspired by Chappell Roan, Tom Terrific is off his game, Katy Perry has deep thoughts, Jennifer Lopez might move in next door to her ex, Diddy legal woes continue, NYC corruption update, Tim in Michigan talks cruise party, Hooker Hotline, Chris in Mass timeshifts on cars, Matt in Philly talks Dave Rubin, burnt bridges obituary goes viral, Romaine stands up for sex work, Princess of Wales puts out a video, William grows a beard, Survivor returns Wednesday, AI writing police reports and luring predators on Snapchat, and Last Call ends the show.

05.24.24 – Right In The Butt

NYC Fleet Week, Romaine in for a surprise and has a cat update, UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell doesn’t want his son to be gay, Billy in Philly talks Fridays, Romaine has mommy issues, Wheel of Fortune goes anal, Derek won’t be on Jeopardy Pop Culture, Survivor finale with spoilers, Marc in MN talks hooker calls, WTF FL priest bites woman at church, Nathan in CO talks communion, Critter Chat football player finds surprise in his toilet, drink with chickens day, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN has an idea, Survivor Sucks Dan talks Mr. Big, Jeff in PS is grateful, Monotone Marc talks Reefer Madness, The Fall Guy, George in SF talks IF and Furiosa, Bob in Philly talks Death Becomes Her, a messy gym call, Madame Web, new Knives Out movie coming, iris is into Harry Potter, Princess of Wales staying home all year, and Last Call ends the show.

03.22.24 – Horse Water

Kate Middleton has cancer, Trump wants Prince Harry deported, Truth Social goes public, Happy Jack talks open land, Kevin Bacon going to the prom, Girls 5 Eva, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashville talks Captain Marvel, Nathan in CO has a critter chat about cicadas, Sherri in TX talks generational issues, Rochester NY has something in the water, Romaine deals with nasty horse drama, Tyler in NorCal talks horses, Lukas Gage apologizes to Shania Twain, Ariana Grande settles her divorce, Seven is coming to IMAX, Julia in CA talks 1984, Katherine Jackson takes on Michael’s estate, and Last Call ends the show.

03.21.24 – Doogie Hartley MD

Ozempic babies, Kate Middleton working from home, Angela Chao was drunk, Golden Girls not getting a reboot, Travis Kelce may host a game show, Mike Richards opens up about Jeopardy firing, Ben in Seattle talks my Girl, Larry in Pasadena talks homeownership, Hooker Hotline, Ric in El Paso talks boomers, Todd in GA talks other callers, Matt in Philly talks realtor commissions, Romaine gets her new microwave, Campbells turns Lake Erie into a toxic soup says DOJ, Richard Simmons had skin cancer, Beyonce projects herself onto the Guggenheim, Downton Abbey may have a final third movie, and MCU dropping some underperforming titles.

03.12.24 – Wipe My Tears Away

Derek gets a surprise bill, NY Times Connections continues to divide, Neve Campbell back for Scream 7, Kate Middleton is still missing, Billy in Philly talks Pippa Middleton, Romaine watches 2012, Nathan in CO talks Dune 2, Romaine breaks her microwave before breaking down crying, Ric in El Paso talks Pie Pants and Poor Things, Kelloggs in trouble for cereal for dinner, Happy Jack talks cereal and black belt and Ken, Hooker Hotline, Tammy from Sacramento talks Blue Eye Samurai, Craig in CA timeshifts on Melanie Lynksey and Poor Things, Jonathan in Nashville talks Poor Things, Matt from Philly talks Oscars, Dr. Jay claps back, Tom Terrific talks Diane Warren, Tim in IL talks Jolene, DNR get a robot call, Mark in Buffalo talks living celebrities and Heavenly Creatures, and Ken Buck is leaving early.

03.11.24 – They Like It Ruffalo

Daylight savings throws everything off, DNR have wind drama, Disneyland expanding, The Oscars, Nathan in CO talks nominated songs, Tom Terrific talks Poor Things, John Cena naked, Messi steals the show, Elaine Chao’s sister drowns in her Tesla, Tyler in NorCal talks Tesla, Hooker Hotline, Chad in Seattle talks Citizen Ruth, Christian in Abilene talks Super Tuesday, Rick in Cal State LA timeshifts on Super Tuesday, Bob in Philly talks Tyler, Kate Middleton photo drama, Tyler in NorCal talks Kate, Tom Terrific talks royals, Beryonce may be covering Jolene, and Trey in LA talks Elvis Presley.

03.04.24 – Romaine Goes Postal

Romaine has domestic disturbance, JD in WVa talks mailbox theft, MH370 search may continue for 10th anniversary, Kate Middleton spotted in a car, Donner Pass claims new victims, eagle Mountain UT overwhelmed by tumbleweeds, Happy Jack talks tumbleweeds, Tyler in NorCal talks tumbleweeds and Drag Race, Guess My Load, Derek gets some criticism, FDA has new theory on lead in applesauce, Derek ends his soup cycle, Rick From The Pig talks lead in food, Jonathan in Nashville talks Kate Middleton, Craig in Buffalo talks download drama, new interns start today, Bob in Philly wants the buzzer back, Christian in Abilene talks phone scams, Billy in Philly talks scams, Trump wins Colorado case, Taylor Swift related to Emily Dickinson, Derek knows too much about silent movies, Romaine manages teenagers, and Death Biecomes Her heads to Broadway with some familiar faces.

08.29.23 – The Cat-Egg-Ory Is…

Disneyland getting a Haunted Mansion remodel, Manhattan Pier 94 being turned into soundstages, Hans Niemann settles his anal beads chess cheating lawsuit, Romaine has a dishwasher update, Romie Pie Pants has a first day at school, Billy in Philly talks The Warriors and being a good mom, Dolly Parton turns down tea with Kate Middleton, Travis in CT talks cat egg chair, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA talks Japan and India, Marvin in Syracuse timeshifts on Little House and shoes, Sarah Jessica Parker adopts Shoe Bradshaw, Derek rescues a bee, Manhattan water main fails, Mark Meadows takes the stand, Ric in El Paso is grateful for the group, and Martha Stewart dragged for drinking from an iceberg.