Download Category: 2019 Shows

12.31.19- DNR BOS-Drunk Katie

Romie is growing fast and wants to go back to school shopping; Justice, is it something we fight for or a prepubescent clothing store; Microwaves are watching you; Trump ruins Princess Anne’s creativity; Spain has a shocking tragic story via hospital elevator; Meth, Krit McClean in NYC might’ve been on it; Penis sizes are discussed; Romaine wants a gritty meaner times square, no more fake Olafs; HappyJack talks country music; Katie is drunk and eats brownies with Johnny; Texas is having a tropical depression; there should always be back up back up lesbians and many many more obscure stories to make you question your health and sanity.

 

12.30.19-DNR BOS- Random Topics

Listeners call in after Derek and Romaine complain; Derek talks more on Susan Surftone’s interview with behind the scenes being a former FBI agent. ADD Jeff gives Romaine a spelling quiz; hot guy witnesses hot snot coming out of Derek’s nose; More talk on gonorrhea; Angry Critter Chat- Life gets fishy for Romaine; Gay kisses for scientology! Ron Jeremy pops through the studio with a harmonica to talk about what it’s like to direct and how frequently he falls asleep in public.

12.27.19- DNR BOS- Guests

Telly Leung visits the studio to talk Aladdin the musical and covering Mariah; Derek reveals a strange heavy duty Christmas gift received at the office and breakdown possible Amazon mishap. Brian J Moylan stops by the new studio A and spills the lemonade on strange habits in London, sweaty tubes, and Love Island being the UK bachelorette

12.26.19- DNR BOS-Blast From The Past

Derek and Romaine discuss 2.0 and double down on giving the listeners an even greater experience; Derek talks politics pre trump-era and has a hard time letting go of a certain jacket; The parents talk genitals and the differences shapes they can come in; Callers talk more politics and going full sugar baker and much more craziness as Derek and Romaine 2.0 kick off is bigger than my ass.

12.25.19- DNR BOS- Deck The Halls With Drama

BEST OF SHOW FROM- 11.28.16- Deck The Halls With Drama
Fan Favorite. Romaine watches Hurricane Bianca, DNR experiences a juicy office fight, Derek is helpful, Romaine gets in the Christmas spirit, the gift of DNR is hot this year, Madonna and Lady Gaga drop by Aii Forney Center, Derek weighs in on time shifting shows 12 Monkeys Timeless and Frequency, Romaine draws a rock for Survivor, Derek has another supermarket fight, white people are losing their minds, Lucian Piane is totally crackers now, and Kanye West is still crazy.

12.24.19- DNR BOS- Storytime

Derek and Romaine break down the pizza math fraud. Derek confesses terrible family traits. Romaine has a hemorrhoid and it’s bothering her, in the middle of toilet issues at home. Meth, South Dakota is on it! A 73yo Professor who specializes in drug cartels gets arrested for money laundering and Critter Chat talks tapeworms in your brain. Willie Nelson is quoted saying he is no longer smoking pot. Ghost cat is back is haunt!!

12.23.19- DNR BOS- Co-Hosts

Katie fills in Romaine and talks DNR Cruise Experience and the listener panel; More Cruise dive ins about Ciabatta dancing and hot Latin men; Katie didn’t spill a single drink the whole cruise; Derek was #blessed with smoking hot construction workers and talks steeplejacks; Home ownership is a bitch. ADD Jeff subs in for Derek to spill bodily fluids everywhere; Romaine is sick with post nasal drip and in a moody mood from having to do taxes. Someone got Gonorrhea on the DNR cruise, and Romaine wants them to fess up. ADD Jeff discusses with callers what defines a good blowjob.

12.20.19 – Big Beautiful Groceries

Last show of the year, Jonathan in LA caps a crazy year, TeamCyrus talks Patti LaBelle and Cats the movie, What Is Happening Jayson drops by Studio A to talk about Rob Shuter, Derek reviews the Dem Debate, Luke Collis becomes an internet sensation, DNR talk money in politics, Sir Laughs A Lot talks movie reviewers, Tony in Vegas walked out on Cats, Ghost Cat update, two Carnival ships collide, Jesse talks Carnival crash, guest Alice Vaughn of Offensive Crayons drops by Studio A talks jungle porn and big beautiful groceries, coloring dictators, and turtle sex, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Cats porn, best porn parodies, Hooker Hotline, first time hooker from Asheville, Rick in Cal State LA talks nuns and church, Rob talks Kellan Lutz, Chris in Mass talks Endor, Timothy Timeshifter talks Catholic trauma, Stacy in VA talks debate ranking, Kristie and Kathryn are day drunk, the whole DNR Gang drops by the studio to celebrate, Tyler in NorCal is loving it, Katie is the word, Marvin from Syracuse is nervous about DNR, Cheryl in TX has been enjoying the show, Billy in Philly is off the hook, Tracy is still hooking about Sir Laughs A Lot, Jeff is a happy member of the silent majority, Larry in Pasadena sings about the gyno for Christmas, Emily is boozing it up this weekend, Stanton in Austin talks pounded candidates, new intern Delshawn gets introduced, and Last Call ends the show.

12.19.19 – Johnny Washing Machine

DNR are ready, Cats the movie gets some scathing reviews, Roderick in PA has a Gay Problem with misdirected mail, Colliers in TX is concerned about DNR, Jonathan in LA talks Survivor with spoilers from the finale, Chris in MA has questions on impeachment, DNR talk about Sia’s thoughtful gifts, squall fallout, Billy in Philly ends up in a fender bender, Star Wars is coming out this weekend, Sir Laughs A Lot wants Lost In Space and Star Wars, #TeamStephen talks Star Wars Fallen Order, Kim get too much love from DNR, Hooker Hotline, Jen in LA has a celebrity encounter, David in KY talks Arbys gift cards, Rick in Cal State LA talks Derek’s social media embargo, Craig in CA breaks the rules with two hooker calls, Derek picks up some bagels, CA woman joy rides in a private plane, Liam Payne might have to turn to OnlyFans.com, Craig in CA defends his work ethic, Wakanda is a US trading partner, 5700 year old chewing gum found in the Netherlands and Happy Jack weighs in, Derek explains the Mandalorian to Romaine, Romaine loves the holiday cards and gifts, packages are missing, Jeff in Palm Springs got last call wrong, and Iris tries to send Romane to the gyro on Christmas.

12.18.19 – Pie Crust Promises

DNR are grateful for your thoughtful gifts and cards, tilting toilets, Chad in LA talks Mariah Carey, Tony in Vegas wonders about Brenda Lee, NYC gets a white squall situation, Romaine gets into the impeachment vote, DILF in sting over Arby’s gift cards, Hooker Hotline, Craig in CA is triggered by dishes, Rob in FL talks famous celebrities, Jeff in Palm Springs has bad Catholic memories, Christian in Abilene talks concerts, Marvin in Syracuse talks gay weddings, James in FL has a shady call, Survivor Sucks Dan has some resolutions, DNR make Survivor predictions, Dolly Parton may replace a Confederate monument, Mormon Church has been hoarding cash, ethical sluts, a yacht that is also a submarine, and Romaine is mad about money.

12.17.19 -Farting On A Nun On Christmas

Meghan and Whoopi dust up on The View, Romaine deals with The Office and Schitt’s Creek, Madonna has a new young boyfriend, Tyler in NorCal might be an ocean slut and has gratitude for the listeners, Elfster is going well, Romie is back in trouble again, dealing with religion, Gay Problem from Silent Majority Matt, Hooker Hotline, Darryl in Sun City has thoughts on Iris and worst concert, Kenny in CA talks about his family wedding drama, Chris in MA talks The Rescuers, Larry in Pasadena talks The Force Awakens (with a 2015 spoiler), Chad in LA talks Mariah Carey, Sir Laughs A Lot has a pocket full of ice, KellyPie wants to know more about the Weinstein settlement, Romaine gets screwed over by recycling, Johnny Cupcakes is too tempting, Rick talks Pee Wee’s Christmas, Dolly at the Opry is filthy, bathroom smell check, and a missing clitoris.

12.16.19 – Grinch Lite

New bonus recording tomorrow, JB says thanks, Chad in LA talks Disney Plus and Star Wars, action movies are too long, Tony in Vegas is taking on all comers and wants more JB, Romaine spent the weekend on vocal rest, Schitt’s Creek pop up, the Ovaries ladies set up Romaine, a Grinch room is too easy to escape, Jeff in Palm Springs needs more merchandise, Hallmark backtracks on gay ad, Romaine has a bad dream, Jayson in NYC has a chance encounter on the street, Mariah Carey hits number one for the 1st time, DNR have some couples therapy, goest Mike Ruiz kicks off hour two to talk about NYC, bulldogs, calendars, and helping LGBT youth, Anne is headed out on the road, Hooker Hotline, Chris in Washington feels short shamed by Derek, Jeff talks DNR meet-up in Burlington, Nathan in St. Louis relives his first concert, Mike in Portland talks favorite concerts, Derek has a ghost in the bathroom, Michael in Nashville talks Christmas decorations, Romaine plans an all-lady activity, Romaine loses a ring, and Derek tells a romantic story.

12.13.19 – The Hunt For Red Octopus

Adam from Sissytown drops by Studio B, Romaine is having a bad day, Derek gets some nice mail, Adam talks Elfster, Mike gives shade, Derek has a postal fail, deep relationship advice, Adam shades Derek about dinner rolls, Critter Chat penises wash ashore in California and eagle fights octopus, Romaine tires out Mrs. Fletcher, Adam raves about Hawaii, girl tormented by hacker on her Ring camera, high school students find hidden cameras in their hotel room, parody break, guest Xorje Olivares drops by Studio B to talk Hope for the Holidays and the latest in politics, Hooker Hotline, trans and non-binary issues, Nathan in St. Louis is in a weird mood, Mark in Buffalo talks looking like a celebrity, Rod in TX talks royals, and Last Call ends the show.

12.12.19 – Womanifest Destiny

Romaine is in a good mood because of the people who surround her, Stuart in Rochester has many questions, Survivor talk (long and full of spoilers, OUT and Advocate struggle, Happy Jack talks gay media, Sir Laughs A Lot talks roommate drama, Amanda gets a Derek gift, Tyler in NorCal gets distracted, Hooker Hotline, James in CA has concert FOMO feels, Brian in Columbus has a long call on concerts, George in SF talks Nancy Drew, Kevin talks iZombie, Rick in Cal State LA talks The Untouchables, KellyPie has an Ask Us Anything, Adam in Hotlanta talks about his long history of the show, Dr. Jay is a newer listener, Jayson says OK Boomer, JD in West VA talks about old OutQ days, Hallmark in trouble with the One Million Moms over LGBT Christmas, Romaine is mad about Hannukah, John in Wildomar has some weather shaming and some quick math, Harvey Weinstein settles with his accusers and needs a walker.

12.11.19 – Drug Money

Romaine ignores her wife, Chris in MA has some old and new business, Derek is missing an elfster, Romaine is a drug mule apparently, Happy Jack has thoughts on the drug deal, Julie in Cleveland is heading down for a DNR meet up, Derek is a bad roommate, Romaine is a good wife, Dr. Jay has thoughts on dinner, the Mandalorian is not always Pedro Pascal, Colliers in TX talks Mandalorian, Hooker Hotline, Rick in LA talks Marty Thomas and Sam Pancake, Survivor Sucks Dan time shifts on the Joker, Marvin in Syracuse talks Peleton, AYDS candy, Wayward Tom reflects on Jersey City and the crate box reveal, Chad has thoughts on the AT-AT, they is the word of the year, Greta Thunberg is the Time Person of the Year, guest Dennis Hensley talks Holiday Game Night, cruise ship life and award show chatter.

12.10.19 – Let It Snow

Derek has a flashing issue, Romaine is not in the mood, chimney drama, Colliers in TX can’t remember who Romaine was burning down, DNR are tormented by the heat, Walmart pulls a snowy ugly Christmas sweater, Derek gets too many shirts, Tiffany in AZ talks sea turtles and pictures at dinner, gay porn star released from jail, Romie doesn’t get a call back, Darren in NJ talks school plays, Derek has an awkward history in the theater, Eminem may have a gay sex tape, Matt Gay stands up against bullying, Hooker Hotline, Jen in LA talks crate spoilers, Jonathan talks Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Homeland, Mark in Buffalo talks concerts, Rick in Charlotte talks Pee Wee’s Christmas Special, George in SF talks Star Wars toy shortages, KellyPie talks about listener complaints and Howard Stern, Derek is a sore winner, Terry in AZ is sad about Roxette, Kylie in Carson City talks Spaceballs, older women are happy being alone, Critter Chat pigeons in cowboy hats, Tony in Vegas talks pigeons, Ed Smart in hot water over difficulty in coming out, Miss Universe contestant comes out as a lesbian, and Joe and Sierra from Survivor tie the knot.

12.09.19 – Halal I Can Handle

No one likes Mondays, Romaine reviews Frozen 2 and Christmas Vacation, Tony in Vegas talks Meet Me In St. Louis, Team Cyrus loves Christmas Vacation, NZ volcano erupts, Wanna White goes it alone, dressing down on game shows, JLo is juicy on SNL, new plastic surgery options, Taylor Swift has a new Christmas song, Romaine gets an unexpected delivery, ghost cat update, Mrs. Fletcher is in and Prodigal Son is out, Mrs. Maisel is back, Hooker Hotline, Brad from Citrus Heights, Art Basel has a $120K banana, Billy gets a remix, bonus calls on the first concert theme, George in SF talks the end of Big Bird and the Watchmen and Wonder Woman 1984, Tom raves about Work In Progress and time shifts on the art banana, Critter Chat about a drunk raccoon in Germany and a woman is surprised by a puppy, and Mayo Pete in trouble over Salvation Army.

12.06.19 – Dead In The Eyes Valencia

DNR on an ego trip, Craig in CA is concerned about babies, Romaine addresses holiday crate concerns, Monotone Marc addresses spoilers on the Hooker Hotline, Dr Jay is not impressed by a box, Rise of the Resistance is a chaotic mess, Romaine gets emotional over tiny Christmas trees, Derek’s elfster is in for a big surprise, Romaine thinks Derek is a jinx, a busted mess leaves Studio A, Joshy Josh time shifts on the latest movies, Jesse time shifts on glitter bombs and Christmas trees, Derek has a Princess Anne correction and then the real Princess Anne calls in about the recent royal visit, older women want to be alone, Terry in AZ gets his package faster than thought, Hooker Hotline, Survivor Sucks Dan time shifts on Pastor Dave, a hostage message from a serial killer, guest Marty Thomas drops by Studio A to talk about his DNR tour and career, Jeff in Palm Springs talks high school reunions, Hooker Hotline talks gross people in the bus, positive caller feedback, Rob in Indy is a hooker who writes in, Peleton ad blows up the internet, and Last Call ends the show.

12.05.19 – Yuletide By The Mule Side

Last night ended with a bang, listeners have strong feelings, Derek has an awkward flirt, Romaine doesn’t want to sit next to your friends, DNR get some book learning’, Gus Kenworthy switches teams, Taylor Swift has a new Christmas song, expensive Christmas decorations, Romie is still in trouble, Sound of Music auditions, Billie Dee Williams is not gender fluid, Justin Timberlake apologizes to Jessica Biel, being happy in relationships, a White House mystery, Jonathan in LA talks Survivor, Hooker Hotline, Danny time shifts on Gypsy and Derek is here for it, Romie takes to her robe, Finn and Poe are not a couple, Kathryn in AZ talks Princess Leia popping and inflatable Star Wars, Jonathan talks lesbian braids, new trailers for Black Widow and the next James Bond movie, Mayo Pete, and Romaine is a flag hag.

12.04.19 – The Fox Stole

Romaine only wants two things for Christmas and spends a snowy night struggling to survive, porch pirates, Tony in Vegas talks weather and holiday crates, Critter Chat Derek gets foxy, Barbara Please talks ceramic rabbits, Chad in LA time shifts on genealogy, Aaron took a DNA test, Encore voted best new ship, Romaine has lost some weight, washy washy is still offensive, delicious morning coffee, Hooker Hotline, Rick in Cal State LA time shifts on Madonna and that gets Jonathan in LA to call in about Madonna, Still Hookin Tracy wants a slice of Pastor Dave, Trump gets royally snubbed, shenanigans in Studio A, LAPD manhandles a dead woman, Martha Stewart looks really good, AJ and the Queen trailer drops, double dose of Critter Chat from China, Jeff in NC talks tapeworms, and Willie Nelson stopped smoking pot.

12.03.19 – The Black Hole

DNR are back after a nasty storm, Trucker Patti is back, Jonathan in LA talks Kamala Harris dropping out, Knives Out gets reviewed, Kathy in OH talks Elfster and Holiday Traditions, Christmas decorating has begun, Tony in Vegas talks ornaments, Derek deals with talky ladies, Chris Evans in a sweater, Jonathan deals with loud kids at Charlie’s Angels, Romaine gets inappropriate at Thanksgiving with a hot guy, Hooker Hotline, Sherry in CA talks royal baby drama, Madonna cancels on Boston, Jay has caller feedback, Michael in Nashville talks Garth Brooks and Magnolia Bakery, Nathan in St. Louis talks about the other callers, Timothy Timeshifter talks high school reunions, Monotone Marc talks Elfster wishlist, Billie Dee Williams is gender fluid, National Board of Review starts Oscar season, Imagineering doc review gets a call from LaundroMatt, and Romaine is bummed about Kamala.

11.27.19 – Hot Turkey Injection

NYC is making its own gravy, Romaine is still a mess from yesterday, everything you know about Thanksgiving is wrong, Sir Laughs A Lot talks roommate drama, Nathan in CO is snowed in and has a bod for sin, winds overturn two trucks, Romaine is melting, opossum keeps Romaine waiting, a letter is missing, no more high school reunions, Trevor in AZ has a weird co-worker, Jonathan in LA talks high school reunions and Veronica Mars, Atom B overshares a terrible video It’s Thanksgiving, Colliers in TX is a music critic, missing letter update, Wendy Williams comes for Shuter, JD in WVa talks Wendy Williams, Jayson in NYC stirs it up over Naughty Gossip, Derek talks ulcers, Hooker Hotline, Billy in FL talks gay for pay friend, Critter Chat man dies from dog lick, JetBlue updates security questions, Romaine plays favorites, Ben in Seattle talks Paramount ruling, Nessa Cupcake is thankful for DNR, Pete gets called about by The Root, Billy in Philly is back, and Last Call ends the week. Happy Thanksgiving!

11.26.19 – Monday, Monday

Derek walks in on a stranger, urgent care gets busy, Romaine dreams of divorce, Derek has a helicopter update, Darren in NJ calls in about calling in, Jonathan in LA reviews the Madonna concert, Tony in Vegas talks Tina Turner at 80, #TeamStephen enjoys the studio rentals, Derek is wowed by Elise on Jeopardy, bad weather coming for Thanksgiving, George in SF has some fecal fun in SF, homeless kids in NYC, guest Sam Morris drops by Studio B to talk gay erotica, painting giant penises and unsolicited pics in your DMs, Hooker Hotline, Billy in FL has an update on his gay for pay former high school pal, Stanton in Austin talks Shanghai Lily, Monotone Marc talks quiet car rules, Tyler in NorCal calls in about Quiet Car Quinton, Tom Cruise is too old for Jack Reacher, Keanu Reeves and Kristen Stewart, fake rhino horn might hit the market, Charlie’s Angels.

Bonus Episode – Talking Politics At Thanksgiving

Bonus Episode. Trying something new and different. Jonathan in LA thought it would be a good idea to provide some tips for talking politics with your family this Thanksgiving, so he joined Derek remotely to talk about the state of impeachment and how to bridge the gap with family members who might not see eye to eye this holiday season.

11.25.19 – Quiet Car Quinton

Derek gets into a new fight, #TeamStephen talks sidewalk boyfriends, Emily has a train trauma, Dollywood gets walkouts during Heartstrings, Frozen 2 has a massive opening, Romaine wants to get her wife in shape and Tony in Vegas is here to help, Chris in MA talks proper shoes, George in SF has tips for getting in shape, Jonathan in LA deals with a machete and a new podcast, Jayson in NYC has some tips for Romaine, Hooker Hotline, Mike in Portland talks Evita, Billy in FL has a gay problem, Kitty shades UTI Kyle, Chance in NY has a gay problem with a new straight friend, ghost cat update, Romaine has a Jack Box adventure, Dr. Jay loves Emily and time shifts of gay for pay, Derek goes to space on Disney Plus with Phantom Menace and the Black Hole, Romaine deals with holiday crates, Nathan in CO talks cybertruck, and Netflix buys the Paris.

11.22.19 -Get The Soap Drippins Down There

John is Red Five, Derek tells of his helicopter trauma, Jesse talks Aaron poll and his DFA, Romaine almost gets popped, Guess My Load, new bonus episode is up, Critter Chat has a Florida dog driving car, foreign toilets are vexing, Kathryn in AZ is DFA at roof tiling, Romaine has a busy weekend planned, Elon Musk announces hideous cybertruck, Princess Anne of Boston talks articulated lorries and Prince Andrew troubles, Romaine gets in the Christmas spirit, WTF Florida guest Brian Testa from Florida Man Calendars, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena has more praise for Emily, Nathan in CO talks fanny packs, Still Hookin Tracy talks Holiday Traditions episode, UTI Kyle becomes a star, Bridget in AZ is now #TeamEmily over men and their behinds, Taylor Swift versus Scooter Braun, Tony in Vegas is not Team Taylor, Mike Crocock is a Growler not a Showler, Rosie is single again, and Last Call ends the show.

Bonus Episode – Gay Problems

Bonus Episode. What’s Your Gay Problem is back! A fan favorite segment from the show returns. Derek and Romaine dispense advice on cell phone etiquette at live shows and dealing with family at the holidays.