08.18.26- Pablo Pledgescobar

New cruise announced, Romaine has therapy, Six craps out, Jonathan in Nashville talks car battery, Penn State fraternity charged in cocaine scheme, Hayden Panettiere RIP, Mississippi miracle, Jonathan in Nashville talks education, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Airplane, Tom Terrific talks 30 Rock, Iris has long arms, Rosie O’Donnell hosts Kimmel, Matt in Philly talks Rosie, Madonna leads VMA nominations, Dolly Parton skips Dollywood ride opening, 10 Things coming to Broadway, Coyote vs ACME looks good, and Paramount merger update.

07.27.26- Romaine Is Tasty

Mitch McConnell could be alive, reflecting pool gets stapled, Noam has a great idea for Barbra, Ella Langley song of the summer, Iris going full Texas, Romie gets a surprise, Phoenix gets too hot, Derek gets into Thai ice tea, Purple Rain coming to Broadway, Hooker Hotline, Bob in Philly talks Social Security, Ric in El Paso talks The Odyssey, Carnival Cruise lady update, Matt in Philly talks 9 to 5, JD in WVa talks TMZ, Iran not going well, CA man lost at sea for 30 days, and Mamdani rolls out second home tax.

07.06.26- Worst Neighbors Ever

Swift Kelce wedding happens and Dolly wants their baby, Romaine reviews Confessions II, Derek gets his KFC on, Romaine has a disc golf adventure and trivia night fun, Ken Burns Civil War, Adam in ATL talks Civil War, Worst Neighbors Ever, weekend fireworks, LaundroMatt talks Newport Beach chaos, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Newport Beach, Danny in LA talks Sheep Detectives and San Diego Pride, Memory Vacation the movie, Hooker Hotline, Sherri from TX talks Buc-ees, explosive diarrhea expands, Mitch McConnell hospitalized, and Graham Platner is likely dropping out.

07.01.26- Transparent Thirst Trap

New Month, Who Dis: JB is back, Romaine adjusts to Texas manners, Jesse in Sacramento talks JB, Trucker Leann talks DNR calendar, new gay photo trend, Love Island drama, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA talks Apple Watch, Romaine has an Ajay update, NorCal Brandon talks gay pride month, Matt in Philly talks furries, Nita in FL celebrates end of pride, Jeff in Palm Springs talks The Swan, Gary in CT talks The Swan, Rob in FL talks Angel, couple climbs Empire State Building, Karamo Brown and Jussie Smollett are a couple, Miley Cyrus getting her own Barbie, and Dolly Parton opens a new truck stop.

05.04.26- Pink Whitney

Derek bombs big time, Trey in LA talks grenades, Romaine gets the house to herself and gets ready for Christmas, Romie goes 1902, JP Morgan banker faked his father’s death, Spirit Airlines shuts down, Adam in ATL timeshifts on Just One Of The Guys, NIta in FL talks Just One Of The Guys, Baldoni and Lively reach settlement, not tipping well, Stanton in Austin talks tipping, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene talks dirty sodas, McDonalds phases out soda machines, Monotone Marc talks Dolly Parton, Cameron Diaz has another baby, Romaine talks solar, and hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship.

03.16.26 – Turkish Delight

Derek melts down over a recycling bin, Romaine unpacks her life, The Oscars, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Oscars, Bob in WI talks Barbra Streisand, Tom Terrific talks Barbra Streisand, JD in WVa talks Diane Warren, Bob in WI double dips, on Oscars, Iran may have a gay Ayatollah, Tom Terrific talks Oscars, Hooker Hotline, Turkish delight, Chaz in La talks Sinners, The Traitors UK, Dolly Parton opens Dollywood, Romaine gets her birthday gift, Harry Styles queerbaiting, lesbian dinner etiquette, and Rowdy in NY apologizes.

01.19.26 – Get Into His Underwear

Derek celebrates an anniversary, Iris heads to Six Flags, Mark in PA talks local graverobber, Derek has a pride brunch fail, Romaine has an old house update,, Brooklyn Beckham breaks up with his parents, CA wealth tax, Romaine gets a massage, Hooker Hotline, Steven in Denver talks Traitors, NIta talks hot lesbians, Lil Old Larry talks sex toys, Matt in Philly talks laptops and canceled celebrities, Bob in Philly talks TV, Rafi talks about his underwear, Rob in FL talks Romaine’s new house, The Traitors, Nathan in CO talks Traitors fashion, Kelly Clarkson show ending this season, Dolly Parton turns 80 and Valentino dies at 93.

10.08.25- Everything Went Into The Girdle

Iris poll update, Dolly Parton is still alive, Jeff in Palm Springs talks girdles and dreams, Romie wants ice cream, Romaine goes house hunting, Iris nerds out, woman dies after Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland, Romaine grabs a burger, Happy Jack talks vegans, Portland protests turn comical, Hooker Hotline, Bob from Philly talks corndogs and Air Pod translations, Mark in Buffalo disagrees over Jessica Kirson, Chris in WA talks math, Tony Tony Tony talks callers,, Craig in Switzerland talks license plates, What Is Happening Jayson checks in from Hawaii, airport delays, NorCal Brandon talks AOL, houses and Sinclair stations, Michael in Nashville timeshifts on insurance, Rich in Encinitas talks pizza, Taylor Swift talks halftime show, government shutdown talk, and Romaine has a reunion coming up.

10.01.25- Cocaine Clause

Keith Urban divorce update, Big Brother cheatmance update, Jane Goodall RIP, Six Feet Under, The Paper will be on NBC next month, Jodie Foster has a French movie coming out, Rowdy in NY talks Japan, kids in kennels, Dolly Parton not accepting Oscar in person, Chunk wins Fat Bear Week, Sir Laughs A Lot talks YouTube, Hooker Hotline, Sherri in TX talks The Oasis, Matt in Philly talks Madonna, New Month Who Dis, JD in WVa talks airplane seating, Tom Terrific talks Keith Haring, Martha Stewart Halloween and quilted vests, Jonathan in Nashville talks Twitch Tuesdays, and Derek has scary sweater memories.

09.29.25 – Clean Out Your Hole

Derek talks bent penises and Bermuda hurricanes, Peacemaker, Adam in Scruffytown helps out, Romaine makes a gross discovery, Tom Terrific talks microwaves, Selena Gomez gets married, Meryl Streep heads to Milan, big puffy jackets for fall, Dolly Parton cancels Vegas shows, Scott in NJ talks Dolly Parton, Nicole Kidman splits with Keith Urban, Billy in Philly talks Nicole Kidman, Hooker Hotline, Rowdy in NY talks Cutthroat Island, Katie in IN talks Jussie Smollett, Tim near Chicago talks Romaine’s plants, and Big Brother finale,

09.23.25- Anita Get Outside

Rapture is a bust, Romaine gets grabbed, sushi is hot again, Romaine has a crazy late night, Jason in VA talks farm life, Jimmy Kimmel is back, Beau in LA talks ABC affiliates and Mysterious Skin, Lilith Fair drama, Billy in Philly talks show titles, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks pharmacy adventure, Ric in El Paso talks pharmacy visit and All The President’s Men, Facebook comes for our DNR group, Jimmy Kimmel feedback and Dolly Parton dinners, Rowdy has sad news, Billy in Philly has some nonsense for us, Taylor Swift stalker missing, Nathan in CO talks DNRcast app, Sir Laughs A Lot talks DNRcast app, MTV drops Catfish,

07.21.25 -Bum You Out

DNR will bum you out, Romaine has a romantic dinner, Dan in Orlando talks Billy Joel, Tony in Vegas talks Amy Bradley, Dolly Parton musical opens in Nashville, Meet Me In St Louis, Brent in Austin talks Dolly musical, Cher performs again, 90s movies come back, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA talks dating, Bob in Philly talks Big Brother and Iris, Rafi timeshifts on fireflies, Big Peter talks Brightline trains, a sick burn, Billy in Philly talks Trump, Alice in NYC talks Sinners, Sir Laughs A Lot talks movies, Nathan in St Louis talks Romaine and Justin Baldoni, Big Brother, and The Gilded Age gets hot.

06.26.25 – Garbage And Rats

NJ lifeguard attacked by umbrella, Jeff in Palm Springs talks umbrella drama and My Feet Are Killing Me, Panda Express, What Is Happening Jayson talks Poop Cruise, DNR talk engaging with us, Anna Wintour stepping down from Vogue, Garbage And Rats In NYC walking tour, Grimm TV procedurals, Lil Ole Larry is DFA, Billy in Philly talks How Things Work, Rob in FL talks Groundhog’s Day, vacation shows, The Gilded Age, Dolly Parton origin story, Romaine breaks something else, and Last Call ends the show.

06.24.25 – Opa Locka Hialeah

DNR heatwave, Ilde in AZ talks house hunting and shrinkflation, Derek gives a speech, Tony in Vegas talks guest hosts, Nathan in CO talks hair, Derek runs late, Romaine fixes a machine, Derek has a real estate update, Romie goes to work, Dolly Parton tickets are $$$$, NJ graduation sends people to the hospital, Masquerade coming to Manhattan, Armando in Miami time shifts on Phantom, Vicious, and Pee Wee Herman, Tom Terrific talks Miami and gets mad, Armando talks swap meet, Rowdy is DFA over NYC mayoral race, Rowdy in NY talks liberals, NY Times has top 100 movies of this century, Love Island USA, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom splitter, and Jeff Bezos is getting married.

06.23.25 – Pansy Craze

Derek getting an award tonight, Romaine hangs with her brother, Derek has a real estate update, Hooker Hotline, Trey in LA talks awards, Matt in Philly talks Howard Stern and Golden Girls, Billy in Philly goes on a quest, TCM has pansies, Dolly heads to Vegas, and Alaska gets a heat advisory.

02.11.25 – Sanitized For You

Breaking porn star news, Dolly Parton musical drama, Murder She wrote, Billy in Philly talks Taylor Swift, VRBO guests find shocking items left in house, Hooker Hotline, Little Ole Larry talks Dolly Parton, Monotone Marc timeshifts on The Traitors, Rob in FL talks Traitors, Robert in San Antonio talks Traitors and nude cruise, Matt from Philly talks Cooper DeJean, Julia in CA talks health journey, Katie talks insurance companies, Kanye West off Twitter, and the Duolingo owl is dead.

12.05.24 – Super Duper Starship Trooper

Twitter goes nuts over CEO shooting, What is Happening Jayson talks NYC shooter, CA has a big earthquake, Romaine has a fun lunch, FBI thinks you need a secret word, Home Depot accused of Black Friday scam, Nathan in CO talks Amazon Prime and TikTok, Tony in Vegas talks cruise prices, Amazon Pride sued over delivery times, Hooker Hotline, Nita talks Hard Candy Christmas and Wicked, Romaine freaked out by driverless cars, Tyler in NorCal talks cars and tsunamis, Critter Chat bats attack in FL and CA, Romaine heads to Spirit Christmas, Dolly Parton announces open casting call, Rob in FL talks Dolly Parton, Romaine makes vanilla, Derek has an AI fail, and Jon-Benet Ramsey case may soon have a breakthrough.

12.04.24- D.I.Y.C.K.

McRib is back, Derek is over it, Derek reviews Wicked, Romaine devours Wizards of Baking, Tom Terrific talks Day of the Jackal, Rupert Grint in trouble with the tax man, UHC CEO Brandon Thompson shot in NYC, Eric ini NM talks silencers, Romaine has drone update, Katie talks drones, Hooker Hotline, Brent in Austin talks Christmas On The Square, Jeff in PS talks Hard Candy Christmas, Larry in Pasadena talks Christmas movies, Romaine gets into true crime, and MO couple does home circumcision.

11.01.24 – Putting The Dick In Dictionary

Fan Favorite! Derek is a mess, Romaine answers the phone, The Mad Painter revealed, Derek’s Halloween gag is a hit, Romaine catches fire, MT camper suspect caught, United passenger punches a sleeping guy for no reason, voter has altercation over hat, Romaine has anxiety, Armando in Miami talks LatinX, Tony in Vegas talks election anxiety, Rachel Zegler has Broadway Halloween, Hooker Hotline, Scott in Austin talks Sesame Street, Chris in WA talks Agatha All Along, Matt in Philly talks Nashville move, Billy in Philly talks work fights, Julia in CA talks periods, man has cockroach in his intestines, Ilde in AZ talks cockroach, Elfster ends soon, Dolly Parton reveals her favorite song, and Last Call ends the week.

10.04.24 – Some Good Eaton

Derek has a neighborhood update, Oklahoma getting new Bibles, Wyoming fire update, Dolly Parton donates to support Helene recovery, Billy in Philly catches up with a friend, Columbus woman goes viral over mystery house, Gareth Brooks sued by former hairstylist, Diddy video circulates, Menendez Brothers might get out by Christmas, Hooker Hotline, Katie talks processed foods, Trey in LA talks Jeopardy, Matt from Philly talks Brooklyn serial killer, Chad in Seattle timeshifts on Broadway and Sniffies, John Amos family update, and Last Call ends the show.

09.23.24- Not These Meats

Derek wonders about America, Dolly Parton has a new museum, Romaine takes a ride, cinnamon bread leads to a rescue, Sniffies hits the road, Romaine gets a tattoo and celebrates Christmas, Agatha All Along is very gay, 8yo girl goes joy riding in Ohio, Helene to form in scary hurricane this week, iPhone 16 arrives, Billy in Phiilly makes a new friend, Romaine plays matchmaker, Steve in Chicago talks gays at Dollywood, Critter Chat cat makes 800 mile journey home from Yellowstone, and Christy is a horse hoarder.

05.14.24- Derek Is Watching You

Derek has a yard update, Romaine has scary cat drama, Wendy Williams apartment sells, Billy in Philly talks Wendy Williams, Miss USA pageant update, Stanton in Austin talks Black Twitter, Tyler in NorCal talks Black Twitter, Ashley Madison documentary coming soon, Maya Rudolph does SNL, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashviille talks missing packages, Sarah Paulson gets notes, Fiona Harvey wants to sue over Baby Reindeer, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Baby Reindeer, lottery winner can’t keep his trap shut, DIY poop treatment has unintended consequences, Olympics athletes don’t like their beds and drag queens to carry torches, and Dolly Parton serves donuts.

03.28.24 – Bingo Wings

DNR are ready for Good Friday, Romaine’s box fills up, another NCAA team encounters racism, Cowboy Carter coming out at midnight, Meghan Trainor brings back the Charleston, Harvard removes book with human skin cover, Flavortown moves from Broadway to Pigeon Forge, Kathie Lee Gifford would do the Golden Bachelor, Nathan in CO talks leaving teens alone, Chaz in La talks Good Times, new Star Trek movie coming, Happy Jack talks arm flags, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Prometheus, Traitors UK, Tom Terrific talks Golden Girls and roombas, Rowdy in NY comes for the listeners, Tyler in NorCal talks Golden Girls, Billy in Philly casts the Golden Girls, Road House remake, Hooker Hotline, Ben in Seattle has fashion advice, Tom Terrific double dips on listener attacks, Adam in ATL talks birthday presents, Jesse in Sacramento talks Romaine’s birthday, Grindr turns 15, Trey in LA talks AOL chat, Madonna to close out show on Rio beach and Last Call ends the show.

03.07.24 -Not That Kind Of Black Pig

Derek warns people away, Traitors finale vs State of the Union, Critter Chat lonely pig wanders way, Romaine gets a visitor, Chiefs fans get frostbite, Jeff in PS talks weather problems and filthy shows, Dolly Parton has a new cookbook, Andy Cohen accused of doing coke with the Housewives, Jonathan Van Ness accused of being a monster on set of Queer Eye, JK Rowling battles transgender newsreader India Willoughby, Hooker Hotline, Adam from Scruffytown talks scams, Chad in Seattle talks death penalty, Tim in MI talks applesauce, Rick from Cal State LA time shifts on TN marriage bill, Larry in Pasadena responds to caller complaints, Billy in Philly talks Tyler in NorCal, NorCal Brandon talks scams and Mismatch Game, Julia in CA time shifts on The Program, Derek rewatched Citizen Ruth, Oscar Meyer makes a not hot dog, Frank in Denver talks ice cream, and Trump’s E. Jean Carroll bill comes due.

01.30.24- The Cursed Place No One Should Live

Derek gets a fun email, Derek’s neighbor is a pirate, Chita Rivera RIP, CosMcs is a big hit, Nickelodeon history, Anchorage gets 100 inches of snow and CA gets an atmospheric river, Armando in Miami talks Nickelodeon, Tyler in NorCal talks rain, Dolly Parton musical coming to Broadway in 2025, Richard Simmons posting in social media, Hooker Hotline, Chad in Seattle reflects DNR back, Romie Pie Pants wants a new swear word, Marvin in Syracuse talks genealogy, Jackie Robinson statue stolen in Kansas, Balto is still with us, Lindbergh baby may not have been kidnapped after all, and Vince McMahon accused of sex trafficking.

11.27.23 – Practically Perfect In Some Ways

We’re back! Ric in El Paso talks Miami Pride, Romaine gets a Thanksgiving makeover, NC man blows up his house with a fried turkey, Derek has too much turkey and pie, Rick from the Pig talks cheese balls, Dolly Parton is a halftime sensation, original Tinkerbell was an old woman, Disneyland gets a streaker, Tyler in NorCal talks Thanksgiving, Romaine talks Hunger Games, wish underperforms for Disney, Happy Jack talks malls, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly does a PSA, Jeff in PS talks Flotilla Debarge, Marvin in Syracuse timeshifts on self checkout, Kenny in CA talks self checkout, Rick from the Pig double dips on supermarket jobs, Bob in Philly talks women in politics, When Nightlife Falls question, Black Friday ends tomorrow, FB town groups are a mess, Gary in CT talks dessert, and OpenAI makes a scary new AI called Q star.

10.13.23- Oh Hell Neigh

Friday the 13th! Derek works a floor plan, Tony in Vegas is ready to fly, United could save a fortune if every passenger lost 10 lbs, Romaine gets lured out by cheese, AI unscrolling ancient texts, Reba McEntire asks Troye Sivan about poppers, Annie Get Your Gun, Ric From The Pig talks Reba and Dolly Parton, Nathan in CO talks Lucy Lawless, Derek engages a crazy person, Ring of Fire eclipse tomorrow, Billy in Philly talks Delores Claiborne and yesterday’s show, Frasier reboot on Paramount Plus, Troop Beverly Hills, Season Of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Julie in NC talks Bigfoot sighting, Rachel in Buffalo talks NHL pride night, Dee Fletcher has superfetation, caregiving makes menopause worse, Moonlighting has a surprise celeb cameo, Survivor melts wax, Jennifer Saunders working on more AbFab, Jerry Seinfeld hints a reunion show, Colliers in TX talks Seinfeld, Val gets served a targeted ad and Last Call ends the show.

08.29.23 – The Cat-Egg-Ory Is…

Disneyland getting a Haunted Mansion remodel, Manhattan Pier 94 being turned into soundstages, Hans Niemann settles his anal beads chess cheating lawsuit, Romaine has a dishwasher update, Romie Pie Pants has a first day at school, Billy in Philly talks The Warriors and being a good mom, Dolly Parton turns down tea with Kate Middleton, Travis in CT talks cat egg chair, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA talks Japan and India, Marvin in Syracuse timeshifts on Little House and shoes, Sarah Jessica Parker adopts Shoe Bradshaw, Derek rescues a bee, Manhattan water main fails, Mark Meadows takes the stand, Ric in El Paso is grateful for the group, and Martha Stewart dragged for drinking from an iceberg.

05.09.23 – Rockstar

Derek’s mom has a birthday, Trump found liable in E. Jean Carroll case, mammograms at forty, family loses son’s ashes in a stuffed animal, SWAT is uncanceled, Romaine bursts into flames, Ihlde in AZ talks foot play, George Santos indicted, Tucker Carlson relaunching on Twitter, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks lottery, NJ tractors keep catching fire, UT can’t get their porn and woman charged with murdering husband, Pie Pants is cleared, Dolly Parton announces Rockstar, Robert De Niro has seventh child, JD in WVa talks De Niro and Dolly, Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter attends the Kentucky Derby, MTV News canceled, and JD in WVa double dips on MTV.

03.14.23- Nancy Boy Mysteries

Romaine gets bad reviews, Oscar ratings up and dresses get ruined, Derek has a weird find at the supermarket, Tom Terrific wants a safe space, Silicon Valley Bank fails, Lindsay Lohan is pregnant, Pie Pants has an update and Iris is thoughtful, Diplo is not not straight, Fyre Fest Billy McFarland giving a speech on business insights, Trucker Bobby talks Dexter and Tennessee, Hooker Hotline, Trey in La talks writing, Amanda calls to clarify her vagina, Jeff in SD talks Virgin cruise, Billy in Philly talks Oscar ties, DNR anniversary calendar recap, LaundroMatt has bad news for Romaine, Matlock reboot is coming, woman finds husband in the Christmas ornaments, Derek has a fond pillow memory, cocaine sub, Virgin has sexy hot tub action, and Romaine’s vagina mystery continues.