06.02.26 – Armpits For Pride

DNR to make surprise pride appearance, Derek has a looksmaxxer update, Dennis Hensley joins to talk about his new play and upcoming cruise, Widow’s Bay, Matt in Philly talks Widow’s Bay, Krystal in San Diego talks Widow’s Bay, Love Island is back, Romie spends her money, NYC sewer tourists, Romaine interviews interns, George Lucas museum opening in September, AI interns, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA talks Melania and Spurs, NYC Sanitation gets in on the finals, Nita in FL talks Spurs, Mark in Buffalo talks Patagonia, Travis in CT talks Pride, Tom Holland shows his pits, and Stop That Train says they are AI free.

10.09.24 – Girth Brooks

Derek has More At Sea, Romaine discovers turkey, Garth Brooks accuser drops a text, Turkish Airlines pilot dies mid-flight, Romaine fights over socks and has a new favorite hat, Dildo Whisperer update, Jerry Jetski is back, Hooker Hotline, York peppermint patties, Wyoming update, Nita talks Joker 2, Sandra Bullock attends Speed anniversary screening and Keanu Reeves drives off, gerontologist says you won’t live forever, northern lights coming Thursday, Billy in Philly talks Tampa, Zoom transcription turns awkward, Romie parks, and Little House has a disastrous tour.

07.15.24 – Eaten Up By Acid

Houston still without power, Dr. Ruth, Richard Simmons, Shelley Duvall, Alec Baldwin trial update, Tim in MI talks The Shining, JD Vance is VP pick and Matt in Philly has thoughts, Jonathan in Nashville talks rally, Tom Terrific talks rally, Tyler in NorCal talks JD Vance, Hooker Hotline, Romaine gets a call, Tim/Tom talks discourse, Derek talks alligators, Mickey Mouse Club murder, UK bodies in suitcases, RuPaul helps people park, car drives into Yellowstone geyser pool, Derek has a shopping nightmare, Romaine goes to McDonalds, Chaz in La talks marriage, and Affleck Lopez house for sale.

04.03.23 – He Said She Shed

Derek has a tech update, Romaine reveals her birthday surprise, Nathan in CO talks Waffle House and Gwyneth Paltrow, Billy in FL talks Paltrow trial, Monotone Marc talks travel adventure, What Is Happening Jayson talks she sheds, Romaine deals with a lack of power, Pope Francis goes viral, McDonalds closing corporate offices temporarily for layoffs, Tony in Vegas talks reunions, Billy in Philly talks power outages, Derek talks valuables, Tom Terrific talks Waffle House, Critter Chat Romaine has new squirrel friends, Sir Laughs A Lot talks squirrels, Hooker Hotline, RuPaul on Lingo, Rafi in NYC talks DNR pigeon, Brad in Houston time shifts on hallucinating and therapy and Tik Tok, LaundroMatt talks attacks on the community, Trucker Randy has a gay moment, Tyler in NorCal talks coded gay language and Kathy in OH, Still Hookin’ Tracy talks about wives, Rick from Cal State LA has birthday wishes and talks Vertigo, fart jars, and a woman is headed to the moon.

03.30.23 – Ask Romaine Anything

MLB opening day, Trucker Bobby talks old pillows and drag shows, Ric in El Paso has birthday wishes and Wendy the cow, Derek’s mom talks pillows, Julia in Union City time sifts on competency tests, Dr. Jay has a theory, Derek might be right about Romaine’s birthday, Ilde in AZ talks Twitch and gifts, Nile Rodgers gets turned down at the door, Mark asks Romaine anything, Kathryn in AZ and Tony in Vegas have birthday wishes, Donald Trump indicted, 2022 Lake Mead body identified, Hart’s Island opening to visitors, Nathan in CO asks about unclaimed money, Billy in Philly has birthday wishes, RuPaul builds a bear, Trey in LA has questions, Jesse in Sacramento talks music, Rob in FL talks Jeopardy and sperm, Romaine works on her car, Derek talks local crime, Flatiron Building sale in trouble and listeners have thoughts, Dan in Orlando talks phones and Disney, What Is Happening Jayson talks Paltrow trial, 23 Skidoo, Tyler in NorCal talks Paltrow case, King Charles greeted by Burger King fans, Happy Jack has happy wishes and talks royals, and Last Call ends the show.

03.13.23 – Vagina Spotting

DNR are back with stories of unexplained nudity, Derek has an Epiphany, the gays try to kill Romaine, Iris needs to send love to Romaine’s triangle of sadness, DNR review Virgin Voyages, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks JayBee, Terry in AZ talks Derek and Friends, Chad in Seattle timeshifts on RuPaul and Traitors UK, Michael in Nashville talks JayBee, Trucker Randy talks body count, Trucker Bobby has had enough with Tennessee, Christian in Abilene is recovering and got social, Chris in Maryland talks trains, Tina in NC had a great cruise, Oscar highlights, and Happy Jack talks Oscars.

 

09.13.21 – How To Get Away With Garage Sales

Derek deals with a chainsaw, Romaine has a therapy update, NYC subway shuts down after off switch gets hit, IT guy investigated for bitcoin mining at work, Britney Spears gets engaged, Madonna hits the VMAs, DOOL bringing back Marlena’s possession, Monotone Marc and Gus talk Beyond Salem, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Jackie Cox and RuPaul’s Emmy, Agatha All Along a winner, Romaine talks garage sale and fence fight, Sami Sheen leaves home, Hooker Hotline, Seth from FL talks vagina mucus, Nathan in St. Louis has a question about instagram sing alongs, George in SF talks dating over thirty, Indiana 9/11 float is awkward, Derek talks Memory Box, Critter Chat Miami Hurricanes cat rescue, and Kansas State Fair gets a lanternfly.

08.25.21 – Popcorn Farts

DNR change places, OnlyFans changes their plans, DNR as dry as popcorn farts, Kanye West changing his name to Ye, RuPaul gets a wax figure, Romie gets a 5am wakeup call, Swish talks kiss the cross, Romaine burns out, Billy in Philly worries about his brother, Eric in NM loves a DNR repeat, Hooker Hotline, Jesse time shifts on blind purchases, Survivor Sucks Dan talks Nine Perfect Strangers, Delta charges more for health insurance, #TeamSteven talks vaccines, R Kelly trail update, Jeff in PS and Danny in LA talk Behind The Attraction, Millennium Tower still sinking, George in SF talks buildings, Tony in Vegas talks Millennium Tower, and Tyler in NorCal talks earthquakes.

03.16.20 -Ghost Maid

DNR are in studio, SF shelters in place, Ted Cruz agrees with AOC, Mike knows Derek wants to talk about himself, Nathan in CO talks Westworld, Emma Stone, Derek has a Ghost Maid, Romaine has a weekend project, RuPaul is fracking in Wyoming, Darren in NJ wants Derek to explain the oil commodities market, Craig in CA responds to his super activated listener status, Derek’s mom goes to dinner, Andrew Gillum heads to rehab, Disney releases Frozen 2 early, DNR talk future of movies, LaundroMatt talks streaming services, Romie starts home schooling, Hooker Hotline, trash day and bed bugs, Trucker Randy deals with his parents, Spainish soccer star RIP, Romaine runs out of trash TV, Tyler in NorCal talks assigned risk, Olive time shifts on Friday talks liquor delivery, Rick in Cal State LA time shifts on screenwriting, Activist Mommy gets a divorce, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drag Race, #TeamStephen talks Trixie Mattel, and Cedric is the last top left in Hufflepuff.

09.24.19 – 34 In Derek Years

RuPaul is hot water over diversity, the Emmys had a weird tone, National Pot Pie Day, UN is in session in NYC, Greta Thunberg, Karen needs to speak to a manager, Critter Chat, Mayor Pete is swole up and meets a bee, Romaine gets Iris a thoughtful gift, cats do bond with their owners, Romaine defends her horny pets, Marc in NJ talks Big Brother, walrus sinks Russian Navy boat, sea lions in drug bust, Demi Moore is dishing the dirt in her new book, DNR recommend some celebrity autobiographies they love, Glenn parody song, guest Chris Boccard talks about starring in Priscilla Queen Of The Desert and being a DNR intern, Hooker Hotline, Brian in Columbus time shifts on the LGBT alphabet soup, Paul in Long Beach has thoughts on Jake Porter, Low Gear has a request and has a trucker story, and Happy Jack talks trucker sticks.