Hot priests are a scam, Derek wants new miniseries, Off Campus, Bob in WI talks Twilight Zone, Buffy rewatch, Rowdy in NY talks The Boys, Romaine gets a visitor and melts down about therapy, Matt in Philly talks emotional girls, Tom Terrific talks Fran Lebowitz, Disneyland files new plans, Hooker Hotline, Rick in Cal State LA talks lingerie, Tim from MI talks cruises, Eric in Portland talks travel, Trey in LA talks exchange rates, Tom Terrific talks foreign travel, Nita in FL talks Pizza Hut, Rafi in NY talks swimming, El Nino will be big this year, Jonathan in Nashville talks AI, Big Peter talks glasses, and Survivor 50 finale has twists,
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05.15.26- Knocking Knobs Together
Derek deals with deliveries and old friends, DNR debate couch purchases, Romaine does trivia night, The Mystery of Richard Simmons, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Giants outfielders and resignation agency, Rafi in NY talks Equinox, Tony in Vegas talks Half Man, Rich in CA talks Fleet Week and Bonaire, Escobar hippos to be culled, Nita in FL talks Selena, Jeff in Palm Springs talks chatty animals, Romaine deals with a crime scene, Survivor 50, and Last Call ends the week.
05.08.26 – Shenanigans Afoot
Hacks lezzes out, Romaine heads to trivia, Derek’s town mad about solar panels, Romie is mad at her hair, Kara Swisher hands out with Gwyneth Paltrow, Hooker Hotline, Rick from Cal State LA talks recorded shows, Jesse in Sacramento talks Kevin Bacon, Jen talks Mr Beast, Survivor 50 spoiler talk, Tom Terrific talks Survivor, Chonkers gets a plushie, Devil Wears Prada 2, NC dog raiding the refrigerator, Scotland petting zoo sickens 16, Nancy Guthrie update, DNR talk weekend plans and Last Call ends the show.
05.01.26- It Is Friday
Romaine returns to trivia night, TCM Film Festival updates, Ric from the Pig talks TCM, JD in WV talks Hollywood Shuffle, Devil Wears Prada Runway song is fun and popcorn bucket sells out, Death Becomes Her, Hooker Hotline, Rich in CA timeshifts on Bonaire and Survivor 50, Ben in Seattle talks New Month Who Dis?, Christian in Abilene talks DNR 5×5, Bob in Philly talks Madonna, Survivor 50, Tom Terrific talks Survivor, Romaine has hot weekend plans Britney charged with a DUI, and Last Call ends the week.
04.27.26- Tru Calling
DNR are back, Derek gets lucky, Romaine feels the Spirit,, Bob in WI had a good cruise, Tony in Vegas talks DC drama, Grindr throws a party, Melania wants Kimmel fired, Michael opens big, Andrew in OH talks Michael Jackson, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Clavicular and Kara Swisher, Nita in FL talks D4vd, Drag Race and Blackkklansman, Eddie in Atlanta talks emergency care, D4vd case, Christian in Abilene talks NASA, Billy in Philly talks cups of ice, Jeff in Palm Springs talks audio issues, Bob in Philly talks audio and lawn mowers, Craig in Switzerland talks audio, Derek deals with a permanent yard sale, Romaine gets some gifts, cruise bad behavior, and Survivor 50 talk ends the show.
04.16.26- Slept My Way To The Float
Romaine has flight drama and a sex story, and a new haircut JD in WVa talks haircuts, Chaz in La talks haircuts and Eric Swalwell, Katy Perry update, Disneyland has a new Han Solo, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Disneyland, Rowdy in NY talks Goofy, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks working teens, DNR talk dessert, Survivor 50 talk, Kerry Washington is a Good Hang, and Last Call ends the show.
04.13.26 – Nothing Underneath
Artemis splashdown, Eric Swalwell drops out, Tom Terrific talks Swalwell, Matt in Philly talks Trump, Ruby Rose claims sexual harassment from Katy Perry, JD in WVa talks Ruby Rose, Ilde in AZ talks Ruby Rose, Hooker Hotline, Chad in Seattle talks Ozzy, Natasha Lyonne discussion, Rick from Cal State LA talks feel bad movies, Sicario, Romaine gets a new lawnmower, and Tony in Vegas talks transportation.
04.10.26- Pass Around Pill Party
DNR are under the weather, Iris loves her Vaseline, Natasha Lyonne blames Lunesta, Derek makes a correction, Howard Stern gets sued, Romie is disappointed in Derek, The Comeback deals with Mickey, Fallout, Pink hosting The Tony Awards, Travis in CT talks Pink, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL talks Survivor and cruise plans and Tyler Perry, Scandal: The Trial of Mary Astor, Nita in FL talks mother in law, Sherri in TX talks sourdough bread, Ilde in AZ talks dorks, Tom Terrific talks Mary Astor, Tim in Chicago timeshifts on reading, Matt in Philly talks mother in law, Lil Ole Larry talks streamers, Survivor 50, and Last Call ends the week.
04.09.26 – A Laundry List
DNR are surprisingly naked, Natasha Lyonne escorted off Delta flight, toilet paper warehouse burns down, Romaine’s family has bathroom issues, Jeff in CA has a haiku, Rowdy in NY talks laundry, Adam in ATL talks laundry, Romaine goes to therapy, Tom Terrific talks Iris’s mom, Romaine has some self care, Hooker Hotline, Mike from SD talks cruises, Frank in Phoenix talks Trump and Strikeback, Bob in Philly talks Ozzy from Survivor, Dave in SoCal talks Charlie’s Angels, Matt in Philly talks Pam Bondi, Melania makes a statement, Tom Terrific talks Melania, Trucker Randy talks being social, and squats update,
04.03.26- Fart Place
Romaine perks herself up and has trivia night fun, AZ girl missing for 32 years has been found, Celeste Rivas Hernandez case, Romaine meets a neighbor, 193 year old tortoise Jonathan is a still alive, NYC goes crazy for American Woodcock and the return of fishing, Cesar Millan helped Jeannine Pirro, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks making friends, Chaz in La talks Texas, Jeff in Palm Springs talks rural life and Wizard of Oz, Chaz in La claps back and talks Tik Tok, Matt in Philly talks Pam Bondi, Chad in Seattle talks Survivor, Romie is a thief, Derek plans a patio, and Last Call ends the week.
03.20.26- BYOBrains
Morning Joe not happy, gas prices are up, Romaine does trivia night, Bob in WI talks trivia night, Josh Duggar not helping, Nicole Curtis gets canceled, Super Bowl is not for kids, Critter Chat: IKEA still selling out the Punch monkey who has a girlfriend, Truman Show, Canadian cat ignores US border, Katie in TN talks Canada cat, Inside The Lines, Hooker Hotline, Rick from Cal State LA talks Heated Rivalry, Aaron in Phoenix timeshifts on fridge milk, Julia in CA timeshifts on lesbians, Ilde in AZ talks refrigerators, Lil Old Larry talk ABBA, Nita in FL talks Mormon Wives and Romie’s jobs, Skip in LA timeshifts to Liza MInnelli, LA has hottest March day since 1879, Survivor 50, and Last Call ends the show.
03.13.26- Stovetop Pipe Hat
Derek makes some plans, Romaine is a trivia star, Liza Minnelli birthday cards, AI Andy Cohen is coming, Kathie Lee Gifford thinks gay people have too many letters, Bob in WI talks Kathie Lee Gifford, Oscars this weekend, Beau in LA talks Oscar movies, Romaine has animal encounters, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Hoarders, Critter Chat: CIA Acoustic Kitty program fail, Hookr Hotline, Sherri in TX talks groceries, Julia in CA talks real estate, Derek’s mom talks about Doris, Survivor 50 talk, and Last Call ends the show.
03.06.26- Potato Famine
Traitors UK is now on Peacock, Romaine overwhelmed with laundry, Derek and Romaine get injured, Southwest won’t clean seats between flights, Reese’s formula has changed, Jeff in Palm Springs talks candy, AI chat bot has anxiety, Rowdy in NY Talks AI, Eric in Portland talks chat bots, Jesse in Sacramento talks AI, Romaine fails at trivia, Melania coming to Amazon Prime, Ilde in AZ talks DNR 5×5, Hooker Hotline, Michael in Nashville talks Japan and HOA, , Ben in Seattle talks callers, Adam in ATL talks retaliation, Bob in Philly talks Valentine’s Day, Tom Terrific talks people pleasers and lampshades, Matt in Philly talks Kristi Noem, Survivor 50, and Last Call ends the week.
02.27.26- Nerds 4 Nerds
Derek talks cheap cruise, Romaine has a trivia fail, Imitation of Life, old house problems, GA has one martini lunch for elementary school, Katie in Nashville talks school lunch, US declining birth rate, Neil Sedaka RIP, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks SOTU, Darren in NY talks Warner Brothers merger, Kafele timeshifts on Frontier Airlines, Jeff in Palm Springs talks travel insurance and Disney, Bob in Philly talks Epic Universe and Puerto Vallarta, Darren in NJ talks travel insurance, Bryan has a tune for DNR, The Traitors, Survivor 50, and Last Call.
12.19.25 – Homeless For The Holidays
We are live! Romaine is under the weather, Colliers in TX has audio issues, Romaine has a house update, Derek has a new stove, gas vs electric, Critter Chat NYC bagel rats, Bob in WI talks appliances, houses, and bagels, Amazon driver steals a cat, Ric from the Pig talks lock outs, Jesse in Sacramento talks holidays and stress, Hooker Hotline, NorCal Brandon talks Romaine issues, Nita in FL talks poop, David talks mini coopers, Tim from MI talks family crest, Ben in Seattle talks smart home lights, Stanton in Austin has a holiday PSA and drunk dials, Christian in Abilene gives thanks, Brent in Austin talks Texas, Eric in NM talks West Texas, Titanique heads to Broadway, Trey in LA talks Elfster, Survivor Finale, Wall Street Journal has a throuple, Subway Takes, and Last Call ends the year.
12.15.25- Poo In The Morning
DNR are together, Romaine health journey takes a turn and her move stalls, Derek has a stove update, Melissa Joan Hart doesn’t like her online purchase, Chaz in La has tech issues and Mariah Carey, Dickl Van Dyke turned 100, Rob Reiner murdered, Derek has supermarket drama, Hooker Hotline, used car talk, Chad in Seattle talks Rob Reiner, Sherri in TX talks mispronounced named, Rowdy in NY talks Derry Girls, Tom Terrific talks Judy Gold, Mommie Dearest, Mark in Buffalo talks Rob Reiner and Anthony Geary, DNR Survivor talk, Merriam Webster word of the year is slop, Washington Post AI tool fail, Romaine gets a press release, and Romaine hits the road.
12.05.25- Junk In My Slot
Romaine is lost, Tim in IL talks addresses, Tara Reid drug update, Bob in WI talks Tara Reid, Kevin Spacey hits the road, Netflix buys Warner Bros, Critics Choice award nominations, Tony in Vegas talks old movies and Heated Rivalry, Matt in Philly talks old movies, One Battle After Another, Tom Terrific talks One Battle After Another, The Father, Hooker Hotline, Craig in CA talks new construction, Derek makes an appliance decision, Rise from OH talks feelings, Sir Laughs A Lot talks feelings, Survivor, Tom Terrific talks Survivor, New Zealand thief passes a James Bond pendant, 11yo boy missing in Brooklyn, and Last Call ends the show.
12.03.25 – Pussy Without A Hole
Hump day! Romaine has a move update, Derek misses his XBox, Monty gets followed home, Sir Laughs A Lot talks real estate, Alice in NYC talks Survivor, Romaine empties her freezer, woman gets parasite from frogs, HBO Max is fixing Mad Men, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly double dips on his missing load, New Month Who Dis?, Critter Chat Turkey has a cat burglar, raccoon gets drunk at a liquor store, Romaine deals with strange Texas customs, Mexican mummy infecting visitors, Meghan Markle dad in the ICU, King Charles coming to US, Jim McGreevey won’t be mayor of Jersey City, Neil Patrick Harris has his face altered, and Romaine’s hobby gets packed away.
11.21.25- Dinner With Wolves
DNR will be around next week, Romaine has a house update, grizzly bear attacks students in Canada, Yellowstone tourist meets a pack of wolves,, Derek fights with his new neighbors, Lily Tomlin a mess at the Oscars, female crash test dummies are here, Wendy Williams update, poop frequency linked to mortality, Romaine has a dog encounter, Trump meets Mamdani, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in Palm Springs talks septic drama, Rafi in NYC checks in, Derek syncs with his TV, Steven in Denver talks taxis, Christian in Abilene talks Wicked social media fan, David talksTesla pronunciations, NorCal Brandon talks DNR connections, Dennis in ATL talks Tesla and real estate, Derek gets a haircut, Robert in San Antonio talks Adam Sank, Survivor, Kathy Griffin spends big on her new face, Simone Biles gets a boob job, man in China not waiting for frozen wife to thaw, Kristen Bell surprised to find herself in a new podcast, and Last Call ends the week.
11.14.25- Marty McHigh
PA man shot by his own dog, NJ man crashes Delorean with cocaine inside, regional housing issues, Eric in NM talks Texas, Romaine has a house update, DNR talk Hue bulbs, Sir Laughs A Lot talks programmable lights, AWS outage, Fred Astaire widow Dick Van Dyke is lonely, Scream, former straight friends, Hooker Hotline, Rich in CA does Hitler trolling and talk karaoke, NorCal Brandon talks real estate, Survivor, Romaine applies to Traitors, Disney considers AI user generated content, Derek’s mom talks AI, 10% of Meta ads are fraud, and Last Call ends the week.
11.07.25-Have A Time
New month who dis, Derek has a bear, Madeleine McCann update, Romaine has to disappear, Happy Jack talks the Beekman Boys, Romaine dog update, The Changeling, Jeff in Palm Springs talks kids, Adam Sank mistaken for hooker, Splash drama, Nancy Pelosi retires, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Frank DeCaro, Matt in Philly talks Ellen DeGeneres, Chad in Seattle talks Obama inauguration, Christian in Abilene talks moving, Elfster final week, John in NH talks All’s Fair, Nita in FL talks targeted ads, Survivor, Amazing Race, and Last Call ends the week.
10.23.25- A Little Crispy Critter
Derek panics and does tech support, Elfster update, genealogy help, Happy Jack talks family drama and app feedback, Romaine pays the toll, Alice in NY talks about Romaine, OH brewery bans kids at night, What Is Happening Jayson talks bringing your kids, people with dependent pets, Matt in Philly talks pets, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashville talks GOP nominee, Broadway talk, Misty Copeland hangs up her toe shoes, Tim from MI talks Swallowed, Jeff in Palm Springs talks limited releases, Sandra from Survivor sighting, Michael in Orlando talks Hawaii cruise, Derek has a revelation,. and NFL sticks with Bad Bunny.
05.29.25 – Passing The Bar
DNR announce a new cruise, Audra McDonald responds to Patti Lupone, best actress Tony predictions, Hurricane Bianca on YouTube, killer asteroids hiding around Venus, Aircela can make gasoline from the air, Hooker Hotline, Tom talks The Paragon Of Comedy, Hacks, Rachel talks summer recipes, Derek has a real estate update, Kelly Pie talks Hawaiian pizza, Romie Pie Pants prom night, emotional support kangaroo, AZ Supreme Court has AI reporters, and Survivor announces players for Season 50.
05.23.25- The Generational Curse Is Over
Derek sings it out, Ilde in AZ talks sound bar, DNR tech intern update, Billy Joel cancels concerts, TX refuses to give lottery winner her money, Hacks, Handmaid’s Tale, Hopperbottom talks Hawaiian pizza, upside down pineapple action, Hooker Hotline, Nita timeshifts on Derek, What Is Happening Jayson talks Billy Joel, Rowdy in NY talks Disney Sea, Skip in LA talks pitchers and Newark, Craig in CA talks laundry, Stanton in Austin talks spirit guides, Monotone Marc talks Survivor, and Last Call ends the week.
04.25.25- That Darn Pile
Derek ghosts Romaine, Iris cleans out the attic, Derek explains his absence, George Santos gets seven years, Romaine finds hidden treasures, Rick from the Pig talks packing and TCM, DNR get zen about their long ocean voyage, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks business, Ilde in AZ talks troubleshooting and Meghan Markle, Billy in Philly double dips on Harlem, wildfire song, Bob in Philly talks The Last Of Us and Sinners, Rick from Cal State LA talks moving Rob in FL talks Frank DeCaro, Survivor Fridays, Romaine gets an interesting email, Justin Bieber headed abroad to record new album, and Last Call ends the week.
04.18.25 – File It Under Horse
NYC woman dies from butt implants, Michelle Williams meets Michelle Williams, Tina Fey is work friends with Amy Poehler, Romaine’s life still a mess, Clean Slate canceled by Amazon, Pie Pants plots her future, Rowdy in NY has a college recommendation, Hacks, Haley Joel Osment arrested, Sundance moving to Boulder, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashville talks moving, Tom Terrific talks toilet seats, Rick from Cal State LA talks packing alone, Survivor talk, Derek’s high school takes on Sweeney Todd, Michelle Trachtenberg cause of death, more Gene Hackman updates, Menendez brothers postponed, Happy Jack talks hantavirus, DNR talk easter plans, and Last Call ends the show.
04.11.25 – Senior Assassins
Romaine has a dad joke and a field trip update, Tom Terrific talks Romie Pie Pants, senior assassins, Sir Laughs A Lot talks games, Elon Musk hounded out of a video game, Tesla debuts new Cybertruck, IVF clinic mix up down under, Madrid restaurant replaces duck with street pigeons, FL iguana drama, Hooker Hotline, Tim from MI talks threesomes and deck chairs, Rowdy in NY talks group chat, TV Talk Traitors UK, Survivor, White Lotus, Linda McMahon mistakes A1 for AI, and Last Call ends the week.
03.28.25- Hey Hey New Orleans
Derek fights with Xumo and risks decapitation, Jesse in Sacramento has best wishes, couple arrested in Cancun over timeshare warrant, Romaine has a health journey update, Tyler in NorCal checks in from NOLA, Hooters drops bikini night, Tom Terrific talks Hooters, Hello thinks Ellen moved to UK over mansion sales tax, Hooker Hotline, Chris in Mass talks sharks, Stanton in Austin feedback, Katie has warm wishes for Romaine, Rob in FL talks transatlantic cruise, Romaine has a mailbox mystery, Rick from the Pig clears out, Tiff and Katie talks tweezers and Broadway, Survivor Fridays, Billy in Philly talks Survivor, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drag Race and Survivor, Miley Cyrus, Renee Zellweger joining Only Murders In The Building, DHS staffer emails a reporter, and Last Call ends the week.
03.21.25 – You Are Invited
Romaine is getting it done, pot study shows heart attack risk under 50, Frank in Denver talks pot study, Tyler in NorCal talks NOLA, Derek has invitations, Billy in Philly talks crazy purchases, Derek says use it or lose it, Tony in Vegas talks mugs, Romaine talks inherited dishes, Mike in Vancouver talks Costco, Bob in WI talks inheritance, Romaine gets a new sinkhole, Carl Dean used to visit Dollywood, Hooker Hotline, Tim from MI talks alpha males and kids in movies, Marvin in Syracuse talks Bobby Rail and Drew Barrymore, Kafele sympathizes with Romaine, Ilde in AZ talks DoorDash on layaway, Christian in Abilene talks Traitors UK, Jason in Seattle has a Last Call on White Lotus, Survivor Fridays, Heathrow shuts down over power outage,, and Last Call ends the show.
03.14.25 – You Give Me Penis
Derek and Romaine nag you, NYC rent is too damn high, Morning Joe microplastic terror, cybertruck sales halted over falling panels, Pie Pants is sick, the wrap room continues, VA track star charged with assault, FDA cracks down on poppers, plane ini Denver catches fire, Monotone Marc talks VA policy change, Hooker Hotline, Michael in Nashville talks Traitors US, Gay Face Travis in CT Talks DNR 5×5 game, Survivor Sucks Dan talks new place, Billy in Philly talks decorating, Monotone Marc is on the move, decluttering advice, Tim from MI living with parents, Survivor Friday, and Last Call ends the week.