Derek has a hot neighbor update, Seth Rudetsky and Bruce Vilanch get scammed, Goose founder stepping down, Happy Jack talks scams, Romaine gets a quilt, NY Times profiles matchmakers, Natalie Harp, Tom Terrific talks Jon Ossoff, Billy in Philly talks Jon Ossoff, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Harry and Meghan, Ilde in AZ talkjs Meghan Markle and cousins, Tim from MI talks schools, Steven in Denver talks Six, Brian in IL talks surrogates, NorCal Brandon talks Alex Alpert, Kathy Griffin sad about Rosie O’Donnell, Tim in MI talks Derek lookalike and Mickey Mouse is transitioning.
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07.07.26- On The Brink Of Collapse
Newport Beach party, NYC building about to collapse, Bob in WI talks water tower, Derek heading to Broadway, Atlantis gets banned by Turkey, CVS recalls wipes, Derek deals with pain and sleep, Hooker Hotline, Steven in Denver talks fireworks and furries, Romaine gets solicited, Tony in Vegas talks bingo, James in San Diego talks Madonna, Doug in CT talks fireworks, Waymo drives through fireworks, Matt in Philly talks Taylor Swift, Graham Norton attended, Taylor Swift wins lawsuit. Prince Harry loses case with Daily Mail, and Meghan Markle stays home.
06.19.26- Beep Boop Beep Boop
New DNRcast app coming, Derek thwarted by DNR 5×5, Romaine has a health update, DNR weekend plans, lesbian divorce rates are high, where kids play, Henry Cavill goes viral, Garrett Morris upstages by his penis, Erma Bombeck wisdom, James Burrows RIP, Ohio drops the DubBot robot from patrol, Jesse in Sacramento talks fried apple pie, Hooker Hotline, Alice in NYC talks Knicks and Liberty, Luis in TX talks government offices and NJ transit, Rick from the Pig talks coffee, Jeff in NorCal talks kindness, Dan in Orlando talk nicknames and fried apple pie, Jeff in Palm Springs talks apple pies and Walt Disney World, Toy Story 5 opening big, Tom Holland and Zendaya are married, Harry and Meghan get a royal residence, NYC horse carriage drama,
03.17.26- Black Bins! Black Bins!
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Critter Chat: Romaine has a fright in her garage, Eric in NM talks scorpions, Nita in FL talks scorpions, Adam in ATL talks snakes, Happy Jack talks scorpions, OH has a meteor, bed bugs run amok for spring break, Rowdy in NY talks scorpions, Chicago sets a record on Broadway, Tom Terrific talks Chicago, Ashley Judd calls out Kiss The Girls, Hooker Hotline, Dan in PA talks Traitors UK, Harry and Meghan Netflix deal sours, HULU not moving forward with Buffy reboot, Peggy Sue Got Married changes the past and Romaine is still afraid of scorpions.
09.17.25- Ham On Ham Breakfast
Derek explains a joke, Tesla body update, kids in a storage unit, Tony in Vegas talks storage units, and Charlie Kirk, Andrew in Columbus talks Charlie Kirk, Billy in Philly talks Charlie Kirk, NYC not getting a casino, Jerry leaves Ben and Jerry, Romaine orders a bagel, Hooker Hotline, double butt dial, What Is Happening Jayson talks Apollo bagels, Steven in Denver talks Tea Leoni, , Bob in Philly talks building heights, Rowdy in NY talks food, Chaz in La talks hurricanes and Lady Gaga, Matt in Philly talks queer explanations, Harry and Meghan may be broke, Melania wears a big hat, Dancing With The Stars returns, and UK doctor has sex during surgery.
07.16.25 – The Big Dumper
Romaine has an anniversary update, Derek is a giant, Tony in Vegas talks relationships, Walt Disney animatronic rebuts, Bob in WI talks Walt Disney, Chinese robots deliver to 7-11, Derek complains about recipes, Pie Pants heads to the city, Romaine gets into Act Up, your luggage is filthy, Hooker Hotline, Nita in San Antonio talks furries, Chad in Seattle talks The Big Dumper, Stranger Things 5 trailer debuts, Alice in NYC talks Sinners, Supergirl, Darren in NJ talks Supergirl, and Lady Elizabeth dished on Meghan Markle.
04.28.25 – Fart Walks
Derek settles in, Tyler in NorCal remembers an anniversary, fart walks after dinner, Carnival disembarkation devolves into fight, Bob in WI talks cruise walks, Derek is not a morning person, Romaine has a yard sale with a sad turn of events, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Pie Pants and Jiggly Caliente, Pie Pants is a senior assassin, Series 7, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Meghan Markle, Monotone Marc talks Traitors NZ, Bob in Philly talks boxes, Ric from El Paso butt dial, Lil Ole Larry talks moving and Survivor and gay chorus, Christian in Abilene talks pickleball, Derek gets into a fight with Best Buy, Romaine’s Corvette summer, Iris move feedback, and Beyonce struggling to sell concert tickets.
04.24.25 – I Put Some Fish In Her Tank
Derek closes strong, sad malls, Unsellable Houses, Derek brings Romaine thoughtful gifts, Romaine has fish tank drama, Tom Terrific talks about Iris, Romaine has sports car dreams, flush out the horses, Hooker Hotline, Stacy in VA talks good bye parties, Trey in LA talks Brady Bunch, Matt in Philly talks And Just Like That, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Golden Girls and Drag Race, Rafi in NY talks cleaning, Traitors UK recap, Celebrity Traitors UK cast revealsd, Meghan Markle didn’t film show at her own house, Romaine is a hoarder, and Pope funeral arrangements.
01.22.25 – Be Gay Do Crimes
Hump Day! Netflix raising prices again, Chaz in La talks snow and Obama marriage, snow in the south, new nasal spray antidepressant, NYC has fake Botox, Meghan Markle shopped divorce book, Ilde in AZ talks royals, Prince Harry wins against the tabloids, Hooker Hotline, Ben in Seattle talks Dunkin Donuts, Derek’s town mad about trash, DNR have new interns coming, Stargate AI, and Taylor Zakhar Perez new Lacoste brand ambassador.
01.13.25 – Time Is Precious
Derek has a mom update, Tony in Vegas talks LA, Shocking Confessions, Bob in WI is back, Iris birthday celebration, Drag Race gets a new fan, Romaine isn’t a hunter and loses a family member, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene talks Indigo Girls, Jerry Springer documentary, Survivor Sucks Dan talks Jerry Springer and moms, Craig in Switzerland timeshifts on skiing and floppy discs, Derek gets into Matlock, LaundroMatt talks brittle bones, Tom Terrific talks Matlock, Chaz in La talks youth, Billy in Philly talks Cologuard and abandoned car, Heidi Montag tops the charts, Meghan Markle show pushed to Netflix, and woman goes into MRI with a buttplug.
05.04.23 – Gimme That Snack Pack
Derek is feeling salty, Andor getting a second season, mom gets snack shamed by a preschool, Romaine tries a new drink and gets the giggles, Meghan Markle family drama, Patterson family Traitors, Camilla avoids the Koh-i-noor diamond, Tony Tony Tony talks coronation, Still Hookin’ Tracy talks collapsing soldiers, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in CO talks about a missing fisherman, Tom Terrific channels Princess Anne, Sean in KC talks Pedro Pascal, Ed Sheeran wins in court, MIley Cyrus back on Disney Plus, Romie is obsessed with Billy Joel, Missy Elliott joining the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and WGA strike update.
03.22.22- Your Sweet Sauce Right Here
Romaine zeroes out, DNR get some surprise guests, Iris feeds the squirrels, Patterson night drama, And Just Like That coming back for Season 2, Ken Jennings in line to host Jeopardy, Derek has a theory about Arrested Development, Romaine hates bananas, Travis in CT talks hurt people, Kim Davis in legal hot water, Dave Rubin having a baby, Simon Rex refused to sell a fake story about Meghan Markle, Hooker Hotline, Kathy in OH time shifts on feeding squirrels, Survivor Sucks Dan deals with retail music drama, Nathan in CO has a happy DJ encounter, Sherri in TX time shifts on genealogy and airlines, McDonald;s bringing back the Mulan Szechuan sauce and Chris in Mass has thoughts, TX tornado takes a truck, Mike Tyson is selling an ear shaped candy, DNR spelling bee, geometry might not be universal, Stacey Abrams has a guest spot on Star Trek Discovery, Ric From The Pig talks Christian Slater, Romaine upgrades her nerd room, Thora Birch and Christina Ricci head to Wednesday, and Mamma Mia is not an appropriate high school musical.
11.17.21 – Baskins Full Of Christmas Caroles
Popcorn event coming this Friday, LA county limits ketchup, DNR love a tall chair, Romaine has a farm update, Romaine sneak peeks a new podcast, Christmas movies hit a TV near you and Romaine’s house already, Barbara Please talks decorations, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Tiger King and skillets, Derek talks Jungle Cruise and Free Guy, Romaine talks Eternals and Colliers in TX has thoughts, Stanton in Austin talks superheroes, Scott in Austin talks newcomers, Harry and Meghan stay home for Christmas, and Brian Williams leaving NBC after thirty years.
06.17.21 – Mark Is The New Karen
Kamala heads to Pride, DNR start to Twitch, Romaine can’t get laid, SCOTUS rules against the gays, Juneteenth now a holiday, Mexican sinkhole takes a house and two dogs, Happy Jack talks Canceliversary, exercise saves you money in retirement and nothing stops aging, Pie Pants graduates, Billy in Philly talks vaccines, Jeff in Palm Springs talks graduation, Mark talks Meghan Markle and working from home, Tyler in NorCal sees and hears Romaine, Mark in Milwaukee makes a prediction,. Jonathan in Nashville talks racism, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks Batwoman, Gael in SC time shifts on gay supermarkets, George in SF finally makes it, Christian in Abilene talks movie prices and In The Heights, Jeff in Palm Springs double dips on In The Heights, Monotone Marc feels attacked, mannequins on the moon, DNR fight over trash and Romaine looks at a cat.
06.07.21 -Sword Fight
Derek has body by junk food, Romaine works it out, Harry and Meghan welcome new daughter, Springsteen on Broadway returns on June 26th, Ciccone’s celebrate dad’s 90th birthday, Romaine reviews Keith Haring doc, Jesse feels his Monday, Billy in Philly talks Madonna and baby names, Patterson family sword fight, Billy in Philly double dips, Sir Laughs A Lot talks family heirlooms, Hooker Hotline, Sherri in TX time shifts on UFOs, Christian in Abilene rants about popcorn, Derek talks Sheridan Pride, Chris in Mass talks WTF FL shark tooth, Larry in Pasadena FMK Hollywood Chrises, Ivan from WI time shifts on trucker shortage, WTF FL woman trashes an Outback, TX woman goes undercover at her daughter’s middle school, Chaz in La talks undercover mom and NYC teens, NYC plaNNING Central Park concert, Sinead O’Connor retiring, Marc in MN checks in, TX bakery gets a happy ending, and hard seltzer is surpassing wine.
04.09.21 – Rub That Cooter Senorita
Romaine fulfills for us, Prince Philip RIP, The Crown, Billy in Philly talks royal family, Harry and Meghan get a crazy stalker, DNR find a ghost hunter, Kamala moves in, Romaine hits the road, Chaz in La talks NYC, #TeamSteven talks NYC tourism, Romemes, George in SF talks family, Hooker Hotline, Jen in LA time shifts on critters, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drag Race, Tom Terrific talks NYC visitor tips, Tiger Woods feedback, Michael talks marijuana, Jason from Reno talks strippers, Kitty has some feedback, Marc in MN has a message for Billy, Critter Chat cat rescued from chimney, bald eagles poisoned, Pittsburgh terrorized by snake, Prince releasing new album, and Last Call ends the show.
03.09.21 -Wyoming Is Dynamite
Derek has a wasp, Wyoming is dynamite, NJ man hidden in the snow, SF man disappears into crawl space, MI teen blows himself up, Piers Morgan walks off, Billy in Philly talks royalty, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Snatch Game, Tyler in NorCal talks Piers Morgan, Chris in MA disconnects, Tony in Vegas talks inheritance, Chris in MA talks pot pies Oprah and the movies, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN is worried about the hotline, Tim has an old man questions issue with the hosts, Taxi update, Critter Chat, White House dogs get a time out, sea slugs decapitated, DNA leads woman to FBI most wanted list, Allen vs. Farrow, and Cuomo gets more accusers.
03.08.21 – Pepe Lez Pew
Clarice vs. The Equalizer, Oprah interviews Harry and Meghan, Tony in Vegas talk Santa Barbara, Billy in Philly is mad at the royals, Stanton in Austin is exhausted, Pepe Le Pew canceled, Tom And Jerry, vaccine update, LaudroMatt talks home school, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN gets meta about the hookers, Christian in Abilene talks vaccines, Kitty has some straight talk, the price is wrong, Romaine heads to IKEA and celebrates her soda anniversary, Derek has a recycling mystery, SCOTUS rules for one dollar, George Floyd trial to begin, and Colliers in TX talks bias in policing.
03.05.21 – Paw And Order
Romaine deals with issues, Derek thanks the listeners, Pose is ending, WTF Florida man has urgent business, Romaine finds just the right gift, Jeff in Palm Springs goes behind the scenes, vaccine rollout, warp drive possible, Tyler in NorCal talks flight, Bridgerton sex syncs up,Hooker Hotline, Tim in MI talks documentaries, cat scratch fever, Critter Chat, turkey mating season, Boss Cat, Billy in Philly talks Tik Tok cats, Joey is a murder cat, Queen Elizabeth gets new corgis, Meghan and Harry interview preview, American Utopia, and Last Call ends the show.
02.15.21 – Romaine For President
DNR are live but get a wellness check, Derek gets emergency cocoa and Romaine picks up some dough, Rick from the Pig talks lab tests, Presidents Day history, Romaine didn’t learn much in school, Chris in Mass talks teachers, Shaun King gets nothing from Larry King’s will, Robert in San Antonio complains about the weather, Billy in Philly talks Nevada vs. Texas, LaundroMatt talks energy, Clubhouse app, Hooker Hotline, George in SF talks WandaVision, Monotone Marc talks wine zoom, Kathy in OH is down for the count, George in SF double dips on niece, Chris Harrison steps aside from The Bachelor, Sir Ari Gold RIP, Harry and Meghan having another baby, NYC subway stabber arrested, What is happening Jayson talks subways, and DNR review Clarice,
05.01.20 – Cheap And Horrible
Derek is back and dried off, Cinco de Mayo goes touchless, Romaine plans a trip, Roomba Willis, Romaine is a cranky wife and mother, Rob in SoCal talks portable shade bell and kudos for Romaine, Derek gets hopeful, NYC complains about the noise, Anderson Cooper has a baby, Madonna goes for a drive, women and children first, Romaine goes to the store, Derek melts down over mandarins, Danny in LA talks masks, Jeff in Palm Springs shops Disney and drag race, DNR have coffee talk, Tony in Vegas talks pods, chicken needs to cook longer, Hooker Hotline, xtina time shifts on Thursday’s messy show and zoom pilates, Parks and Rec does a special, DNR flashback to Derek’s Thursday accident, Netflix and Chill face-off, The Matrix and Goon, CBS brings back Raiders Of Th Lost Ark, Harry and Meghan have more legal trouble, Billy in Philly has a family update, Colliers in TX pushes back, photogenic kitchen wars, DNR talk social bubbles, Craig in CA talks zoom parties, Alex Jones a viral cannibal, and Last Call ends the week.
02.20.20 -The Blacklist
Derek deep dives into The Magnificent Ambersons and modern politics, Spoiler Alert Romaine dishes on Survivor, forced viewing of Riverdale, Spider-Man might be getting a boyfriend, Glenn in CAN talks Spider-Man, sex at therapy, Tony in Vegas talks #DemDebate, guest Matt Ritter stops by Studio A to talk Bloomberg, his Blacklist script, stolen sunglasses, his comedy album The Forty Year Old Version, Hooker Hotline, Michael in Orlando has an Encore review, JP from Columbus has an Encore review, Dom in Seattle has some love for DNR, Timothy Timeshifter concerned about Marc in MN, Derek questions the need for The Oscars, Colliers in TX talks the Magicians, and Queen wants the Sussexes to drop Royal.
01.20.20 – A Perfectly Cromulent Weekend
DNR were a hot mess, a perfectly cromulent explanation, Romaine’s wild party turns mild, Princess Anne of Boston has a long royal update to get us caught up, Tony in Vegas talks Sex Education and the royals, crazy lady drives into traffic to test her faith, Patterson family shrines, Derek recommends The Two Popes, Matthew has praise for Romaine’s activism, Terminator Dark Fate, new show coming soon, Hooker Hotline, PopTV is too restrictive, Sir Laughs A Lot has cord cutting advice, Jeff in PS has FOMO about Vegas, Tom Terrific talks Schitt’s Creek and Word in Progress, Dovie Dove is wigging out, Dr. Jay talks PopTV app, another surprise announcement, Alaska dentist looks to hover, Derek gets a new doctor, Weinstein wants a change of venue, NYTimes endorses Amy and Liz, Sanders has a comfort rider Paris Hilton is doing a new series, and Pitt and Aniston reconnect at the SAG Awards.
01.17.20 – Touching Another Chicken Titty
Derek is a bad roommate, tacos are squad goals, Derek takes on a chastity expect, AZ HOA wants to kick out an orphan, LaudroMatt deals with HOA rules, Harry and Meghan fire their Frogmore staff, butlers in empty mansions, Jeff in Palm Springs and Jonathan in LA talk Schitt’s Creek, Nathan in CO talks spoilers and suing PornHub, SCOTUS takes up faithless electors, guest Dev Cuny talks banning conversion therapy and Elvis, Hooker Hotline, is Jeff in PS live or Memorex, Sex Education, Craig in CA talks HRC Corporate Equality Index, shade about the Hooker Hotline, Romie gets a 100, nuns who break the rules, Gary in CT talks closed captioning, Jeopardy WOAT, Romaine will be attending a messy party this weekend, and Last Call ends the week.
01.09.20 -Too Cold To Look Cute
Barbara Walters is MIA for 2020 but Cheri Oteri filled in, fun feedback from longtime listeners, Romaine is a spoiler and Jonathan in LA gets blamed, handicapping Iowa and New Hampshire, Harry and Meghan lose their wax figures and the royals face an uncertain future, Carnival Cruises bans offensive outfits, George in SF is worried the show is too clean, NY State goes to pot, Justin Bieber and Lyme disease, Sabin gets some lotion and Sabina believes a lie, Hooker Hotline, Survivor Sucks Dan time shifts on Iris and Flexseal, KellyPie has a MFK for Romaine to answer, Bridget in AZ has a rough day at work, small town life for LGBT people, Romie is missing, Derek deals with a racist squirrel and a barking dog, Marvin time shifts on thermostats, Jonathan in Nashville talks You on Netflix, Edd Byrnes and Buck Henry RIP, Casey has figured Romaine out, Vans gets bisexual, Romie is brokenhearted but now she has a scooter.
01.08.20 -Twat Is Happening
Fan Favorite! Cannibal eats Bacon, Michael in Nashville asks about Iris’s leg, Romaine visits the gyno, Tony in Vegas responds to Romaine’s story, The Nanny sings, Jonathan in LA talks The Watchmen, Jeff in PS talks The Nanny and Schitt’s Creek, Mrs Fletcher, You on Netflix, Chad in LA talks Jeopardy GOAT, Critter Chat has an invading squirrel, lover cat takes over, intern Emily drops by Studio A, winter thermostat temps and missing Arizona, Hooker Hotline, Ben in Seattle talks old co-workers on Facebook, thirst traps in social media, Rick in LA talks drunken Disneyland, Rick talks thirsty gays, Derek gets recycled, Hustlers gets sued, Romaine reviews Bombshell, Colliers in TX talks Roger Ailes, Harry and Meghan are checking out, Snowpiercer and Chris Evans has a gorgeous sweater.
11.22.19 -Get The Soap Drippins Down There
John is Red Five, Derek tells of his helicopter trauma, Jesse talks Aaron poll and his DFA, Romaine almost gets popped, Guess My Load, new bonus episode is up, Critter Chat has a Florida dog driving car, foreign toilets are vexing, Kathryn in AZ is DFA at roof tiling, Romaine has a busy weekend planned, Elon Musk announces hideous cybertruck, Princess Anne of Boston talks articulated lorries and Prince Andrew troubles, Romaine gets in the Christmas spirit, WTF Florida guest Brian Testa from Florida Man Calendars, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena has more praise for Emily, Nathan in CO talks fanny packs, Still Hookin Tracy talks Holiday Traditions episode, UTI Kyle becomes a star, Bridget in AZ is now #TeamEmily over men and their behinds, Taylor Swift versus Scooter Braun, Tony in Vegas is not Team Taylor, Mike Crocock is a Growler not a Showler, Rosie is single again, and Last Call ends the show.
10.31.19 -Bradley Pooper
DNR are celebrating Friday without you, DNR head to Hawaii, Critter Chat Indiana woman strangled by her pet, Romie has a late night, Derek is doing a double trip, Lady Gaga is hotel dress drama, SVU celebrates a big milestone, Impossible Whopper is a mega hit, more mayo, Elfster update, Derek wants a DNR meme, Beau has a Closure movie announcement, Jonathan talks cat meme, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Closure and Palm Springs listener meet-up, Princess Anne of Boston has a royal watch update, Cain in SF talks mayo versus butter, random shouting at Romaine, Larry in Pasadena talks pet costumes, Josh in SF might be high, Kiley talks about coming out, Happy Jack talks Season of Giving and WokeAF, Nathan in St Louis has a dad joke for us, Tom Terrific talks Meghan and Harry, celebrity Halloween costumes, Suzanne Somers stays young for elder sex, a horrifying UK apartment, Twitter bans political ads, Kamala restructures, Dolly Parton has Faith and DNR are relieved they aren’t out for Halloween.
10.24.19 -I Heart Applebees
Ghost cat, bleached taints, Romaine gets a rude haircut, men who call their wives mother, Sir Laughs A Lot talks daddy issues, Romie is mad at Iris over boots, Romaine does a shout out, RBG gets a big cash prize, Romney is Pierre Delecto, Queen Elizabeth shades Meghan Markle, Romaine doesn’t think the Pattersons are good people, Happy Jack talks too many kids, Nathan talks Always dropping the female symbol, Stanton in Austin talks bone density and muscle mass, Derek talks LA homeless, Kathryn in AZ pees in the night, a Thursdonnay cheer, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drag Race UK, keeping your old cell phone number, Romaine reviews Maleficent, Tom calls in about Survivor, Rick talks Green Acres, Jonathan talks Survivor with mild spoilers, Applebees gets too much attention, Tim Ryan drops out, and Rob Shuter discovers peanut butter.
10.21.19 -Little Orphan Scammy
Derek has a birthday coming up, Domenic in Seattle talks log ride etiquette, Dennis Quaid gets engaged, older women and younger men, Tony in Vegas talks The Laundromat and Insatiable, Romaine thinks Meryl should knock it off, Miley Cyrus in trouble with the LGBT community, Jayson in NYC talks Bombshell and Harriett, Patsy and Loretta, life on tour buses, Marc in MN talks Netflix Top Ten and The Politician, Wayward Tom has a CVS adventure, Jeff in Palm Springs talks pussy town, more updates on the little girl who might be an adult, Craig in CA has an idea about the Season of Giving, Wayward Tom is a mess and so is Marc in MN, Rick in LA talks disturbing orphan, Kick leads a merry band of messy listeners, Kirsten has a cup in her prison purse, Tracy in FL still hooking time shift on public engagements, Chris in Mass talks drunk dials, Meghan Markle loses her sparkle, and Romaine finishes Veronica Mars.