05.01.26- It Is Friday

Romaine returns to trivia night, TCM Film Festival updates, Ric from the Pig talks TCM, JD in WV talks Hollywood Shuffle, Devil Wears Prada Runway song is fun and popcorn bucket sells out, Death Becomes Her, Hooker Hotline, Rich in CA timeshifts on Bonaire and Survivor 50, Ben in Seattle talks New Month Who Dis?, Christian in Abilene talks DNR 5×5, Bob in Philly talks Madonna, Survivor 50, Tom Terrific talks Survivor, Romaine has hot weekend plans Britney charged with a DUI, and Last Call ends the week.

03.05.26- Corn In A Cup

Romaine feels very attacked, corn in a cup, Kenny in CA talks corn in a cup, Krystal in SD talks corn in a cup, Kristi Noem fired, Chaz in La talks Kristi Noem and Hurricane Bianca, Savannah Guthrie drops by the Today Show, man arrested for three murders in Utah, United changes speaker policy,, Rowdy in NY talks in flight entertainment, Maura gets her Birkin and wants to do Dancing With The Stars, Universe Splitter app, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene talks The Traitors, Jeff in Palm Springs, talks Love Is Blind, Doug in CT timeshifts on lamps, Steven in Denver talks Iris’s cross, Tom Terrific talks lamp shades,, Marvin in Syracuse talks silverware, Billy in Philly catches us up on his drama, Britney Spears arrested, and Pink fills in for Kelly Clarkson,.

02.10.26- Dumpster Fire

Romaine has a housing update, Bob in WI talks housing, Tim in ATL talks housing, Nathan in CO talks Traitors spoilers,, Nancy Guthrie update, Britney Spears sells her catalog, Beau in LA talks Gregg Araki, Hooker Hotline, NorCal Brandon talks New York, Derek getting visitors, Steven in Denver talks Bad Bunny and Palm Royale, Tom Terrific talks Rob Rausch, Bob in Philly talks Super Bowl, Stonewall takes down pride flag, Derek has a dumpster fire, Romaine has a Best Buy fail, Olympics update: loose dog and Bronze medalist confession, and Ghislaine Maxwell pleads the fifth,.

10.24.25- Robin D’Louvre

DNR have connection drama, Derek has a housing update, Louvre robbery update, Tony in Vegas talks memes and Wizard Of Oz at The Sphere, Rowdy in NY talks Threads, SCOTUS reviewing marriage equality, Jeremy has praise for DNR, Disney making the villains seasonal, Jeff in Palm Springs talks pixies, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly double dips on photos of strangers, Jesse in Sacramento has a Gay Problem, Matt in Philly talks Britney Spears, Nita in FL talks service dogs, Craig in CA timeshifts on Hawaii, Sherry from TX talks essential workers., Tom Terrific talks condos and Survivor, and Last Call ends the week.

10.22.25 – Your Divine Wife

DNR struggle with jetlag, Elfster is live, The Abbey gets raided, DNR inconvenienced in the air, Celeste Rivas update, Luigi Mangione beaten in Bangkok, Matt in Philly talks Chess, Keanu Reeves visited by his divine wife, Romaine has a filthy pussy, Romie goes shopping, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks White House ballroom, Tony and Michelle talk Hawaii, Travis Kelce buys into Six Flags, Disneyland Paris adding The Lion King, Louvre robbery update, David Geffen ex drops his lawsuit, and Kevin Federline writes book about Britney.

07.14.25- Build A Creepy Bear

Romaine is sick, Super Girl, Elmo gets hacked, Epstein files, Trump vs Rosie, Harry and Charles warm up, The Gilded Age, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Superman, Jesse in Sacramento talks Superman, Hooker Hotline, Jayson and Dan run into Rafi, DNR talks food, queen of the dumplings, Big Brother is back, Love Island, new interns, Bette Davis Eyes, The Big Dumper, Britney Spears adoption, Ilde in AZ talks pants and Meghan Markle, Julia in CA talks cards, Tea Leoni gets married, and Romaine celebrates her anniversary,

 

11.20.24 – All He Wants Is The Money

Romaine is popular, hot listener has show on Broadway, Tammy Faye is closing, Righteous Gemstones, West Wing, Angelina Jolie steps out with Knox, Miley Cyrus says leave Chappell Roan alone, Jayden reaches out to Britney Spears, Demi Moore and Pamela Anderson could be Oscar nominees, Tom Terrific talks The Substance, Susan Smith denied parole, Indiana cold case solved by tossed cigarette, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA talks hobbies, Katiie talks mono, Michael in Nashville talks Pie Pants Natasha Lyonne and Hole, Darrel from Sun City talks Wicked, Tim near Chicago talks Gladiator, singalong Wicked, Dr. Jay talks Wicked, Nita in FL talks Dreamgirls, Bob in Philly talks Tammy Faye and hobbies, Larry in Pasadena talks eggs, Happy Jack talks tibias and singalongs, Jay Leno injured, Nathan in CO talks falling, Pamela Hayden retiring from The Simpsons, and Johnny Cankles has a request.

10.21.24 – Scooching That Up Her Hooch

Romaine catches fire and deals new trauma, Sunset Blvd opens on Broadway, Alien Romulus, Lover of Men, Darren in NJ talks Lincoln, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks walking and Heartstopper, Billy in Philly talks zesty sauce, Ric in El Paso talks early voting, Jeff ini Palm Springs talks divisive words, Critter Chat DC gets their pandas back, Derek encounters a bird, Billy in Philly talks spices and a gay problem, Tyler in NorCal talks being gay, MT man not mauled by a bear, Britney Spears marries herself, and Liam Payne autopsy is out.

08.02.24- Dave Is Single

Happy Friday! body identified through her dress, Dave Is Single, Britney Spears not selling her house but did sell her memoir, Tyler in NorCal talks Pikachu, Justin Timberlake loses his license, Tropical Storm Debby, Derek gets out his bustle, Romie dyes her hair, Hooker Hotline, Kristie in Nashville talks Katie Ledecky, Romaine is way into the Olympics, Tom Cruise planning big stunt, Kesha dances with a real knife, Sharon Stone gets a black eye, Derek fights AT&T, Brent in Austin talks Max promotion, a crazy Olympics themed commercial, and Last Call ends the week.

06.14.24- Frosennay!

Derek says #HAGS, Romaine on ice, Pope Francis welcomes comedians to the Vatican, Nathan in CO talks frose and Disney, Brats doc on Hulu, Tony in Vegas talks Brat Pack, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Your Honor and trees, Marc in MN talks chat, Derek is mad about his seed project, What Is Happening Jayson talks Columbus Pride, George in SF talks squirrels and deer, Catherine will be at Trooping The Colors, Tori Spelling defended by landlord, Britney Spears on vacation with brother, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA timeshifts on AI, Billy in Philly talks pushing out loads, Chaz in La timeshifts on NYC trip, Chad in Seattle talks Lost and Desperate Housewives, Tom Terrific talks Lost, Tim from Michigan talks Pope Francis, Wells Fargo fires workers for not working, Chad in Seattle talks penny can, Romie Pie Pants heads to the carnival, Panda Express adds Hot Orange Chicken, Oregon nurse replaces IV drugs with tap water, Seattle barista fights off a customer, and Last Call ends the week.

05.09.24 – Unemployed Sex Worker

Romaine has secret confessions, Derek explains Operation Party, Tyler in NorCal talks Subaru and wine, Adam in Atlanta talks Subaru, Romaine has a Mr. Big cat update, Tom Terrific has a pet solution, Derek reigns supreme on Wordle, Miss Teen USA also resigns, Ancestry DNA tests lead to a lot of new families, Rowdy in NY talks gay men, Hooker Hotline, Rich ini Encinitas timeshifts on gifts and Survivor, Rafi talks saloons, Larry in Pasadena talks corn salsa, Fraggle Rock sell out, Boy Scouts rebrand to Scouting America, Belgian sex workers get new rights, and Trump has some wins in court.

05.07.24- Penis Face Cat

Fan Favorite. Derek talks tree mystery, Travis in CT talks Girls5Eva, DNR penis goes viral, Romaine ready to adopt a teen, Equinox has new $40,000 membership, Mark Zuckerberg grows a beard, Adam from Scruffytown pleases Romaine, King Charles too busy to see Prince Harry, Romaine visits the post office, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN is back, Brian in Columbus talks Queer As Folk, Matt in Philly talks Met Gala, Derek headed to a block party, Trey in LA talks cinco de mayo and cereal bars, DNR talk bad food, George in SF talks corn, and Britney Spears says she was gaslit and her BF may be a deadbeat,

04.29.24 – Postcard Full Of Dung

Dollywood tickets coming on 5/6, Romaine dines with listeners and shops for cars, Jonathan in Nashville talks Nissan, Tyler in NorCal talks car dealerships, Vanessa willams has a new beep Legs (Keep Dancing0, Tony in Vegas talks Ford Bronco, Taylor Swift new album is a hit and Travis Kelce gets a raise, Britney Spears settles conservatorship, Happy Jack talks Britney Spears, Christian in Abilene talks Traitors NZ, Survivor 50 will be returning players, Billy in Philly considered about a postcard full of dung, Critter Chat Kristi Noem shoots her own dog, CA town has a bear invasion, Sir Laughs A Lot talks tadpoles and cruises, WA state zebra on the loose, UT cat found at CA Amazon return facility, NC toddler has a monster in her room, and Midtown Jane Doe identified after 20 years and matches to 9/11 victim.

02.02.24- Maybe You Really Are A Monster

Ground Hog Day means six more weeks of DNR, Nathan in CO talks singing skiing and We Are The World, American Nightmare, Capote Vs. The Swans, Wolfgang sells out, Happy Jack talks sketchy neighbors, Romaine discovers Alexander The Great is gay, Tom Terrific talks Cole Escola in Oh Mary, Mary & George, George in SF talks Argylle, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly steps up to help, Stuart in Rochester talks prom, Rob in FL talks Big Easy and Capote Vs. The Swans, Sherry in TX timeshifts on genealogy, Rafi in NYC talks prom, Britney Vs. Justin, Larry David attacks Elmo on the Today Show, and Last Call ends the week.

11.14.23 – Sewer Gas

PA pizza place shuts down, Derek gets recognized, Oreos accused of shrinkflation, Nathan in CO talks food,WDW cracks down on third party tour guides and people keep pooping on rides, Ric from the Pig talks pooping, Tyler in NorCal talks Folsom, Pink passing out banned books in FL, Margot Robbie trying to buy Britney’s memoir, Chaz in La talks Color Purple, Jesse in Sacramento talks biopic casting, Tony in Vegas talks Rachel Maddow and fights in Congress, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Beckham, Eric Adams investigation, Billy in Philly talks Whoopi Goldberg, Tom Terrific talks birds, Critter Chat horse gets loose on plane, CBS announces new TV season but Matlock postponed, Romaine makes dinner, Derek changes his routine, SNL parodies Britney Spears and Troye Sivan, Jenny Hutt heads to Shark Tank, and Barbra Streisand inspires Aerosmith.

11.07.23 – Blood Of Jesus

Guest Thee Suburbia joins DNR to talk Race The Movie The Play, Katy Perry ends Vegas residency and Madonna unfollows Justin Timberlake, Trucker Albert reconnects with family, Romaine reviews Britney’s memoir, DNR cast their votes, Jesse in Sacramento talks Queer Magnolias podcast, DNR fail each other at sea, Hooker Hotline, Matty in Philly says bon jour, George Santos blames Ukraine for his genealogy problems, Trump fraud trial update, Tesla Cybertruck coming soon, Tyler in NorCal talks Cybertruck, Elfster reminder, and Critter Chat scientists have found the head of a starfish.

10.17.23 – Madonna Savings Time

Derek has a cheese problem, Britney memoir drops a dime on Justin Timberlake, Romaine gets into David Beckham, Derek talks the Insurrectionist Next Door, Ric in El Paso talks military, Katie talks military workers, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks copays and weigh on planes, Rob in FL talks Rome weather, Iris stresses out Romaine, EasyJet flight has poop chaos, ZipCar in trouble for renting recalled vehicles, New Mexico woman buys a haunted house, Madonna fined for running late, Alec Baldwin facing new charges for Rust shooting, and Beau in LA talks post production.

09.28.23 – Paralyzed By Pesto

Fan Favorite! Derek says please clap for the GOP debate, Britney Spears gets a welfare check, Nathan in CO talks Britney dance, Romaine has taekwondo sticker shock, Happy Jack talks money well spent, Brazilian woman paralyzed by pesto, Romaine hates everyone on Survivor, Stuart in Rochester talks Kia, Jesse in Sacramento timeshifts on Sabina, superconductor paper retracted, Tyler in NorCal talks exploding cars, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN talks testicles, David talks big boy cars and Madonna, Rafi doesn’t have time for us, Larry in Pasadena talks Animaniacs, Marvin in Syracuse talks Kia, Derek talks Tik Tok, X-tina is in NYC, DNR talk call time clock, Tom Terrific doesn’t like the clock, Rowdy talks timer, Olivia Rodrigo is afraid of birds, Dumbledore RIP, Billy in Philly talks Kia, Cher may have had Elijah Blue kidnapped, and Sophie Turner staying at Taylor Swift’s NYC apartment.

09.27.23 – Dances With Knives

Derek won’t be finding his roots, Bob Menendez left kickback in envelope with return address, Hyundai and Kia have a fire recall that reminds Derek of Fate Is The Hunter, Britney Spears dances with knives, Smithsonian full of old contraptions, Derek picks walnuts, Romaine heads to bed, Derek fights with his HUE lights, Jon-Benet Ramsey case still on-going, Billy in Philly has thoughts and HUE, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Palm Springs AIDS memorial, DNR talk 2024 Olympics, France wants to shift to heatpump systems, Romaine has a fence update, Derek has a house update, Tyler in NorCal talks fences, George in SF talks air conditioning, Tyler in NorCal talks Folsom Street Fair, Hooker Hotline, Chaz in La wants to buy a house, Monotone Marc talks Moonlighting and AbFab, Chaz in La responds, Doug in CT talks fences and the Super Bowl, Joan Collins says she doesn’t do facial procedures, WTF FL scientists to unleash crabs on the coral reef, Golden Globes adds new categories, Podcast Awards are this weekend, and GLAAD adds a podcast category.

09.18.23 – Snot Coming Out Of Her Eyes

F-35 stealth fighter goes missing, Ilde in AZ talks plane, Rachel in Canada talks short calls, Critter Chat bear moves onto Tom Sawyer’s Island, Romaine gets choked up and high, Nathan in CO talks game night, Derek announces new cruises, Lauren Boebert disinvited from Texas Youth Summit, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Drew Barrymore, Ilde in AZ talks Mittens, Matt from Philly talks Reconstruction, Eric in Portland talks DNRcast, What Is Happening Jayson brings in a listener, Marvin in Syracuse talks The View and Jets, Dan talks Silence of the Lambs, Iris is still sick, Colliers in TX says Covid doesn’t care, Taylor Swift dating Travis Kelce, and Madonna wants Britney to tour with her.

08.24.23 – Retrograde Romaine

Romaine is in retrograde, Ilde from AZ talks customer service, Survivor Sucks Dan talks Postcards From The Edge, Tyler in NorCal talks customer service, Derek’s mom talks banking issues, JD in WVa talks unemployment, Drew Barrymore’s stalker goes door to door, GOP debate, Ken Paxton in TX is in trouble, Eric in Portland talks GOP debate and DNRcast app, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks about other callers, Julia in CA timeshifts on Blue Beetle, Rachel in Buffalo talks Laramie Project, IL zoo warns visitors not to show their gorilla videos on their phone, WTF FL Orange County overrun with herpes monkeys, Vegas family harassed by a hotel room bat, Britney Spears paying Sam’s rent, Tori Spelling hospitalized, and Britney may reconcile with her dad.

08.21.23 -Hurriquake

LA has a hurriquake and some people think the media overhyped it, Maui fire fundraiser runs afoul of GoFundMe, Romaine has a dishwasher update, driverless cars cause SF traffic jam, Jesse in Sacramento talks learning to drive, Billy McFarland doing Fyre Fest again, Caroline Kennedy takes a swim, Tom Terrific talks Sweet Caroline, Derek banned in Boston, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashville talks dishwashers and And Just Like That, Sir Laughs A Lot responds, Ben and Tyler in NorCal talk choice, Michael in Nashville talks dishwashers and school, Target sales are down, Travis in CT talks poor, Prince William skips World Cup finals, Critter Chat FedEx driver kills a snake, Britney celebrates with the gays, and Big Brother is weird.

07.24.23 – French Laundry

Derek opens a portal, Romaine has a French brunch, DNR attend the tale of Sweeney Todd, Romaine gets a call from Daddy, Pie Pants has a sweet sixteen, Derek gets a crowded train and the worst cheesy tots, Barbie, Nathan in CO talks Barbie, David in Philly talks Barbie, Chaz in La talks Oppenheimer, Happy Jack talks Ann Roth, Tom Terrific talks Oscars, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks Mind Your Business, Eric in Portland talks pizza, Chaz in La talks Will.I.Am, Tony in Vegas talks pizza dough, Rafi calls in from Sweeney Todd, Spencer in ATL timeshifts on Britney Spears, Michael in Nashville talks And Just Like That, Romaine gets into Last Call, Twitter changing to X, Colliers in TX talks Mind Your Business, and Tony Bennett RIP.

07.21.23 -Barb Heimer

Fridonnay kicks off with a German Critter Chat, Derek reviews his #TBT, Romaine gets a rude awakening, And Just Like That, heatwaves bad for EV battery life, Derek talks Mind Your Business and Jeff in PS has thoughts, Billy in Philly talks Powerball and Britney, Clooney and cats, WTF FL slavery had benefits and Desantis wants to sue over Bud Light, Jason Aldean backlash, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks sleep issues, Dan talks nurses and real estate, Sir Laughs A Lot talks nuclear power, Bryan talks Oppenheimer, Barbie breaks records, Trey in LA talks Barbie, Lana Del Rey working at a Waffle House, and Last Call ends the show.

07.11.23- Slugging

Romaine discovers a problem, Derek deals with the heat, new interns start, DNR gets some stiff competition, Vaseline gets into slugging, Britney Spears book coming out soon, Elton John ends concert career, Romaine has a covid update, Happy Jack talks Elton John, Alice in NYC talks Broadway, Lady Gaga wins in court, Kid Rock changes tune on Bud Light, Garth Brooks is the real deal, George in SF talks Ricky Martin, library book returned after 120 years, Pie Pants takes too long to get ready, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in PS talks Alaska and Tiger King, MI hairdresser says no to trans people, Aretha Franklin will found in a couch, Costner divorce update, Chaz in La talks Costner, Tom Terrific talks You Must Remember This, JD in WVa talks Arnold and Whitney Houston, Chaz in La talks Whitney, Wimbledon changes panties rule, Nathan in CO talks women’s tennis, Dennis Rodman gets a new tattoo, Billy in Philly gets slushy, polyphonic singers,

07.07.23 – Beaver Fever

DNR get a late start, Romaine still under the weather, Nathan in CO talks circuit flu, What Is Happening Jayson talks Alaska cruise, Derek has a Bambi encounter, Britney gets slapped in Vegas, Derek shades a hotel, Survivor Sucks Dan talks hotel shade and Romaine’s health, Derek melts down over a taxi ride, Billy in Philly talks Derek’s taxi drama and Alexa, Hooker Hotline, Tucker in Chicago talks Barbie, Nathan in CO double dips on Barbie, Rob in FL talks Glamorous and Padam Padam, Miss Benny comes for Candace Cameron Bure, Doug in CT talks checks, Jeff in PS talks Sex Education and Drag Race, Marvin in Syracuse talks hooker calls, Podcast Awards update, Air France has a pool of blood under the seats, Oceangate shuts down, Subway has a tacky ad, Ricky Martin and Billy Porter both getting divorces, Bill deBlasio opens things up, cocaine found at the White House and Last Call ends the week.

05.24.23- The Haunted Mansion Era

Tina Turner RIP, Billy in Philly has thoughts, Beyonce and Jay Z buy $200 million house, Tom Terrific talks Beyonce and Tina Turner, Brady Bunch house for sale and Trey in LA has memories, Flatiron Building sells again, Jesse in Sacramento talks remote shows, Taylor Swift’s piano plays on its own, JD in WVa talks concert ticket prices, NY and NJ wildfire danger increasing, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks streaming apps and Door Dash, LaundroMatt talks food delivery, Dairy Queen ends the cherry dipped cone, Travis talks ice cream, Dom in Seattle talks Ninja Creami, Tom Terrific talks Survivor, Ozempic has more crazy side effects, Hertz apologizes for not knowing Puerto Rico was part of the United States, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Puerto Rico, Romaine has a programming announcement, Shakira begs Tom Cruise to stop, and Billy in Philly talks Tom Cruise.

05.12.23 – Hide The Pickle

Derek talks to young people, WTF FL hot nuggets are winners, Romaine fights over a pickle, Dolly Parton hosts the ACM Awards, Ilde from AZ talks country awards, Trucker Bobby has a move update, Jamie Foxx update, Tom Terrific talks Jamie Foxx, Bo Jackson knows hiccups, Billy in Philly talks Jamie Foxx, mothers day plans, child labor drama, LaundroMatt talks child labor, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on NYC, Rowdy in NY talks recipes, Doug in CT talks haunted houses, Nathan in St Louis talks foxes, Rob in FL talks Jeopardy, Britney Spears spends big bucks on her lawyer, Twitter is getting a new CEO, Kitty talks Tucker Carlson, Arbys has a meaty discovery, LA family cashes in some Hurricane Katrina bonds, and Last Call ends the show.

05.08.23- OnlyToes.com

Romaine skips the Kentucky Derby and the coronation, Meghan Markle in disguise, Charles and Camilla drop by American Idol, Billy in Philly talks Prince Harry, JD in WVa talks Spare, Tony in Vegas talks royals and The Diplomat, WGA strike update, Rowdy talks Severance, TN hotel manager sucks the toes of a sleeping guest, Jonathan in Nashville talks hotel etiquette, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Jeopardy Masters, Adam in ATL talks pride sluts, Christian in Abilene talks local elections, Kitty talks Are You There God, breast tissue density related to cancer rates, Britney Spears memoir postponed, college student fakes kidnapping to skip graduation, NJ has a mystery pile of pasta, Romaine has a composting fail, and Solvang under fire over pride flags.

01.16.23 – Triangle Of Sadness

 

We’re working and Andrew is here. Romaine has been down for the count, Critter Chat family dog drama, Triangle Of Sadness leads Andrew to Rear Window, Romaine climbs a tall woman and has a Starbucks fail, Tyler in NorCal has a lot of stars, MLK statue unveiled in Boston, Remington Steele, Hooker Hotline, Ben in Seattle talks ocelot, Kitty time shifts on James Bond, Marvin in Syracuse talks drag queens, Survivor Sucks Dan time shifts on Virgin Voyages, Kitty responds about her name, Sabin is a clit blocker, Goldman Sachs gets creative with their layoffs, Nathan in CO talks layoffs and Big Brother Australia, and Britney Spears melts down at restaurant.