Derek has a hot neighbor update, Seth Rudetsky and Bruce Vilanch get scammed, Goose founder stepping down, Happy Jack talks scams, Romaine gets a quilt, NY Times profiles matchmakers, Natalie Harp, Tom Terrific talks Jon Ossoff, Billy in Philly talks Jon Ossoff, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Harry and Meghan, Ilde in AZ talkjs Meghan Markle and cousins, Tim from MI talks schools, Steven in Denver talks Six, Brian in IL talks surrogates, NorCal Brandon talks Alex Alpert, Kathy Griffin sad about Rosie O’Donnell, Tim in MI talks Derek lookalike and Mickey Mouse is transitioning.
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07.07.26- On The Brink Of Collapse
Newport Beach party, NYC building about to collapse, Bob in WI talks water tower, Derek heading to Broadway, Atlantis gets banned by Turkey, CVS recalls wipes, Derek deals with pain and sleep, Hooker Hotline, Steven in Denver talks fireworks and furries, Romaine gets solicited, Tony in Vegas talks bingo, James in San Diego talks Madonna, Doug in CT talks fireworks, Waymo drives through fireworks, Matt in Philly talks Taylor Swift, Graham Norton attended, Taylor Swift wins lawsuit. Prince Harry loses case with Daily Mail, and Meghan Markle stays home.
06.19.26- Beep Boop Beep Boop
New DNRcast app coming, Derek thwarted by DNR 5×5, Romaine has a health update, DNR weekend plans, lesbian divorce rates are high, where kids play, Henry Cavill goes viral, Garrett Morris upstages by his penis, Erma Bombeck wisdom, James Burrows RIP, Ohio drops the DubBot robot from patrol, Jesse in Sacramento talks fried apple pie, Hooker Hotline, Alice in NYC talks Knicks and Liberty, Luis in TX talks government offices and NJ transit, Rick from the Pig talks coffee, Jeff in NorCal talks kindness, Dan in Orlando talk nicknames and fried apple pie, Jeff in Palm Springs talks apple pies and Walt Disney World, Toy Story 5 opening big, Tom Holland and Zendaya are married, Harry and Meghan get a royal residence, NYC horse carriage drama,
03.17.26- Black Bins! Black Bins!
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Critter Chat: Romaine has a fright in her garage, Eric in NM talks scorpions, Nita in FL talks scorpions, Adam in ATL talks snakes, Happy Jack talks scorpions, OH has a meteor, bed bugs run amok for spring break, Rowdy in NY talks scorpions, Chicago sets a record on Broadway, Tom Terrific talks Chicago, Ashley Judd calls out Kiss The Girls, Hooker Hotline, Dan in PA talks Traitors UK, Harry and Meghan Netflix deal sours, HULU not moving forward with Buffy reboot, Peggy Sue Got Married changes the past and Romaine is still afraid of scorpions.
09.17.25- Ham On Ham Breakfast
Derek explains a joke, Tesla body update, kids in a storage unit, Tony in Vegas talks storage units, and Charlie Kirk, Andrew in Columbus talks Charlie Kirk, Billy in Philly talks Charlie Kirk, NYC not getting a casino, Jerry leaves Ben and Jerry, Romaine orders a bagel, Hooker Hotline, double butt dial, What Is Happening Jayson talks Apollo bagels, Steven in Denver talks Tea Leoni, , Bob in Philly talks building heights, Rowdy in NY talks food, Chaz in La talks hurricanes and Lady Gaga, Matt in Philly talks queer explanations, Harry and Meghan may be broke, Melania wears a big hat, Dancing With The Stars returns, and UK doctor has sex during surgery.
09.10.25 – Etsy Witches
Johnny Cankles lunch,, moving is expensive, Charlie Kirk shot in Utah, Jezebel hires witches, Tesla torso has tattoo on finger, Chaz in La talks civil war, Billy in Philly talks Charlie Kirk, Chaz in La talks being a hater, WI kayaker gets sentenced, Tom Terrific talks Billy in Philly, Hooker Hotline, Rick from the Pig talks rent checks, Jonathan in Nashville talks Project Runway, Big Peter talks Disney sing-a-longs, Bob in Philly talks American Life and Traitors, Chaz in La timeshifts on VMAs, Matt in Philly talks Philly Karen, Nita talks rent check, Romaine gets a crazy wake up call, Ollie North and Fawn Hall get married, and King Charles and Prince Harry have tea.
09.05.25 -Twinducken
Kate Middleton changes her hair, Duchess of Kent dies, Harry and Charles try to reconcile, Pam Anderson doesn’t do stunts, Billy in Philly talks hot guys, Mississippi man finds dead body on lawn, Good Hang with Judge Judy, Derek had a dangerous children, Hooker Hotline, twinducken, Skip in LA talks Hollywood Bowl, Big Brother, Charlie Sheen and Last Call ends the week.
01.22.25 – Be Gay Do Crimes
Hump Day! Netflix raising prices again, Chaz in La talks snow and Obama marriage, snow in the south, new nasal spray antidepressant, NYC has fake Botox, Meghan Markle shopped divorce book, Ilde in AZ talks royals, Prince Harry wins against the tabloids, Hooker Hotline, Ben in Seattle talks Dunkin Donuts, Derek’s town mad about trash, DNR have new interns coming, Stargate AI, and Taylor Zakhar Perez new Lacoste brand ambassador.
02.07.24 – Choked By Jacob Elordi
Hump Day! Derek gets his chili on, Jacob Elordi turns on the gays, DNR plan meals, Hong Kong company sends $26 million to scammers after a zoom, Colliers in TX talks business fraud, Kenny in CA talks deep fakes, Tom Terrific talks deep fake calls and Cole Escola, Tyne Daly is hospitalized, David talks Doubt, Tom Terrific double dips on Amy Ryan, Jussie Smollett makes double jeopardy claim, social media just discovered Alexander the Great was gay and Tracy Chapman wrote Fast Car, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly sings about DNR, Ben in Seattle talks Joni Mitchell, Monotone Marc talks catchphrases, Julia in CA talks free codes, Prince Harry makes quick trip to UK, Iris might hire a detective, Holly Marie Combs takes on Alyssa Milano, Whoopi asks Sheryl Lee Ralph to be in Sister Act 3 and Last Call ends with show.
06.08.23 – Jesse Is A Lez
Smoke Day Two, Pat Robertson RIP, NYC lemonade stand robbed, Ketanji Brown Jackson gets flowers from Oprah, Billy in Philly talks good trouble, Central Park Karen loses her appeal, Hooker Hotline, Still Hookin Tracy talks Arrested Development, Critter Chat crocodile has a virgin birth, Romaine spots a dinosaur, Bali elephant breaks woman’s arm, Jack Daniels wins against dog toy, Brian in Columbus talks Jack Daniels, Jenna Jameson gets married, Pete Davidson regrets his ferry purchase, woman has panic attack on Splash Mountain, Prince Harry in UK hacking trial, and Julia in Union City talks soda sobriety.
06.02.23 – Meat Retreat
DNR deal with a homo hater, Romaine sizzles, NOAA predicts average hurricane season, Jeopardy Masters, Nathan in CO talks Positano, Jack Links offers a Meat Retreat, Taylor Swift fans in Depends, Stewart in Rochester talks Drag Me To Dinner and internship program, Chaz in La talks Spider Man, Mission Impossible squeezed by Oppenheimer, Rock buries the hatchet with Vin Diesel, Ultimatum finale coming up, MLB has pride for 24 hours, Kim Cattrall celebrates the gays with her cameo, Memphis Pride works around TN laws, Derek makes change, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly is off the ledge, Monotone Marc talks power of reviews, Rob in FL talks 80s TV favorites, Jeff in Palm Springs wants more Adam Sank, Utah bans the Bible in middle schools and is most closeted state, Tony in Vegas talks book bans, Utah celebrates pride month without gay people, Happy Jack talks Chick-Fil-A, Heritage Foundation wants Prince Harry’s VISA revoked, Derek talks about the wrong Flash and Last Call ends the week.
05.05.23- Chris Pratt Sex Doll
Cinco de Mayo. Romaine family drama, Derek has a freaky Friday, Chris Pratt sex doll, old square asses, UK coronation gets a surprise visit a lawn penis and a prince flying coach, fantasy Celebrity friends, Billy in Philly talks unethical behavior, Clarence Thomas update, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA has an early memory, Jennifer Lopez walks behind Ben Affleck, Jeff in Bay Area talks Nicolas Cage, Larry in Pasadena talks Daisy Ridley and the WGA strike, Derek’s TV writing dream, important Hooker call, Kentucky Derby, Romaine packs it in, El Nino is coming, and Last Call ends the week.
04.17.22- The French Mistake
DNR are headed to a triangle of happiness, Critter Chat Romaine has animal drama, NYC man finds a rat in his apartment, Tiki the parrot plays peek a boo, Jamie Foxx still hospitalized, Blazing Saddles, Netflix Love Is Blind live reunion fail, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Cocaine Bear, Ilde in AZ time shifts on Matthew McConaughey, Craig in CA talks anniversary and Netflix, The Night Agent, The Fall, The Equalizer, Craig in Switzerland has DNR memories, Marvin in Syracuse has DNR memories, Ron Desantis threatens to build a prison next to WDW, Bud Light protest hits close to home, Prince Harry engages in peace talks, Timothy Timeshifters is late with his memories, and the balcony is closed.
04.12.23- Projectile Pickle In Her Pants
Hump Day! Ric from El Paso talks young love and Whats App chat, Katie talks farts, Romaine triangle of disappointment, Nathan in CO talks burlesque, Romaine sees the eye doctor, George in SF talks glasses, JD in WVa talks glasses, Tony in Vegas also wears glasses, Phillies game devolves into a food fight, Broadway has another huge week, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Romaine threatened by a fire, Arnold Schwarzenegger fills a pot hole, Hooker Hotline, Timothy Timeshifter talks Meryl Streep, Julia in CA talks junior high and Kentucky, Billy in Philly talks train lady, Michael in Nashville time shifts on the studio move, LGBT youth habits, Jesse in Sacramento talks WhatsApp, Prince Harry is visiting UK solo, Trucker Bobby is feeling good, Franklin TN wants to ban pride, Tupperware in financial trouble, JD in WVa talks Tupperware, flour sifter care, Sarah Paulson funded Pedro Pascal’s early career, Rick from the Pig talks Ann Miller, Larry in Pasadena talks Six, Hong Chau goes grey on The Night Agent, and Friday is gonna be hot.
03.30.23 – Ask Romaine Anything
MLB opening day, Trucker Bobby talks old pillows and drag shows, Ric in El Paso has birthday wishes and Wendy the cow, Derek’s mom talks pillows, Julia in Union City time sifts on competency tests, Dr. Jay has a theory, Derek might be right about Romaine’s birthday, Ilde in AZ talks Twitch and gifts, Nile Rodgers gets turned down at the door, Mark asks Romaine anything, Kathryn in AZ and Tony in Vegas have birthday wishes, Donald Trump indicted, 2022 Lake Mead body identified, Hart’s Island opening to visitors, Nathan in CO asks about unclaimed money, Billy in Philly has birthday wishes, RuPaul builds a bear, Trey in LA has questions, Jesse in Sacramento talks music, Rob in FL talks Jeopardy and sperm, Romaine works on her car, Derek talks local crime, Flatiron Building sale in trouble and listeners have thoughts, Dan in Orlando talks phones and Disney, What Is Happening Jayson talks Paltrow trial, 23 Skidoo, Tyler in NorCal talks Paltrow case, King Charles greeted by Burger King fans, Happy Jack has happy wishes and talks royals, and Last Call ends the show.
03.15.23 – The Butt Wiggle
Derek has a coffee disaster, Romaine has trouble sleeping, Sabin has a new home, Harry and Meghan updates, Tom Terrific talks Real Housewives, Romie wants a favor, Yellowjackets wolf attack fail, Mandalorian is back, WTF FL Hyatt loses liquor license over A Drag Queen Christmas, Jesse in Sacramento didn’t miss DNR, Julia in Union City talks Virgin adventure, Dr. Jay speaks jive, Chris in Mass talks cheating, Australian couple double their lottery winnings, Hooker Hotline, marvin in Syracuse talks Oscar dresses and Dots, Doug in CT talks shopping, Nita talks Amanda Flaps, Nathan in CO talks Traitors Australia, Big Peter talks Disney and Matlock, Billy in Philly has his load rejected, DNR talks Jack Nicholson, Romaine breaks a toilet, Travis in CT talks toilets, Whoopi has to apologize, LaundroMatt talks grandfathered, DNR talk water and Tyler in NorCal has thoughts, and Mexican cartel kidnaps four Americans.
01.09.23- Scratch And Dent
Derek is back, Romaine was stressed by her family, Iris backs that ass up, Megan Fox opens her DMs to find a girlfriend, Derek had an incredible cruise, Tony in Vegas is excited, Sabin and the aliens are here, Romaine takes the cake, Barbara Walters is missing, Pope Benedict gets an open casket, Kathryn in AZ talks open caskets, JD talks funerals, Lugoff SC and homeless GoFundMe scam updates, Chaz in La talks Bette Davis, Le Petite Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Pressure Cooker, Derek encounters Andy Cohen, Adam in ATL talks Patterson family players, Bed Bath and Beyond is in trouble, Billy in Philly talks Avatar and Kevin McCarthy, 6 year old shoots a teacher, Damar Hamlin is out of the hospital, Prince Harry talking Spare, Derek interested in Queen Mary, and A Strange Loop gets a surprise substitute.
09.16.22 – Two Buck Chuck
Queen Elizabeth has a long line including David Beckham, Prince Harry in uniform, Matt Smith is granddad, Fred Franzia RIP, Oklahoma semi crash, Ducky Doolittle has big news, Tom Terrific talks geothermal, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on Papa Johns temperatures, Julia in Union City talks economic literacy, Ben in Seattle talks Derek being alone, Derek’s mom calls in with a correction and a story, Jesse in Sacramento talks website issue, Chaz in La talks Life 360, Rosie is not friends with Ellen, Anne Heche estate battle, Billy in Philly talks royal resources, Queen’s guard faints, man in India puts something up his ass, and last call ends the show.
09.10.21- Zebras Run Free
Listeners impressed Intern Rafi, Romaine is a bad wife, Lil Has X is pregnant, ABBA debuts at #1, Derek has a dad joke, Kate Walsh returning to Grey’s Anatomy, Romaine prepares her yard sale, Cameo’s biggest star is Kevin from The Office, Critter Chat Congresswoman denies helping zebras escape, Cesar Milan sued over Queen Latifah’s dog, Prince Harry wants Lilibet baptized at Windsor Palace, 9/11 Broadway video, last chance to vote, Florentine Gardens memories, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly needs to focus, Larry in Pasadena has a math problem, Ric From The Pig is excited for Dollywood, George talks Dollywood and a wild turkey, Big Brother chatter, Josh in Tampa talks Q Force, Romaine digs into Nine Perfect Strangers, Sirhan Sirhan up for parole, and Last Call ends the show.
07.02.21 – What A Blast
DNR boost Fiona, Romaine has a typo, Prince Harry unveiling Romaine lezzes out with Iris, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Phenomenon and being Catholic, Sha’Carri Richardson gets a 30 day ban for pot, Nathan in CO goes to pot and Boy Scouts, Billy in Philly time loop, Billy in Philly talks marijuana, Behnd The Music returning, US passports to get a third gender, Hurricane Elsa headed for Florida, Hooker Hotline, Gael talks salmon, Travis talks LA fireworks explosion, Samuel L. Jackson’s favorite movies, Lytton sets a record and burns down, Critter Chat dryer surprise, Jesse talks midyear, WalMart deer, Chris Hansen arrest warrant, Trump indictment update, Jolt coming to Amazon Prime, The Good Fight, Kill Bill 3?, and Last Call ends the week.
06.07.21 -Sword Fight
Derek has body by junk food, Romaine works it out, Harry and Meghan welcome new daughter, Springsteen on Broadway returns on June 26th, Ciccone’s celebrate dad’s 90th birthday, Romaine reviews Keith Haring doc, Jesse feels his Monday, Billy in Philly talks Madonna and baby names, Patterson family sword fight, Billy in Philly double dips, Sir Laughs A Lot talks family heirlooms, Hooker Hotline, Sherri in TX time shifts on UFOs, Christian in Abilene rants about popcorn, Derek talks Sheridan Pride, Chris in Mass talks WTF FL shark tooth, Larry in Pasadena FMK Hollywood Chrises, Ivan from WI time shifts on trucker shortage, WTF FL woman trashes an Outback, TX woman goes undercover at her daughter’s middle school, Chaz in La talks undercover mom and NYC teens, NYC plaNNING Central Park concert, Sinead O’Connor retiring, Marc in MN checks in, TX bakery gets a happy ending, and hard seltzer is surpassing wine.
04.09.21 – Rub That Cooter Senorita
Romaine fulfills for us, Prince Philip RIP, The Crown, Billy in Philly talks royal family, Harry and Meghan get a crazy stalker, DNR find a ghost hunter, Kamala moves in, Romaine hits the road, Chaz in La talks NYC, #TeamSteven talks NYC tourism, Romemes, George in SF talks family, Hooker Hotline, Jen in LA time shifts on critters, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drag Race, Tom Terrific talks NYC visitor tips, Tiger Woods feedback, Michael talks marijuana, Jason from Reno talks strippers, Kitty has some feedback, Marc in MN has a message for Billy, Critter Chat cat rescued from chimney, bald eagles poisoned, Pittsburgh terrorized by snake, Prince releasing new album, and Last Call ends the show.
03.09.21 -Wyoming Is Dynamite
Derek has a wasp, Wyoming is dynamite, NJ man hidden in the snow, SF man disappears into crawl space, MI teen blows himself up, Piers Morgan walks off, Billy in Philly talks royalty, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Snatch Game, Tyler in NorCal talks Piers Morgan, Chris in MA disconnects, Tony in Vegas talks inheritance, Chris in MA talks pot pies Oprah and the movies, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN is worried about the hotline, Tim has an old man questions issue with the hosts, Taxi update, Critter Chat, White House dogs get a time out, sea slugs decapitated, DNA leads woman to FBI most wanted list, Allen vs. Farrow, and Cuomo gets more accusers.
03.08.21 – Pepe Lez Pew
Clarice vs. The Equalizer, Oprah interviews Harry and Meghan, Tony in Vegas talk Santa Barbara, Billy in Philly is mad at the royals, Stanton in Austin is exhausted, Pepe Le Pew canceled, Tom And Jerry, vaccine update, LaudroMatt talks home school, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN gets meta about the hookers, Christian in Abilene talks vaccines, Kitty has some straight talk, the price is wrong, Romaine heads to IKEA and celebrates her soda anniversary, Derek has a recycling mystery, SCOTUS rules for one dollar, George Floyd trial to begin, and Colliers in TX talks bias in policing.
02.15.21 – Romaine For President
DNR are live but get a wellness check, Derek gets emergency cocoa and Romaine picks up some dough, Rick from the Pig talks lab tests, Presidents Day history, Romaine didn’t learn much in school, Chris in Mass talks teachers, Shaun King gets nothing from Larry King’s will, Robert in San Antonio complains about the weather, Billy in Philly talks Nevada vs. Texas, LaundroMatt talks energy, Clubhouse app, Hooker Hotline, George in SF talks WandaVision, Monotone Marc talks wine zoom, Kathy in OH is down for the count, George in SF double dips on niece, Chris Harrison steps aside from The Bachelor, Sir Ari Gold RIP, Harry and Meghan having another baby, NYC subway stabber arrested, What is happening Jayson talks subways, and DNR review Clarice,
08.28.20 – Those Poor Lips
Romaine takes the day off, Rosie defends Ellen, Derek gets scared, Romaine loves punishments, Kathryn in AZ fixes the phone, JB checks in, Jerry Falwell scandal gets more scandalous, final night of GOP convention, Alice Johnson, Chaz in La talks Hurricane Laura, smoking at sea, Iris is trapped, Melania dress is a meme, Ivanka vs.. Melania drama, girl found on a unicorn, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in St. Louis recommends Black is King, speakerphone feedback, Critter Chat, man killed by pet lioness, Romaine has a bear encounter, crocodile tears may help, PSL returns, Jeff in Palm Springs talks PSL, music appreciation, JB makes a coffee order, Sean in KC talks coffee drinks and tech tips, DNR talk rapid tests, Keith Haring still supporting the Gay Center, Diana getting a statue next year, DNR call out Rudy, and Last Call ends the show.
05.01.20 – Cheap And Horrible
Derek is back and dried off, Cinco de Mayo goes touchless, Romaine plans a trip, Roomba Willis, Romaine is a cranky wife and mother, Rob in SoCal talks portable shade bell and kudos for Romaine, Derek gets hopeful, NYC complains about the noise, Anderson Cooper has a baby, Madonna goes for a drive, women and children first, Romaine goes to the store, Derek melts down over mandarins, Danny in LA talks masks, Jeff in Palm Springs shops Disney and drag race, DNR have coffee talk, Tony in Vegas talks pods, chicken needs to cook longer, Hooker Hotline, xtina time shifts on Thursday’s messy show and zoom pilates, Parks and Rec does a special, DNR flashback to Derek’s Thursday accident, Netflix and Chill face-off, The Matrix and Goon, CBS brings back Raiders Of Th Lost Ark, Harry and Meghan have more legal trouble, Billy in Philly has a family update, Colliers in TX pushes back, photogenic kitchen wars, DNR talk social bubbles, Craig in CA talks zoom parties, Alex Jones a viral cannibal, and Last Call ends the week.
02.20.20 -The Blacklist
Derek deep dives into The Magnificent Ambersons and modern politics, Spoiler Alert Romaine dishes on Survivor, forced viewing of Riverdale, Spider-Man might be getting a boyfriend, Glenn in CAN talks Spider-Man, sex at therapy, Tony in Vegas talks #DemDebate, guest Matt Ritter stops by Studio A to talk Bloomberg, his Blacklist script, stolen sunglasses, his comedy album The Forty Year Old Version, Hooker Hotline, Michael in Orlando has an Encore review, JP from Columbus has an Encore review, Dom in Seattle has some love for DNR, Timothy Timeshifter concerned about Marc in MN, Derek questions the need for The Oscars, Colliers in TX talks the Magicians, and Queen wants the Sussexes to drop Royal.
01.20.20 – A Perfectly Cromulent Weekend
DNR were a hot mess, a perfectly cromulent explanation, Romaine’s wild party turns mild, Princess Anne of Boston has a long royal update to get us caught up, Tony in Vegas talks Sex Education and the royals, crazy lady drives into traffic to test her faith, Patterson family shrines, Derek recommends The Two Popes, Matthew has praise for Romaine’s activism, Terminator Dark Fate, new show coming soon, Hooker Hotline, PopTV is too restrictive, Sir Laughs A Lot has cord cutting advice, Jeff in PS has FOMO about Vegas, Tom Terrific talks Schitt’s Creek and Word in Progress, Dovie Dove is wigging out, Dr. Jay talks PopTV app, another surprise announcement, Alaska dentist looks to hover, Derek gets a new doctor, Weinstein wants a change of venue, NYTimes endorses Amy and Liz, Sanders has a comfort rider Paris Hilton is doing a new series, and Pitt and Aniston reconnect at the SAG Awards.
01.17.20 – Touching Another Chicken Titty
Derek is a bad roommate, tacos are squad goals, Derek takes on a chastity expect, AZ HOA wants to kick out an orphan, LaudroMatt deals with HOA rules, Harry and Meghan fire their Frogmore staff, butlers in empty mansions, Jeff in Palm Springs and Jonathan in LA talk Schitt’s Creek, Nathan in CO talks spoilers and suing PornHub, SCOTUS takes up faithless electors, guest Dev Cuny talks banning conversion therapy and Elvis, Hooker Hotline, is Jeff in PS live or Memorex, Sex Education, Craig in CA talks HRC Corporate Equality Index, shade about the Hooker Hotline, Romie gets a 100, nuns who break the rules, Gary in CT talks closed captioning, Jeopardy WOAT, Romaine will be attending a messy party this weekend, and Last Call ends the week.