Hot mess Friday, Derek deals with meal boxes, Mamdani tax on hold, Luigi Mangione pleads guilty, billionaires are miserable, Chaz in La talks Troye Sivan, Kenny in CA talks Mexico adventure, Gary in CT talks gay siblings, Hooker Hotline, Scott in NJ talks JK Rowling, Selena Gomez sued for fraud, Romaine heads to trivia, and Last Call.
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07.23.26 – Sweet Nineteen
TX gets an egg recall, Romie having a sweet birthday, Katie in Nashville talks Romie, Ilde from AZ talks Romie, Bob in WI talks Romie, Tom Terrific talks Romie, friend group drama, Love Island Bryce gets an agent, Angela is right about Jason on Big Brother, Happy Jack talks Michael Lucas, Matt in Philly talks Michael Lucas, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene talks Cats on Broadway, Bob in Philly talks Broadway, Jeremy talks Cookie Jar, Derek solves a DNA mystery, Elon Musk to remake the Odyssey, and SpaceX stock is down.
07.09.25 – Bisexual Hot Dog
Jurassic World Rebirth, corn dog dip, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Jurassic World, Ric in El Paso is DFA at Derek, Jeff in Palm Springs talks TSA and The Ultimatum, Jaws back in theaters this summer, Pie Pants gets paid, Sir Laughs A Lot double dips on phones, jesse talks Pie Pants, Disney almost partnered with Disney, Olympo, Rihanna has first album in eight years, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly has an accident update, Rob in FL talks Global Entry, White Lotus feedback, gaming ads and AI boyfriends, Romaine deals with spam, Grok melts down on X, Bobby Rail update, Tiger King update, UT man leaves phone at hospital, Diddy sentencing in October, royal family update, The Gilded Age, Critter Chat elephant kills two on walking safari, UK gay penguins raise a chick together and Rowdy talks elephants.
07.08.25 – An Old Slice Of Cake
Podcast Awards, Jeff in Palm Springs talks awards and DFA, Alice in NYC talks party planning, Derek fights at a roundabout, Elon Musk obsessed with the Epstein files, Jesse in Sacramento talks Alaska hiker and Loot, TSA says leave your shoes on, Hooker Hotline, Brent in Austin talks blue bubble and music, bisexual Norwegian royal, Billy in Philly has an accident, MamdaniTimes.com, UK man to eat 78 year old cake, WTF Florida man says his laptop is a bomb and man strips naked on plane, Superman is certified fresh, Old Guard 2, Rowdy in NY and Sir Laughs A Lot talks Old Guard, Derek won’t cook, Billy in Philly drops a call, Romie won’t leave, Frank in Denver talks Romie, and TN woman loses her hat.
01.21.25 – Le Justice
Carrie Underwood and Billy Ray Cyrus have technical difficulties, Derek tries to pull it together, Matt in Philly talks Rudy Giuliani, Oscar noms this Thursday, Tom Terrific talks The Brutalist and Carrie Underwood, Billy in Philly talks Elon Musk, Joker 2 and Madame Web compete for Razzies, Kraven The Hunter, Colliers in TX talks The Eternals, Traitors US, Romaine gets into Engine AI robots, Sir Laughs A Lot talks robots, accounting AI sends out wrong information, update on aI Brad Pitt, and Drew Barrymore hits up the apps.
09.24.24- B+ Lover
DNR miss your calls, CarPlay coming soon, Menendez brothers, Nathan in CO talks Menendaz case and Baby Reindeer, Tom Terrific talks Ryan Murphy, Diddy has a famous cellmate, Armando in Miami talks Susan Hayward, Romaine gets adjusted, Madonna made Jenny Shimizu feel like a hooker, Martha Stewart calls her own documentary lazy, The View has a new home, Tyler in NorCal talks 9-11, Beau in LA talks Cards Against Humanity, Big Brother, Nathan in CO talks Big Brother, lost girl found by drone, boy kidnapped in 1951 is found, and Billy in Philly talks kidnapped kids.
08.20.24- Lend A Hand
DNC first night, Rob in FL talks DNC, Alice in NYC talks DNC, Happy Jack talks Jasmine Crockett, Dee Warner found in propane tank, Pie Pants stirs up trouble, Romaine has a car update, Trey in LA talks car, Tom Terrific does car talk, SS United States must vacate, Elon Musk may have to sell Twitter, Hooker Hotline, Tim Tom talks brakes and watch lists, Nathan in St Louis talks dating, Big Brother, Alicia Silverstone eats a strange fruit, Olympic cyclist dies in her apartment, woman use ChatGPT in dating, and DNR talk kale.
08.13.24- A Semi At A Strip Club
DNR harassed by early text messages, Matthew Camp is lost and found, Romaine hits the brakes, Derek goes to the Max, Kathryn in AZ gets stolen, Deep Live Cam can steal your face, WTF FL Sarasota mom runs over her daughter, guy has a semi at a strip club, Eric in NM talks brakes and porn hub, Pensacola may turn the United States into a reef, Romaine’s police chief retiring, Hooker Hotline, Billy In Philly triple dips on storage units, Matt in Philly talks faucet install, Brent in Austin talks diet plan, Julia in CA talks Deadpool, Mike in SLC talks Big Brother, George in SF talks Big Brother, Kathryn in AZ talks Big Brother, Romie has a new man, Adam in Atlanta talks siblings, JK Rowling and Elon Musk sued over Algerian boxer, and CT woman is a pet hoarder.
07.23.24 – Biscuit Basin
Romaine glitches out, DNR live their dreams, Biscuit Basin geyser erupts, local Facebook group full of drama, Romaine visited by three teens, Darren in NY talks teens, Delta chaos in Atlanta, California Forever on hold and Trey in LA has thoughts, Hooker Hotline, Chaz in La talks Big Brother, Romaine gets handy, Critter Chat whale sinks boat in New Hampshire, raccoons trash cybertruck, Elon Musk attacks trans daughter and moves out of California, snakes take over YouTube, and Celine Dion and Lady Gaga at Paris Olympics.
03.13.24- How You Dune 2
Hump Day! Tik Tok ban moves forward, Elon Musk drops Don Lemon, Matthew Perry leaves nothing to his non children, Romaine spoils The Traitors US, Derek does Dune, Nathan in CO talks Dune 2, Rowdy in NY talks Dune, Twisters coming soon, Kim’s Convenience, Kate Middleton still missing, Hooker Hotline, jeff in the Bay Area talks callers, Monotone Marc talks Amazing Race, Pie Pants panics, Tom Terrific talks teen drivers, NOLA rats are high, PFAs in sewer sludge used on US farms, Trey In LA talks forever chemicals, and FL clarifies Don’t Say Gay.
07.24.23 – French Laundry
Derek opens a portal, Romaine has a French brunch, DNR attend the tale of Sweeney Todd, Romaine gets a call from Daddy, Pie Pants has a sweet sixteen, Derek gets a crowded train and the worst cheesy tots, Barbie, Nathan in CO talks Barbie, David in Philly talks Barbie, Chaz in La talks Oppenheimer, Happy Jack talks Ann Roth, Tom Terrific talks Oscars, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks Mind Your Business, Eric in Portland talks pizza, Chaz in La talks Will.I.Am, Tony in Vegas talks pizza dough, Rafi calls in from Sweeney Todd, Spencer in ATL timeshifts on Britney Spears, Michael in Nashville talks And Just Like That, Romaine gets into Last Call, Twitter changing to X, Colliers in TX talks Mind Your Business, and Tony Bennett RIP.
05.12.23 – Hide The Pickle
Derek talks to young people, WTF FL hot nuggets are winners, Romaine fights over a pickle, Dolly Parton hosts the ACM Awards, Ilde from AZ talks country awards, Trucker Bobby has a move update, Jamie Foxx update, Tom Terrific talks Jamie Foxx, Bo Jackson knows hiccups, Billy in Philly talks Jamie Foxx, mothers day plans, child labor drama, LaundroMatt talks child labor, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on NYC, Rowdy in NY talks recipes, Doug in CT talks haunted houses, Nathan in St Louis talks foxes, Rob in FL talks Jeopardy, Britney Spears spends big bucks on her lawyer, Twitter is getting a new CEO, Kitty talks Tucker Carlson, Arbys has a meaty discovery, LA family cashes in some Hurricane Katrina bonds, and Last Call ends the show.
05.09.23 – Rockstar
Derek’s mom has a birthday, Trump found liable in E. Jean Carroll case, mammograms at forty, family loses son’s ashes in a stuffed animal, SWAT is uncanceled, Romaine bursts into flames, Ihlde in AZ talks foot play, George Santos indicted, Tucker Carlson relaunching on Twitter, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks lottery, NJ tractors keep catching fire, UT can’t get their porn and woman charged with murdering husband, Pie Pants is cleared, Dolly Parton announces Rockstar, Robert De Niro has seventh child, JD in WVa talks De Niro and Dolly, Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter attends the Kentucky Derby, MTV News canceled, and JD in WVa double dips on MTV.
04.20.23 – Spaced Out
SpaceX explodes, Twitter drops their blue checkmarks, LaundroMatt talks Elon Musk and Romaine, Buzzfeed News shuts down, Kelly and Mark off to a rocky Live start, the Obamas live the dream, Romaine has to dress up, Derek is a Jedi, Stanton in Austin talks party etiquette, LaundroMatt talks costume parties, Jeff in Palm Springs talks DNR anniversary, Rust manslaughter charges dropped, Billy in Philly talks Jon-Erik Hexum, Drag Race All Stars cast announced, Disneyland Pride Nite, Happy Jack talks Disneyland, FL has a scary wake up call, DNR are hitting the road, Twilight being developed as a TV show, and Patricia Cornwell dish.
12.02.22-Half A Star
Elfster dunning notices, Jill tries to connect, gaslighting is the word of the year, Viva Magenta is color of the year, Tony in Vegas talks Amazon Prime, Monotone Marc wants an ugly bowl, Romaine has a litter box issue, Chaz in La talks Twitter and movies, Iris’ mystery snail gives up the ghost, Billy Porter gets a Hollywood star, Kimberly in OH talks stolen babies, LaundroMatt explains how babies are made, FDA may update blood donation rules, Monster In Law feedback about Andrew, Larry in Pasadena has a crate question and a shameless plug, Danny in LA time shifts on square dancing, Derek escapes to Palm Springs, Nathan in CO talks AI photos, Danny double dips on nude dancing, OH homeowner finds a body in his basement, Mara in Mass timeshifts on housing crisis, Billy in Philly talks housing, and Last Call ends the show.
11.11.22- Dirty Things
It’s Veterans Day! Derek’s roommate has moved out, George in SF needs some old shirts, Romaine has a sad vagina, archeologist may have found Cleopatra, space shuttle Challenger pieces have been found, Tyler in NorCal talks Challenger, Jon-Benet Ramsey case being reopened, Roderick in Philly apologizes, inflation eases, Kitty talks Jeopardy, Nathan in CO talks sports, Michael in Nashville time shifts on elections, Marvin in Syracuse talks higher education, Tyler in NorCal talks bitcoin, Trucker Randy talks college, Nathan in CO double dips on tech, Twitter continues to be a mess, Larry in Pasadena time shifts on Andrew, Gallagher RIP, Pete Davidson has nine inches, and Last Call ends the show.
11.07.22- Follow Fewer Whores
Romaine is a hot mess, Hurricane Nicole aims for Florida, Romaine heads to the farm for coffee and chases a cow, Bob’s Burgers decorations get a call to the city, Twitter drama continues, Tony in Vegas talks Twitter, election day is tomorrow, Billy in Philly gets in a fight at a truck stop, Dolly Parton inducted into the Rock Hall Of Fame, Chaz in La talks Hall of Fame, Hooker Hotline, Tesla feedback, Marvin in Syracuse talks Kia Soul, Larry in Pasadena talks Automat, Rowdy talks Automat, Jonathan in Nashville talks pizza pizza and Tesla, Nathan in CO talks Automat, Cher dates a younger man, Derek talks Last Picture Show, Monotone Marc talks They Shoot Horses Don’t They, Klute, Jesse talks DWTS, Bachelorette breaks up, and Aaron Carter RIP,
10.28.22 – Ask Derek Anything Again
Derek celebrates his birthday and clears the air about Chef Brian, DNR clear out all the old stuff, Happy Jack talks Black Adam and Bros, Jerry Lee Lewis RIP, virgin births, Elon Musk takes control of Twitter, Billy in Philly has an AMA, Tony in Vegas has birthday wishes, Madonna huffs poppers, What Is Happening Jayson has a FMK, climate activists throw soup on paintings, Chaz in La talks Lady Bunny, Real Love Boat sent to Paramount Plus, Girls5Eva moves to Netflix, pumpkin carving tips, Martha Stewart could be tasty, Hooker Hotline, a birthday song, Daylight NBC, Eric in Portland has birthday wishes, Romaine has a cow update, Nancy Pelosi’s husband attacked, Billy in Philly talks scary news, woman trapped under couch and Derek wants to rearrange things, Rosie O’Donnell is single again, Still Hookin Tracy talks celebrity siblings and AMA about Bundle Of Joy, A Christmas Story Christmas coming to HBO Max, and Last Call ends the show.
07.12.22 – Penis And Politics
DNR tormented by a gnat, Armie Hammer launches a new career, Iris is jealous of Romaine’s hair and won’t deliver sex, Critter Chat 4,000 beagles need homes, coke coffee, trashy cars, Tyler in NorCal talks bears ripping off tops and his parents, Elon Musk pulls out of Twitter deal, fake news fills a hole, Jan 6 Committee update, Steve talks Nancy Pelosi, Larry in Pasadena talks DreamWorks, Nita talks Lea Michele and Funny Girl, Eddie in Tampa talks genealogy and Snowflake Mountain, Simone Biles gets a coloring book, and Florence Pugh frees her nipples.
07.07.22 – Up Yours Mine And Ours
James Caan RIP, Derek has thoughts on Big Brother, grandma’s gone to heaven, Comey and McCabe get audits, Brittney Griner cops a plea, David talks Colorado, Eric in NM talks guns in bags, Michelle in ATL talks funeral directors, JayBee exposed by his family, Elon Musk has even more kids, Tyler in NorCal talks big families, Kathy in OH talks family, Tony in Vegas talks big families, Billy in Philly gets caught up, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena has a speedy bee story and attic fans and lights, Marvin in Syracuse talks dangerous stairs and the SATs, Jesse in Sacramento talks chair lifts and attic fans, Julie enjoys the crate, Rafi ups our social media, Chaz in La talks Chris Hemsworth, food at the movies and tasty strawberries, Wendy Williams Show disappears from social media, Romaine has concert plans, Michael Jackson songs dropped by streamers, and Donna Ross is not 90.
04.15.22- Buxom Bartender
Good Friday. DNR happy with their new interns, Romaine has a wetness problem, Gary in CT has a hooker problem, buxom bartender gets Iowa state senator threatened, Julia talks legacy and Whoopi Goldberg, Critter Chat AZ man has a deep freeze menagerie, NYC cockroach takes up smoking, avian flu update, George in SF talks birds, the F Word comes to Sesame Street, Tony in Vegas talks Easter treats, Jeff in PS talks Coachella and candy, Happy Jack talks Easter, Tyler in NorCal hates Peeps, Adam in ATL talks Good Friday fish, Billy in Philly gets his candy online, LaundroMatt hates kids and sugar, Hooker Hotline, Gary in CT has dad jokes, Kitty talks sleep recorder and Jeopardy, Christian in Abilene time shifts on moonshine and movie franchises, Rafi time shifts on Mickey Mouse, Nathan in CO talks Elon Musk, Scott in Austin and Happy Jack talk McDonald’s, and Last Call ends the show.
01.19.22 – Neck And Neck
Hump Day retakes, Romaine has a phone crisis and didn’t get enough sleep, Derek has gone off the deep end, Chris in MA talks ancestry mistakes, Dr. Jay thinks Derek is a mess, Jamie Lynn beefs with Tesla, Britney gets her legal on, Secrets Of Playboy, Hooker Hotline, more Dexter talk and American Auto, toilet advice, happiness, Craig in CA monitors our language, Derek gets an inappropriate FB birthday message, Romaine and Iris not on a same sexual page, SCOTUS gets into a mask fight, Queer Eye Legos battle, Prince Andrew in hot water, 5G disrupts airlines, Mars helicopter still flying and Romaine contemplates Tinder.
12.13.21 – Instead of Potatoes
Derek has post office drama, Iris is a wrapping paper Grinch, Sir Laughs A Lot talks And Just Like That, Peloton spoiler alert, Law & Order reboot is coming, Romaine heads to Manhattan during Santacon to see Lady Bunny, Sondheim Playbills stolen, Anne Rice RIP, Bette Nesmith and Liquid Paper, Romaine deep fries a turkey, Romie gets a piercing, Hooker Hotline, David has an incomplete question, Larry in Pasadena talks the Facts Of Life, Billy in Philly moves forward, Ric From The Pig is DFA about smoke detectors, Elon Musk is Time’s Person of the Year, Tyler in NorCal talks Elon Musk and Time, and Disney disappoints with new Star Wars hotel.
04.27.21 -Zipping Sarah
Disneyland is opening, traffic drama, Josh battle, Romaine plays the name game, mean to kids, Glenn Close is a rapping granny, Elon Musk to host SNL, Tim in MI wonders about the world, Scott in Austin talks Glenn Close and The Oscars, SD woman gets squished, NH gender reveal explosion, Billy in Philly talks lesbian relatives, Caitlyn Jenner running, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc does bits, JP in Columbus time shifts on Iris’s family, Miss Angie talks family, Adam from Sissytown comes for Romaine, Travis in CT ready for a Travis challenge, hurricane predictions, DNR overshare to mixed results, Romaine might need to move, Chance in NY talks psychics, WTF FL school doesn’t wasn’t vaccinated teachers, and Critter Chat a racing dog is high,
03.04.21 – A Stress Position To The Moon
Derek has a birthday message and a greenhouse update, Romaine has laundry drama, Space X launch explodes again, moon vacations, UK Love Island coming back, LaudroMatt talks space, Michelle Collins and Bianca del Rio, Romaine loves Gordon Ramsay, George in SF talks family and Paramount Plus, Jeopardy has a cliffhanger, Billy in Philly talks Ninja Storm, Hooker Hotline, more fart snores, Larry in Pasadena talks long gaps between movies, Bridget in AZ has only one nut, Tim in MI talks Suess and genealogy, NYC woman crawls through hole in her mirror, Scott in Austin talks racism, Critter Chat feral cat attacks pilot on a plane, and Iris misses her horse.
09.23.20 – The Word Is Torque
Derek has another video fail, Nitro Romaine is awake by day but asleep too early, breaking Critter Chat from Iris, Tricia Helfer and her boobs, Candace Cameron Bure gets it from all sides, CA ending gas powered cars, Colliers in TX talks electric car doc, Tesla battery announcement, Dom in Seattle talks electric cars, LaudroMatt talks torque, Toyota flying cars, Romaine has the saddest orgasm ever, Chris in MA talks weighty moves in the yard, TeamSteven talks stretching, Tom Terrific raves about living in the city, phone calls on the toilet, Romaine’s mouth gets her in trouble, Hooker Hotline, Mike in SD talks Dollywood, Rachel in Rochester time shifts on gasbaggery, Rick from the Pig calms down, Lizzie Borden song, Russia says they own Venus now, Tyler in NorCal talks colonizing other planets, Romaine becomes an environmentalist, Ben’s Originals replaces Uncle Ben’s, and Cindy McCain endorses Biden.
05.05.20 – Margaritas In Retrograde
DNR are on edge as home life is filled with drama, update on kid driving a car, Derek had to live in a basement, Romaine has cinco de mayo plans, Tom Cruise in space, Elon Musk has a baby, Discovery Island gets a camper, woodpeckers vex Romaine, Kurt Loder has a birthday, Romaine gets a new yard toy, Derek gets a letter, Iris drops by the show for Cinco de Mayo, Dan in Atlanta talks Carole Baskin, Romaine considers what might have been, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly deals with hot stuff, UK professor caught cheating, WTF woman busted for being busty, DNR discuss yard sales, Chad in LA wants celebrity dish, Ellen gets more bad news, and Wendys runs out of beef.
03.05.20 -Not A Schock
DNR get some thoughtful gifts and some hate mail, Tony in Vegas talks cruises, Barbara Please says know the rules, Tyler in NorCal had a great first time, Aaron Schock comes out, TeamSephen talks Schock, Miss Staten Island banned by St. Patrick’s Day parade, Romaine’s therapist plays favorites, Work In Progress and Riverdale, DNR are not fun, Hooker Hotline, Grant has oil change drama, Julie in NC is accident prone, Jonathan is going under the knife, Tyler in NorCal drunk dials about the cruise, Dom in Seattle believes in public shaming, Leann is worried about bottled water, the impact of Amazon ordering, George in SF talks recycled boxes and listener genealogy, Dom in Seattle talks Amazon shipping, Happy Jack talks boxes and Ross Matthews, Voyager 2 can’t call home, and Romaine is worried about an asteroid.