Derek has a bazooka update, hantavirus gets worse, Romaine takes a soak, Met Gala looks, Rowdy in NY Talks Met Gala, Meryl Streep is packing heat, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL talks Airport and Christmas, Steven in Denver talks Just One Of The Guys, Doug in CT talks solar panels, Jeremy in LA talks solar, Katie in TN talks fires, Book of Mormon catches fire, Chaz in La talks The Comeback and Lady Bunny, Brightline in trouble, and Jeff in Palm Springs talks Brightline.
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04.29.26 – Little Spoon
Derek has a busy month ahead, CA looking to codify polyamorous relationships, TX bar night goes on without Romaine, Titan sub remains return, Scott in Austin talks slush, Iris mad at Romaine, Tom Terrific talks garbage disposals, Tony in Vegas talks garbage disposals, Jeff in Palm Springs talks garbage disposals and cruise show, Rowdy in NY talks garbage disposals, Hooker Hotline, NorCal Brandon talks cruises and windows, Matt in Philly talks Celebrity Cruises, Meryl Streep calls out Travis Kelce, Miami City Ballet goes to the beach, Lisa Kudrow calls out Friends writers, Julia in CA talks ballet, Romie cries poor, Sir Laughs Alot talks children, Rowdy in NY talks Romie, Daily Mail reports on gay hookups at Equinox, and a nudist cruise sets sail.
11.14.25- Marty McHigh
PA man shot by his own dog, NJ man crashes Delorean with cocaine inside, regional housing issues, Eric in NM talks Texas, Romaine has a house update, DNR talk Hue bulbs, Sir Laughs A Lot talks programmable lights, AWS outage, Fred Astaire widow Dick Van Dyke is lonely, Scream, former straight friends, Hooker Hotline, Rich in CA does Hitler trolling and talk karaoke, NorCal Brandon talks real estate, Survivor, Romaine applies to Traitors, Disney considers AI user generated content, Derek’s mom talks AI, 10% of Meta ads are fraud, and Last Call ends the week.
10.28.25 – Side By Side Pooping
Derek has a housing update, Romaine goes appliance shopping, Katie in TN talks beds, second purge, Eric in Portland talks family names, Hurricane Melissa hits close to home, flight diverted over passenger who got stabby, Romaine goes to therapy, Tom Terrific talks therapy, Rob in FL talks Jeopardy, Broadway show tickets, Chris Evans has a baby, comedian Adam Sank has warm birthday wishes, Hooker Hotline, Nita has a birthday song, medical marijuana, Billy in Philly has birthday wishes, Sir Laughs A Lot talks baby names, Jesse in Sacramento asks Derek anything, Sherri in TX is loved, Larry in Pasadena talks family drama, Only Murders gets renewed, and Chris Colfer reveals his Halloween costume.
09.29.25 – Clean Out Your Hole
Derek talks bent penises and Bermuda hurricanes, Peacemaker, Adam in Scruffytown helps out, Romaine makes a gross discovery, Tom Terrific talks microwaves, Selena Gomez gets married, Meryl Streep heads to Milan, big puffy jackets for fall, Dolly Parton cancels Vegas shows, Scott in NJ talks Dolly Parton, Nicole Kidman splits with Keith Urban, Billy in Philly talks Nicole Kidman, Hooker Hotline, Rowdy in NY talks Cutthroat Island, Katie in IN talks Jussie Smollett, Tim near Chicago talks Romaine’s plants, and Big Brother finale,
07.23.25 – Duck Duck Grey Duck
Hump Day, Breaking News: Meryl wig sighting, What Is Happening Jayson talks Meryl Streep, Romaine gets a shout out, Fantastic Four, Happy Jack talks corndogs, cookie dough in a wheelbarrow, Bryan Kohberger gets sentenced, ,Eugene Peltola crash explained, North Dakota close call, Trump is in the Epstein files, Mike Lawler running again, Hooker Hotline, Nita talks hats at Disney, James talks The Gilded Age, Matt in Philly talks And Just Like That, hooker request, Romaine makes some repairs, Jussie Smollett gas a new documentary, and Poker Face season ends.
05.30.25 – Petty Lupone
5×5 game error, Paragon of Comedy review, skull shaver ads, Billy in Philly talks shavers and Trilogy of Terror, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Disney dessert, Skip in LA talks Patti Lupone, Happy Jack talks Patti Lupone, Romie Pie Pants prom night, kindergarten graduation ends in brawl, DNR attend a Catholic service, Taylor Swift has purchased her back catalog, Blake and Gwen weren’t live and Shabozey has side eye for the Carters, Hooker Hotline, David talks Overcompensating, Michael in Nashville talks Pee Wee As Himself, new gay on Jeopardy, Meryl Streep returning to Only Murders In The Building, And Just Like That returns and Hacks wraps up, new interns coming this summer, wman wants son frozen so he can be brought back later, Stanton in Austin talks mosquito bites, and Last Call ends the week.
03.28.25- Hey Hey New Orleans
Derek fights with Xumo and risks decapitation, Jesse in Sacramento has best wishes, couple arrested in Cancun over timeshare warrant, Romaine has a health journey update, Tyler in NorCal checks in from NOLA, Hooters drops bikini night, Tom Terrific talks Hooters, Hello thinks Ellen moved to UK over mansion sales tax, Hooker Hotline, Chris in Mass talks sharks, Stanton in Austin feedback, Katie has warm wishes for Romaine, Rob in FL talks transatlantic cruise, Romaine has a mailbox mystery, Rick from the Pig clears out, Tiff and Katie talks tweezers and Broadway, Survivor Fridays, Billy in Philly talks Survivor, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drag Race and Survivor, Miley Cyrus, Renee Zellweger joining Only Murders In The Building, DHS staffer emails a reporter, and Last Call ends the week.
02.20.25 – No Prime To Die
Summer lovin’, Cindy gets locked out, Dan in Orlando talks Cindy, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Anora and 5×5 game, asteroid odds drop near zero, 9.3% identify as LGBTQ+, James Bond update, Tony in Vegas talks DC Pride, Indiana comes for Dolly Parton, Billy in Philly talks Kamala Harris, woman has too many contact lens in her eye, Hooker Hotline, Bob in WI talks human mules, Nita talks knees, Roderick talks Emergency! and Super Bowl, Pope Francis is sick, Polish woman insists she is Madeleine McCann, Diddy sues NBC for $100 million, Jennifer Aniston rumors, and Leonardo DiCaprio dating a 19 year old.
02.19.25 – Santa Loves Everyone
Derek makes a mistake, Romaine gets harassed, Chris in Mass talks Santa, Jay Z lawsuit dropped, Guy Pearse says Kevin Spacey harassed him too, Rob in FL talks Kevin Spacey, Tom Terrific talks Meryl Streep, Billy in Philly talks SNL, Kathy in OH is DFA and talks Wiser Than Me, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Beyond The Gates, Lil Ole Larry plays Who Is Old, Monotone Marc talks toilets, Nathan in St. Louis tells a joke, Christian in Abilene talks Indigo Girls and Kanopy, Humphrey Bogart documentary, Lil Ole Larry rewatches St. Elsewhere and Emergency, Mike from SD timeshifts on nightlights, Traitors US chatter, Happy Jack talks Santa Claus, Jonathan in Nashville talks The Traitors, Tom Terrific talks Traitors, Only Fans models are pregnant, and Jason Seiter is not dead.
06.25.24- Fellatio Factor
Derek takes out the trash and casts a vote, Sir Laughs A Lot talks homes, Alan Cumming does podcasts, Justin Timberlake update, Hamptons flamingo is a star, Louisa Jacobson comes out, Sean Penn hasn’t enjoyed a movie since Milk, Billy in Philly talks gay roles, Hooker Hotline, Marc in MN is thinking of DNR, Romaine rewatches Spartacus, Tony Tony Tony talks Romans and Black Sails, Rick from the Pig talks Lost, Suri Cruise graduates, Julie Crisley gets her sentence vacated, Max getting HBO originals, and George Santos joins Only Fans.
05.14.24- Derek Is Watching You
Derek has a yard update, Romaine has scary cat drama, Wendy Williams apartment sells, Billy in Philly talks Wendy Williams, Miss USA pageant update, Stanton in Austin talks Black Twitter, Tyler in NorCal talks Black Twitter, Ashley Madison documentary coming soon, Maya Rudolph does SNL, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashviille talks missing packages, Sarah Paulson gets notes, Fiona Harvey wants to sue over Baby Reindeer, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Baby Reindeer, lottery winner can’t keep his trap shut, DIY poop treatment has unintended consequences, Olympics athletes don’t like their beds and drag queens to carry torches, and Dolly Parton serves donuts.
01.29.24- I Am What I Was
Romaine thinks Rafi is bulky, DNR is the last cruise you’ll ever need, Romaine goes to the dogs, Derek doesn’t care who you are, Martin Short is not dating Meryl Streep, Jonathan in Nashville talks context and Selena Gomez, Ric in El Paso has a health update, Iris is useless, Robert in San Antonio talks Martin Short, Romaine has a messy night on the town, Hooker Hotline, Doug in CT talks Madonna and U2, Matt in Philly talks election, Jen in LA talks things left behind, Rick from Cal State LA talks Madonna Christopher Nolan and Colman Domingo, Rich in Encinitas talks budding trees, Frank in Denver talks Minnie Pearl, Tim from MI talks Bahamas, Amelia Earthart plane may have been found, and Chiefs vs Giants at the Super Bowl in two weeks.
11.06.23 – The Book Vagina Is Open
DNR are back with different flight experiences, Derek bumps his head and gets lost, Tony in Vegas loves Rome, Chaz in La talks Derek’s adventures, Dollarita Steve takes internet by storm and Tyler in NorCal has thoughts, Meryl Streep separates from her husband, Matthew Perry RIP, Pie Pants black belt update, Romaine has a dog update, Billy in Philly makes a friend, cats of Italy, Derek finds the book vagina, Romaine has an art mission and a foodie tour, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Disneyland Paris, Survivor Sucks Dan asks Derek anything, Hooker Hotline, Chaz in La talks Hocus Pocus, Eric in Portland talks DNR Plus, drunken birthday caftan fun, Michael in Nashville has an Ask Derek Anything, Larry in Pasadena talks pricy water, Michelle in SD ask Derek anything, Jesse in Sacramento ask Derek anything, Tom Terrific ask Derek anything, Christian in Abilene talks book bans, Monotone Marc talks Natalee Holloway, Brad talks Halloween and cruises, and Matt in Philly talks ships passing in the night.
08.22.23 – You Can Lead A Whore To Culture
Derek is happy and makes a correction, milkshakes in WA and day spa in CA kill, national cinema day has $4 tickets this weekend, Romie is obsessed with Spider Man, Only Murders In The Building, Eggo launches a liqueur, DNR talk two margarita mexican food, Happy Jack talks liqueur, Italian millionaire calls out bride at engagement party, Rich in Encinitas timeshifts on avocados, DNR talk plant life at home, Hooker Hotline, Ben in Seattle talks kitchen counter, Brady Bunch memories, Chad in Seattle talks Painkiller, Jesse in Sacramento talks Red White And Royal Blue, Survivor Sucks Dan talks dishwashers, Kitty talks GA case, Trump weigh in inspires gamblers, Romaine has a sandwich of lies, Steven in LA talks weather, Pakistan kids trapped in cable car, rebel nun uproar over chastity, Marion County Register gets raided, and Mag Pi store owner killed over pride flag.
10.24.22- Two Dry Holes
We’re back! DNR will do their best tomorrow, Romaine wins a sex competition and sees an old friend, Happy Jack talks takeovers, Romaine tries new foods, messy strangers and delicious food, Jason Sudekis lays down in front of Olivia Wilde’s car over a salad, Derek is remembered for his soup, Billy in Philly checks in, Leslie Jordan RIP, Kanye West gets canceled, Meryl Streep to be a grandmother, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene time shifts on TV and cruises, Jonathan in Nashville talks holographic universe, Ric in El Paso talks Randy Rainbow, Sherry in TX talks Alex Jones, Billy Ray Cyrus is engaged to Hannah Montana actress, UK gets a new Prime Minister, Madonna vs Cardi B, Fyre fest founder planning new events, and The Real Love Boat sets sail.
01.13.22 – Show Me Your Alts
Derek deals with listener drama, Meryl Streep tunes into Real Housewives, Billy in Philly will be calling less now, key West buoy set on fire, CO trucker gets a reduced sentence, Jesse in Sacramento is here for the callers, Romaine makes her problems everyone else’s problems, Tom Terrific is pro Billy, Nessa Cupcake checks in, Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet split up, Stanton in Austin has thoughts, Elvira loses fans over being a lesbian, bathroom reading material, Britney gets naked, Hooker Hotline, Craig in CA timeshifts on Webb telescope, Billy in Philly time shifts on glitter, Grindr tells what countries have the most tops and bottoms, Eyes of Tammy Faye, Red Cross has a blood crisis, George in SF talks Tammy Faye and Gemstones.
10.05.21 -Falling Together
Derek get good word on the street, Meryl Streep may join the MCU, George in SF talks X-Men, Justin Bieber launching new line of joints, Tom Terrific blames the parents, LaundroMatt talks Nuclear Family, kidnapped girl story from 2009 gets an update, Census has new data on LGBTQ people, Romaine needs her bucket filled, Happy Jack talks GSW aftermath, Hooker Hotline, Jeff in PS talks Jersey Boys, NYC subway gets sketchy, Jesse tests things out, RuPaul inks new deal with Sony, NC woman hospitalized by short shorts, Meghan Trainor and husband have side by side toilets, Dom in Seattle talks public pooping, Kathryn in AZ talks Winnie The Pooh, and Trump falls off the Forbes 400 list.
09.24.21- Pigeon Bullying
The View descends into chaos, Derek expects visitors, Romaine yells at Bear, anonymous call about suicidal pigeons, Romaine deals with The Fox and The Hound, Sir Laughs A Lot talks pigeon bullying, Romaine has a school bully update, Derek deals with garage sale neighbors, Anderson Cooper got an unusual surrogate request, Tony in Vegas talks Anderson Cooper, Billy in Philly talks Dolly Parton cars, Gabby Petito update, Dear Evan Hansen opens this weekend, Monotone Marc talks Evan Hansen, Romaine welcomes lesbians, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene calls about his own call, Survivor chatter, George in SF talks Drag Race, Unwanted Words questions, Still Hookin’ Tracy praises Wednesday’s show, Monotone Marc talks Great British Baking Show, Jockman Jeff talks Big Brother, Meryl Streep and Anna Wintour are cousins, and Last Call ends the show.
6.22.21 – Lazy Trash Feminism
DNR have print drama, Romaine gets no sex, Derek shields the interns, Nathan in CO has a celebrity sighting, Derek has late night misery noises, WDW woman steals a cucumber, Nathan double dips on handsy characters, Danny in LA talks The Land, Billy in Philly talks Carl Nassib, Happy Jack talks Chip N Dale, Jonathan in Nashville talks cruises, 72nd Streep birthday celebration, Joy Behar makes a gay joke, Miss Angie is the decider, Naida is the Decider, LaudroMatt is married to a late decider, Derek has a memory Dive, Hooker Hotline, Still Hookin’ Tracy is loud at home, Aaron in Seattle time shifts on Friday phones, lazy trash feminism, Larry in Pasadena talks cruises and nurses,Travis time shifts on the FL HOA, Monotone Marc talks Love Victor, Romaine loves Hacks, early risers less depressed, Critter Chat: Thai elephant crashes into a house, LaundroMatt talks elephants, Stonewall Inn bans Bud, Homo Goods store, and Disneyland launching a membership program.
06.09.21 – A Party Of Two
DNR are snippy and want no spoilers, Critter Chat cicadas torment Derek’s brother and a White House plane, Harry and Meghan mad at the press and kids getting royal titles, Romaine gets a happy email, baby food arsenic, Ric From The Pig talks Cary Grant, Romaine hangs some lights, Disney adds animatronic Spider-Man, Jesse has positive feedback, dueling lightsabers, Jeff Bezos headed to space, Mars helicopter flies some more, ISS hit with space junk, smelly astronauts, Billy in Philly talks voting, Tyler in NorCal talks voting, Jonathan in Nashville time shifts on Movie Pass and GoFundMe, overreacting to Sabina, The Birdcage gets a pride release, Derek reviews My Beautiful Launderette and The Wedding Banquet, Sir Laughs A Lot talks gay movies, Steven in IN talks movie prices, second run houses, LaundroMatt goes to the movies, Mark Ronson getting married, Danny in LA talks WI pride house, and Mark on the shore talks movie prices and haircuts.
03.27.20 – Sully The Hole
Fridonnay! Romaine gets to work in the yard, Pie Pants fails again, comedian Adam Sank checks in, Nathan in CO talks demand for tops, Tony in Vegas talks quarantine sing alongs, Comfort comes to New York, Derek talks FEMA and local responses, Biden talks mommy and dad, Happy Jack talks field hospitals and text messages, CanAmerican talks help from the rich, Jonathan in LA talks Dua Lipa and Lady Gaga, Stanton in Austin talks drag fundraiser, Derek thinks Jill Biden should be front and center, Hooker Hotline, the Orange Juice and Biscuit secret, Craig in CA has some TV recommendations, Marvin talks temperature checks, Timothy Timeshifter is staying safe, Ranae in FL talks favorite actresses, Jim in Palm Springs talks Ozark and Logan’s Run, Beau in LA talks about his movie Closure, Romaine cheats with a beer, Pink gets a little trim, Derek is delighted by hot gays entertaining themselves, Britney Spears shines in captivity, Chirssy Teigen barters online, Derek recommends Tootsie but Kathryn thinks he spoiled it, Defying The Nazis The Sharps’ War, Mike in China talks Logan’s Run and drinking in isolation, George in SF relieves stress with video games, gas is leaking from Uranus, Kathryn is early for last call, Meghan and Harry relocate to LA and Meghan voices a Disney doc Elephant, Lori Laughlin wants her case dismissed, and Last Call ends the week.
10.21.19 -Little Orphan Scammy
Derek has a birthday coming up, Domenic in Seattle talks log ride etiquette, Dennis Quaid gets engaged, older women and younger men, Tony in Vegas talks The Laundromat and Insatiable, Romaine thinks Meryl should knock it off, Miley Cyrus in trouble with the LGBT community, Jayson in NYC talks Bombshell and Harriett, Patsy and Loretta, life on tour buses, Marc in MN talks Netflix Top Ten and The Politician, Wayward Tom has a CVS adventure, Jeff in Palm Springs talks pussy town, more updates on the little girl who might be an adult, Craig in CA has an idea about the Season of Giving, Wayward Tom is a mess and so is Marc in MN, Rick in LA talks disturbing orphan, Kick leads a merry band of messy listeners, Kirsten has a cup in her prison purse, Tracy in FL still hooking time shift on public engagements, Chris in Mass talks drunk dials, Meghan Markle loses her sparkle, and Romaine finishes Veronica Mars.
07.24.19- Sex And Cake
Fireworks are on their way out, Colliers has some important feedback, Derek is sabotaged in a bathroom, Jonathan in LA wanted a Mueller birthday present he didn’t get, Romaine takes a dive, Critter Chat has Romaine’s cats in crisis and a bison takes on a little girl, turtle saving season, shark jumps at fishing family, Mueller testifies, Faye Dunaway gets fired, Meryl Streep didn’t disappoint Romaine, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Faye Dunaway, parody break, guest Dr. Dudley Danoff talks male sexual health, Mass man goes magnetic fishing, Lost Iowa man is found, Rob in FL talks missing man and Cats the movie, and NC resolves their bathroom bill.