08.20.26- Too Hot To Live Here

Derek has a hot neighbor update, Seth Rudetsky and Bruce Vilanch get scammed, Goose founder stepping down, Happy Jack talks scams, Romaine gets a quilt, NY Times profiles matchmakers, Natalie Harp, Tom Terrific talks Jon Ossoff, Billy in Philly talks Jon Ossoff, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Harry and Meghan, Ilde in AZ talkjs Meghan Markle and cousins, Tim from MI talks schools, Steven in Denver talks Six, Brian in IL talks surrogates, NorCal Brandon talks Alex Alpert, Kathy Griffin sad about Rosie O’Donnell, Tim in MI talks Derek lookalike and Mickey Mouse is transitioning.

01.13.26 – Take It Yank It

Nathan in CO talks The Traitors, Milltown NJ can’t get a new groundhog, kids fight at hockey game, Derek gets lamp feedback, Tony in Vegas talks thrift stores, McDonalds sued over the McRib, Trey in LA talks McRib, Timothy Busfield turns himself in, Bob in WI talks Timothy Busfield, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Kathy Griffin and The Housemaid, Luigi Mangione evidence getting reviewed, Romaine deals with local politics and lesbians, Altadena bear update, St Louis has monkeys on the loose, Derek gets baking, Sprinkles cupcakes shut down, Crumbl doing donuts, and Rosie thinks she will get kicked off Tik Tok.

01.08.26- Oh Straps!

Romaine gets a throwback photo, Adam in ATL talks Romaine, Iris birthday, HULU Golden Girls documentary, Orphan Black, new shows starting, Romaine is a prisoner in her new place, Nick Reiner update, Harvey Weinstein has a new trial coming up, Martha Stewart does dry January, Derek has dreams, Eric in CA talks drink machine, Derek has a hot cocoa fail, Bob in WI talks milk, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Stranger Things, Rich in Encinitas talks china, David talks Heated Rivalry, Eric in Portland checks in, Andy Cohen may be out at CNN, Kathy Griffin turns things around, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Anne Hathaway, Tom Terrific talks Kathy Griffin, and Tyra Sanchez wants to sue.

08.12.25 – Boyfriend Hair

Derek has a lottery fail, Romie clears out as realtor drops by, Sir Laughs A Lot talks contracts, Taylor Swift to join Kelce podcast, The Gilded Age, Seville Macarena statue altered, Kathy Griffin gets a new facelift, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL talks The Gilded Age, Brent in Austin talks The Gilded Age and AOL, ChatCPT changes its personality, Sir Laughs A Lot talks AI, Vikings add male cheerleaders, NFL bans smelling salts, and Hall &Pates settle dispute.

01.02.24 – Remember The Girls

Derek has a country NYE and Romaine gets competitive, Rob in FL talks Paul Anka, Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper get messy, Nathan in CO talks Paul Anka and Streamboat Willie, Tony Tony Tony talks NYE coverage on TCM, Tom Terrific talks Paul Anka, Remember The Girls gays go viral, Romaine has a tight connection and a family Christmas adventure, Derek gets too many cookies, Marc in MN shares what he misses, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Home Alone economics and The Gilded Age, Bob in Philly talks San Francisco, Christian in Abilene talks Elfster, Monotone Marc double dips on Spike Lee, Julia in CA talks Olathe KS, Trey in LA talks golden tickets, Brian in Columbus has a bible reading, Chinese exchange student is cyberkidnapped, Brian in Columbus explains his bible story, Zach Wahls having a baby, Parvati and Mae Martin dating, Kathy Griffin divorcing, Jan e Fonda work out tape memories, and Romaine has a custom gift for her family.

11.17.22 – Meat Log

 

Christmas is coming and Andrew hates it, Romaine’s roomba is full, hot guy has the wrong job, Romaine considering a divorce, Nancy Pelosi steps down, Nathan in CO talks Mike Pence, Ticketmaster suspends Taylor swift ticket sales, Nathan in CO talks Ticketmaster, Funny Girl gets a new cast album, Jeff in PS talks Rihanna and school trips, Tyler in NorCal talks Taylor Swift, Hooker Hotline, Mike in SD time shifts on mink, Jesse talks Dancing With The Stars, Monotone Marc talks DWTS, Chaz in La talks Kathy Griffin, Brian in CA time shifts Madonna, Chris Evans, CNN goes sober for NYE, White Lotus, and OH woman in dramatic dispute.

08.23.22 -Camel No

People are ready to travel, Derek casts a vote, train danger, Romaine is filled with rage, laughing gas the hot trend in labor, doppelgängers share a lot of genes, Critter Chat woman rescued from bear attack by her dog, Dennis Rodman wants to rescue Brittney Griner, Ukraine update, US companies reshore 350,000 jobs this year, Romaine’s niece gets an honor, Rowdy gets a new job and Starflight, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene heads to jury duty, Roderick in Philly talks elections and famous lesbians, Happy Jack talks robocalls, Tyler in NorCal talks Wisconsin, Ben in Seattle talks secret DNR hater and Derek’s mom, Marvin in Syracuse talks lottery tickets and french fries, labiaplasty on the rise, Survivor Sucks Dan talks Focus Group ideas and kids in trouble, Kathy Griffin crowd sources her cancer diagnosis, and Gwyneth Paltrow joins Shark Tank.

08.02.21 – The Fox And The Hounded

derek meets a corgi, Romaine falls flat, scary real estate listing, Romaine encounters a mask hole, Billy in Philly has many thoughts, Kathy in OH talks dog treats and Delta, Formula One driver Sebastian Vettel in hot water over Same Love shirt, Matt Damon retires the F word, Critter Chat Romaine deals with the fox and her hound, Tom Daley knits a jumper, WTF FL woman finds python in bathroom sink, Romaine dreams of Derek, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene talks Olympic surfing, Gael challenges Romaine, Jesse is down on Love Island, Timothy Timeshifter talks Frank Decaro, Bianca del Rio and home prices, Queen Elizabeth trolls tourists at Balmoral, Ric From The Pig talks London and the Queen, Kathy Griffin has lung cancer, and Colin Jost working on new TMNT movie,

05.05.20 – Margaritas In Retrograde

DNR are on edge as home life is filled with drama, update on kid driving a car, Derek had to live in a basement, Romaine has cinco de mayo plans, Tom Cruise in space, Elon Musk has a baby, Discovery Island gets a camper, woodpeckers vex Romaine, Kurt Loder has a birthday, Romaine gets a new yard toy, Derek gets a letter, Iris drops by the show for Cinco de Mayo, Dan in Atlanta talks Carole Baskin, Romaine considers what might have been, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly deals with hot stuff, UK professor caught cheating, WTF woman busted for being busty, DNR discuss yard sales, Chad in LA wants celebrity dish, Ellen gets more bad news, and Wendys runs out of beef.

03.18.20 – Governor Neck Down

DNR are upbeat, Jesse time shifts on being a trucker, listeners want Derek to provide stock tips, George in SF talks Supergirl, Derek gets a marriage proposal, Kathy Griffin’s mother RIP, Stanton in Austin is concerned about getting laid and working from home, the Cuomos fight on CNN, Tom Terrific is down for Cuomo, DNR have phone drama, Billy in Philly talks hot Cuomos and getting money, Craig in California talks Max Brooks, Jeff in Palm Springs talks booming chat room and Schitt’s Creek, TV shows end production, Sir Laughs A Lot talks family time and Outbreak, Derek gets medical about clinical trials, Hooker Hotline, Jen in LA recommends a 90 Day Fiance spinoff, mail order brides, Marc in MN has been gambling, Still Hookin Tracy is not enjoying confinement, #TeamStephen talks router bandwidth, Anne Steele live concert review, Ellen’s puzzle is too big, earthquake hits the Mormons, Jeff in Palm Springs planning a live chat room event with Drag Race Friday, dragging out during confinement, George in SF talks cord cutting with PHILO, and Jeff launches a 5/8 club.