06.16.26 – Strange Lady Pie

Wet underwear, Bob in WI talks lingerie, Romaine talks pie and cookies, McDonalds bringing back fried apple pie, Derek has a hot neighbor update, Jesse in Sacramento talks Disney and Signorile, Happy Jack talks hot neighbor, Shanghai getting a second Disney park, Paddington replacing Moulin Rouge, Robert in San Antonio talks musicals, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA talks UFC, Rocky Horror coming to the Sphere, Cabaret, Sean Penn making January 6 movie, WTF FL IVF mix-up couple keeping their baby, Los Angeles pronunciation debated, and Romaine digs into Love Island.

06.03.26 – A Horse Murder

Romaine is tired and has to deal with the Spurs, Love Island begins, Tucker in Chicago talks Love Island, Derek is lured by an ice cream truck, Tom Terrific talks Widow’s Bay, DNR don’t like bed and breakfast places, Gilgo Beach killer, Scott Pelley gets fired from 60 Minutes, Hooker Hotline, Michelle from San Diego Pride, George Santos in legal trouble again, Drake Von arrested, rodeo horse drama, Freedom Ship, NYC woman falls through manhole, and WTF FL woman finds worms in her SpaghettiOs,

05.28.26 – All Greek To Me

DNR catch up with their old boss, Carousel of Progress is changing, Meta glasses, Katie in Nashville talks Meta glasses, Gary in CT talks Meta glasses, Waymo popular with the blind, Romaine does trivia, Tony in Vegas talks Elton John, company racks up $500Million in AI tokens in one month, 250 anniversary concert is a hot mess, Tom Terrific talks 250, Mr. Rogers coming back to stamps, Hooker Hotline, Nita in FL tal;ks The Spurs, Matt in Philly talks John Williams, Romaine going on a date, Outlander, Guyana funeral has trap door coffin, MRI machines getting Disney characters, WTF FL one armed woman pulled over for texting, and Romaine sweats the details.

01.30.26 – Turd Place

Romaine is over her journey, Derek gets an assist from a listener, Romaine heads to trivia night, Ilde in AZ talks Jeopardy, Tim in MI timeshifts on stomach issues, The Turtles will be back in theaters, genes big play in longevity, DNR have some secret single behavior, Hooker Hotline, Rowdy in NY talks donuts, Catherine O’Hara dies, Waymo hits a kid, Romie is working and dating, WTF FL another IVF mix-up and flowers for a stripper, Melania reviews are in, and Last Call ends the show.

01.28.26 – 28.01.26

Derek has old updates, DC has a raw sewage problem, NYC freezes over, Candace Owens confused by freezing temperatures, Romie melts down, WTF FL drunk teen slaps mom with pork chop, Bill Cosby bought Quaaludes from a poker game, Ghislaine Maxwell claims DOJ shielded 25 men, Prince Andrew hates his new house, Hooker Hotline, Ben in Seattle talks new owners, Matt in Philly talks friendships, Sir Laughs A Lot talks friendships, Julie in NC talks alienation of affection, Tom Terrific talks Billy in Philly, Derek’s battery dies, LaundroMatt talks New Jersey, Survivor Sucks Dan talks sex strike, Derek wants self driving cars, and Tom Terrific talks Waymo,

11.20.25 – Sofa Sniffer

Derek has an economic theory, American Numismatic Society moving to Toledo, Boston Museum Of Art returns pottery made by a slave, Tom Terrific talks museums, Grand Egyptian Museum opens, Romaine has a dog update, Derek talks kitchens, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks Mercury in retrograde, 3I/Atlas is a comet, smart home features WTF FL talks sofa sniffer, Kevin Spacey is homeless, Tik Tok influencer has to pay up for alienation of affection, China downloads monkey brain into a computer, Heated Rivalry coming to HBO Max, Ariana Grande gets COVID and might go to Broadway, and Happy Jack talks Ariana Grande.

08.21.25 – The Melt Down

James Dobson RIP, Romaine is in her underwear, DNR have real estate updates, Happy Jack talks family meeting, Big Brother ideas, Cracker Barrel makes some changes, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Dennys and Cracker Barrel, Billy in Philly talks Cracker Barrel, Katie in TN talks Cracker Barrel, Jonathan in Nashville talks Cracker Barrel, Hooker Hotline, Tim from MI talks cheerleaders, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Freaky Friday, Derek considers Letterboxd, Playstation prices are rising, Bed Bath Beyond not coming to CA, WTF F L lemon shark disrupts photo op, woman bites child over free shirt, and Charisma Carpenter not doing Buffy.

07.17.25- Turd Toter

DNR take some heat, Coldplay concert takes a surprise turn, Obama podcast addresses divorce rumors, Trump has vein issue, LaundroMatt talks Trump and magic mushrooms, Art from Toronto has random questions, Billy in Philly thinks he is being recorded, Matt in Philly talks karaoke killer, Tiff and Katie talk AI song, new interns update, Christian in Abilene talks TSA, CA couple with 21 kids on hot water, Critter Chat digital bunnies and coyote rovers, ocras reach out, Rowdy talks rabbits, and CEO issues apology,

05.21.25 – Look And Feel

DNR readjust back to this time zone, Sniffies dropped from Apple app store, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Sniffies and Romaine’s face, Derek takes a quiz, DNR visit Tom Goss, Diddy trial update, LaundroMatt talks Justin Bieber, Ilde in AZ talks Justin Bieber, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks airplane seats, Bob in Philly talks dogs, Julia in CA talks dogs, Romie wants a trip to London, Tyler in NorCal talks gifts, Derek still lacks a refrigerator, and WTF FL man rescues girl with drone and man kills a cow.

04.11.25 – Senior Assassins

Romaine has a dad joke and a field trip update, Tom Terrific talks Romie Pie Pants, senior assassins, Sir Laughs A Lot talks games, Elon Musk hounded out of a video game, Tesla debuts new Cybertruck, IVF clinic mix up down under, Madrid restaurant replaces duck with street pigeons, FL iguana drama, Hooker Hotline, Tim from MI talks threesomes and deck chairs, Rowdy in NY talks group chat, TV Talk Traitors UK, Survivor, White Lotus, Linda McMahon mistakes A1 for AI, and Last Call ends the week.

03.19.25- You’d Know Judy

Derek finds Amy Pooehler to be a Good Hang and is chaos, Romaine cleans up her act, BYD announces five minute charging, fake meats plateau, stranded astronauts greeted by dolphins, Sex Lives Of College Girls canceled, Billy in Philly talks Impossible Burger, WTF FL mystery illness from wild pig, is Romaine depressed?, Tom Terrific wants to send Romaine to a home, Hooker Hotline, Nita talks Thanos, Lil Ole Larry talks Tracy Morgan, Madison Square Garden might move across the street, Michael in Nashville talks social media, Critter Chat: NYC rat hunters, Nissan testing an animalert, man rescued from home after 20 years, Dan talks singing, and Pope Francis recovering,

12.20.24 – Our Job Is Hooker

Derek and Romaine close out 2024, Nathan in CO talks muffins, Derek has visiting family, Tony in Vegas talks food, Carry On review, Romaine nervous for Christmas, Jonathan in Nashville talks Carry On, Survivor finale with spoilers, Nathan in CO talks Survivor, Vanuatu has big earthquake, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Survivor, Tom Terrific talks wet underwear, Tim from MI talks black plastic utensils, Marvin in Syracuse has many thoughts, Obama lists his favorite movies of 2024, Jesse in Sacramento has happy wishes, Patti La Belle needs her background singers, Chaz in La talks Superman, Big Peter talks keys, Ilde in AZ has a WTTF Florida, Liquid Death makes a concert diaper, flat earthers head to Antartica, House passes a bill, Critter Chat Christmas tree owl and CA squirrels go carnivorous, and Last Call ends 2024!

12.10.24- One Last McRib

Romaine is a mess, Derek digs into Our Little Secret, Larry in Pasadena talks Elfster, Nathan in CO talks rom com, NJ drones still happening, Luigi enjoyed a McRib, judge rules against Tik Tok, Tony in Vegas talks NJ drones and Black Doves, Tyler in NorCal talks SnapChat, Indian company has fake HR email, malibu hit by Franklin fire, WTF Florida string operation convictions to be vacated, Derek’s neighborhood gets ticketed, Happy Jack talks street parking, Sandy UT car buyer mad about his lemon, Romaine bears fruit, Google thinks we are in a multiverse, Romaine digs into the Sabrina Carpenter Christmas special, a Patterson family update, and Dick Van Dyke dances for Chris Martin.

11.14.24- Wooshed Out Like A Water Slide

Tropical Sara may head to Florida, Starbucks red cup day and self service sugar coming back, nudists murdered over a tree, Romaine bug punch, Tony in Vegas talks Christmas, Romaine has a crazy dream, adult bed rails are dangerous, Jason Kelce has a bad fan interaction, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly welcomes DNR back, Larry in Pasadena talks cabinet picks, car exhaust may cause autism, Survivor Sucks Dan timeshifts on Friendsgiving, WTF FL woman gives birth at airport, Trey in LA talks Jeopardy, Yellowstone deals with Kevin Costner, Cole Escola to do Macys, and Agatha All Along submits as a comedy.

 

10.24.24 – No Time For Your Guff

Romaine is a chaotic mess as fire spreads, Hot Frosty coming to Netflix, Breaking News: Menendez brothers to be resentenced, Sutton Foster divorcing, Romaine has lip problems, Chuck rewatch problematic, Agatha All Along, Matlock gets renewed, Elsbeth adds Michael Emerson, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Agatha All Along and bad kids in October, janitor Claudene Wilson gets a school named after her, Matt in Philly talks AI chat bot, Rich in CA talks tampons, Chaz in La timeshifts on Practical Magic, Stanton in Austin talks Practical Magic and Boy Kills World, Tim in MI talks Dolores Claiborne and The Witches, McDonalds has an onion recall and the McRib is coming back, wildfire update, and WTF FL Lt. Dan gets arrested.

08.13.24- A Semi At A Strip Club

DNR harassed by early text messages, Matthew Camp is lost and found, Romaine hits the brakes, Derek goes to the Max, Kathryn in AZ gets stolen, Deep Live Cam can steal your face, WTF FL Sarasota mom runs over her daughter, guy has a semi at a strip club, Eric in NM talks brakes and porn hub, Pensacola may turn the United States into a reef, Romaine’s police chief retiring, Hooker Hotline, Billy In Philly triple dips on storage units, Matt in Philly talks faucet install, Brent in Austin talks diet plan, Julia in CA talks Deadpool, Mike in SLC talks Big Brother, George in SF talks Big Brother, Kathryn in AZ talks Big Brother, Romie has a new man, Adam in Atlanta talks siblings, JK Rowling and Elon Musk sued over Algerian boxer, and CT woman is a pet hoarder.

03.13.24- How You Dune 2

Hump Day! Tik Tok ban moves forward, Elon Musk drops Don Lemon, Matthew Perry leaves nothing to his non children, Romaine spoils The Traitors US, Derek does Dune, Nathan in CO talks Dune 2, Rowdy in NY talks Dune, Twisters coming soon, Kim’s Convenience, Kate Middleton still missing, Hooker Hotline, jeff in the Bay Area talks callers, Monotone Marc talks Amazing Race, Pie Pants panics, Tom Terrific talks teen drivers, NOLA rats are high, PFAs in sewer sludge used on US farms, Trey In LA talks forever chemicals, and FL clarifies Don’t Say Gay.

12.12.23 – A Wary Glance

Derek is filled with the holiday spirit, Romaine’s cats are not an invasive species, Shannen Doherty calls out Alyssa Milano, Romaine has Pattterson drama, William and Kate release their official holiday portrait, IKEA UK giving away a giant meatball, Jesse talks matching family photos, Armando talks Shannen Doherty, WTF FL woman dies on her husband’s operating table and viral mugshot leads to video game fame, DNC pilot tests an AI caller, Jesse in Sacramento talks phone calls, Drew Barrymore caresses Oprah, Stuart in Rochester talks Horowitz-Margareten, Hooker Hotline, Craig in NorCal timeshifts on SNL, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Gayish and bagels, gingerbread house drama and ghost cookies, Monotone Marc talks Big Brother, saturn losing its rings, DNR have plant talk, Trump sells pieces of his suit and the economy is pretty good.

12.06.23 – The Pussy Ranch

DNR have some old business, Romaine gets her NyQuil on, Panera Charged Lemonade turns deadly, Zoo finds a shoe in big cat enclosure, three year cruise canceled for lack of ship, Tony in Vegas talks Christmas songs, Taylor Swift is Time Person Of The Year, Tom Terrific talks long term cruises and Taylor Swift, Derek gets scared, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks long stories, Jeff in PS timeshifts on messy politicians, Hilary Farr is leaving Love It Or List It, Romaine gets into Squid Game Challenge, Cherokee Nation upset over Wilma Mankiller Barbie, authentic is Merriam Webster word of the year, Romaine thinks Madonna is real chill now, Derek gets a child’s vest and finds a duck, Billie Ellish comes out and loses fans, OH woman sentenced to work fast food, and Romaine is a Miami girl.

11.20.23 – Next To Dennys

Derek and Romaine prepare for Thanksgiving, OpenAI has high drama, Iris deals with the house, Snoop Dogg gives up the smoke over a fire pit, Romaine is a disrespectful wife, WTF FL 6yo saves his grandmother’s life and a woman hides in an Olive Garden bathroom, Rosalynn Carter RIP, Hooker Hotline, Michael in KC talks Laramie Project, Tucker in Chicago timeshifts on Big Brother Canada, Aaron in Seattle talks Dolly Parton, Morgan Wallen wins big at Billboard Awards, Taylor Swift drama in Rio, Biden pardons a turkey, What Is Happening Jayson talks David Beckham, The Crown, and Elton John musical of tammy Faye Baker headed to Broadway.

10.18.23 – Murder Door

Hump Day! Derek gets in a Twitter fight over gay rights, NY court employee arrested at Trump fraud trial, Romaine mad at Iris and needs to deal with her cat, JD in WVa and Tom Terrific talk cat pills, Grey’s Anatomy out of ideas, WTF FL fourth grade class watches Winnie The Pooh Blood And Honey horror film, truckers steal 4200 cases of booze, Biden joins Truth Social and it won’t be going public, Dark Brandon mugs are a hit, Joran van der Sloot confesses to Natalee Holloway murder, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks recalls, Rowdy talks military conscription and Madonna, Julia in CA timeshifts on Air Force,. Romaine is shocked by a lack of internal monologue, What Is Happening Jayson talks Insurrectionist Next Door, Derek talks light bulbs, Doug in CT talks Indian summer, Derek talks portable blenders, Tyler in NorCal and Billy in Philly have thoughts, Tyler double dips on cheese, Still Hookin’ Tracy talks portable blender, and Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t like the term nepo baby!

10.06.23 – The Poppers Be Popping

Derek tries to be a good neighbor, Jamie Lynn Spears was robbed, Brian in Columbus had a surprise housewarming, Britney Spears heads to private island, AirBNB nightmare in Brentwood, Danny in LA talks cruises, Billy in Philly sees a doppelganger, Derek buys a lottery ticket, Critter Chat black bear grabs a yacht in Naples and apple snails invade North Carolina, Sir Laughs A Lot on apple snails, FEMA emergency tone has unintended consequences, WTF FL man in The Villages busted for illegal erections, Romaine visits a sex shop, Happy Jack talks sex shops, Season Of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Sherri in TX talks Christmas, Eric in Portland talks birthdays, Kathy in NC talks call timer, NYC has new MTA campaign, women keep losing jobs over Only Fans, Trey in LA talks teacher drama, Romaine having a visitor, NJ candidate smeared poo on a daycare center, Romaine talks hate crimes, and Last Call ends the show.

09.27.23 – Dances With Knives

Derek won’t be finding his roots, Bob Menendez left kickback in envelope with return address, Hyundai and Kia have a fire recall that reminds Derek of Fate Is The Hunter, Britney Spears dances with knives, Smithsonian full of old contraptions, Derek picks walnuts, Romaine heads to bed, Derek fights with his HUE lights, Jon-Benet Ramsey case still on-going, Billy in Philly has thoughts and HUE, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Palm Springs AIDS memorial, DNR talk 2024 Olympics, France wants to shift to heatpump systems, Romaine has a fence update, Derek has a house update, Tyler in NorCal talks fences, George in SF talks air conditioning, Tyler in NorCal talks Folsom Street Fair, Hooker Hotline, Chaz in La wants to buy a house, Monotone Marc talks Moonlighting and AbFab, Chaz in La responds, Doug in CT talks fences and the Super Bowl, Joan Collins says she doesn’t do facial procedures, WTF FL scientists to unleash crabs on the coral reef, Golden Globes adds new categories, Podcast Awards are this weekend, and GLAAD adds a podcast category.

09.22.23 – Rump Day

Tropical storm gets a name, Romaine gets a gift, Derek has a tech update, Indianapolis accidentally releases a murder suspect, Tom Terrific is mad at the phone timer, Romaine gets a surprise package, Bob and Nadine Menendez indicted, Travis talks AbFab outtakes, DNR talk snow and lawns, Maryland student sues after principals turn her into a lewd meme, Costco recalls some moldy mattresses, Romaine is a bad mother, Ilde in AZ talks cooking, Hooker Hotline, Rowdy in NY takes a trip and negative emotions, Billy in Philly has a suggestion, Doug in CT talks houseguests, Pauly Shore wants to play Richard Simmons, Coal Miner’s Daughter, Sex Education is back, WTF FL kids go on the run and a Beyonce fan gets zapped, two struck by lightning on Mexican beach, Taylor Swift registers 35,000 voters, and Last Call ends the week.

09.07.23 – Assault With A Litter Box

Derek meets a dramatic dog, Colliers in TX thinks Romaine is a good person, Hooker Hotline request, Danny Masterson gets 30 years in prison, Danelo Cavalcante escapes from a Philly prison, DNR has security cam stories, Australia couple kidnap girl and make her eat cat poo, WTF FL man tries to hamster wheel his way to London, Pacqui one chip challenge gone wrong, Nathan in CO talks chip challenge, Hot Ones, Billy in Philly talks pulling up to the bumper, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene talks Lioness on Paramount Plus, DNR talk movie theater promotions, Julia in CA talks abortion, Jim in Palm Springs talks Carl Nassib, trans women banned from chess, Bill The Boy Wonder author Mark Tyler Nobleman disinvited from GA elementary schools when he says gay, New Zealand woman has something left in her body after c section, and MD cop filmed hooking up in his cruiser.

 

08.09.23 – Give Me A Toilet Seat

Watch out Romaine is in a good mood, FL person wins $1.5 billion Mega Millions, Australian woman fired over missing keystrokes, Big Brother kicks out contestant, Below Deck Down Under has sexual misconduct, Beyonce rider includes new toilet seats, bodyguard goes viral for smirk, Tampa mayor reels in some cocaine, FL rife with malaria and leprosy, Maui is on fire, Florida bans Shakespeare and nicknames, Dan in Orlando talks nicknames, Eric in NM talks Kristen Broady, Hooker Hotline, Tim from MI talks Bermuda, Kitty talks SCOTUS and Dildo Whisperer, Ric in El Paso talks Podcast Awards, Timothy Timeshifter casts his votes, VXF workers want to strike, Suits is a big hit on Netflix, and NASA has an update on their bumped asteroid.

08.07.23 – Forever Broken

We are nominees, DNR have a surprising listener, Nathan in CO talk Apple apps and Big Brother, Happy Jack talks Android, Mattel is selling Weird Barbie, Rob in FL has an Android hack and Barbie, Romaine reviews Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Colliers in TX talks YouTube, Twitch star causes a riot, Romaine tries something new in social media, Pee Wee Herman RIP, William Friedkin has some commentary for you, Romaine encounters spiders, DNR hit the roof, WHAM doc, Heartstopper, Vegas man arrested for murder of roommate, Flip The Strip, Hooker Hotline, Luke in WI talks holiday crate, Ben in Seattle talks Pacific Place, Billy in Philly has good news, woman goes viral in fight over airpods, WTF FL 32 cars found in a lake, Somebody Somewhere, Red White And Royal Blue, DNR read books and watch commercials, Joe Biden and Zoom want you back at the office, and Doris is remembers for what she passed down.

07.25.23 – Six Inches Deep In A Stall

Romaine has a mess of a day, Tyler in NorCal corrects the record, DNR deal with a typo, FL water reaches 100, Tyler in NorCal double dips on FL steakhouse, Santa Monica bluffs fissure opens up, NC roller coasters separates from support beam, Richie in NV talks NJ construction, Derek visits a train station, Manhattan is sinking, Last Call doc, Mattel launching adventure park in Phoenix, Ariana Grande sleeping with SpongeBob, Cher launches her own gelato and Snoop Dogg has his own ice cream, Hooker Hotline, Big Peter talks Barbie, Nathan in CO talks Barbie, Oppenheimer has flag and nudity issues, Jayson talks Hocus Pocus, Barbie is in 3D in Dubai, Disneyland Paris adds a drone show, Carlee Russell apologies,ChatGPT is getting dumber, and Nathan in CO talks AI.

07.21.23 -Barb Heimer

Fridonnay kicks off with a German Critter Chat, Derek reviews his #TBT, Romaine gets a rude awakening, And Just Like That, heatwaves bad for EV battery life, Derek talks Mind Your Business and Jeff in PS has thoughts, Billy in Philly talks Powerball and Britney, Clooney and cats, WTF FL slavery had benefits and Desantis wants to sue over Bud Light, Jason Aldean backlash, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks sleep issues, Dan talks nurses and real estate, Sir Laughs A Lot talks nuclear power, Bryan talks Oppenheimer, Barbie breaks records, Trey in LA talks Barbie, Lana Del Rey working at a Waffle House, and Last Call ends the show.

05.12.23 – Hide The Pickle

Derek talks to young people, WTF FL hot nuggets are winners, Romaine fights over a pickle, Dolly Parton hosts the ACM Awards, Ilde from AZ talks country awards, Trucker Bobby has a move update, Jamie Foxx update, Tom Terrific talks Jamie Foxx, Bo Jackson knows hiccups, Billy in Philly talks Jamie Foxx, mothers day plans, child labor drama, LaundroMatt talks child labor, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on NYC, Rowdy in NY talks recipes, Doug in CT talks haunted houses, Nathan in St Louis talks foxes, Rob in FL talks Jeopardy, Britney Spears spends big bucks on her lawyer, Twitter is getting a new CEO, Kitty talks Tucker Carlson, Arbys has a meaty discovery, LA family cashes in some Hurricane Katrina bonds, and Last Call ends the show.